/Life/ is the new thread to put all lifestyle questions/discussion in. Smoking, Hobbies, etc. all go here

/Life/ is the new thread to put all lifestyle questions/discussion in. Smoking, Hobbies, etc. all go here.

That's a nice graphic, man.

do i start smoking?

Yes.

It's shit for your skin, if you care about that sort of thing. Good skin is very Veeky Forums

what is the reasoning for this? ive been smoking at an exponential rate for the past six years and my skin has only gotten better, i feel like its not as cut and dry as its made to appear

Why would you choose to smoke? Because you think you'll look better? Well, you're right. Smoking makes you look ten times cooler, but you'll hate yourself. Don't do it.

Lack of circulation isn't the best for your skin. If you do things to offset it though, you should be fine.

okay, that makes sense. thanks brother

I don't like to be alone, but I'm used to it. People try to talk to me ever since I started to steer myself into fashion. But when women sit around me, they ask the basics and then expect to be entertained!

Are conversations with new people actually like this! Why do people want to force themselves to each other.

lifestyle choices that are always Veeky Forums

>moderation in all things
>good clothes
>cocaine (not addictions though)
>self control
>being comfortable
>being sociable
>confidence
>being funny without being self depreciating or allowing others to insult or mock you

>Sociable
>Confidence
You ask for too much.

good thinking OP

nobody knows how exaclty to start a conversation with a new person. you talk about bullshit until you find something that you both really like talking about. a lot of conversations are bullshit but you should get used to it if you ever want to be sociable. also stop expecting people to be as knowledgeable about fashion as you that's a very elitist and toxic way of thinking.

you forgot
>good diet
>exercise
also i disagree about self-deprecation being bad. one of my favorite traits is self-awareness and that is often tied with self-deprecation.

Amphetamines, Veeky Forums or not

can someone please design a nice OP pic

Benzodiazepines, Veeky Forums or not

i think its nice. clean cut but maybe not attention grabbing enough. We should use different colorschemes for the generals so you can distinguish them easier from each other.

I plan on doing so. These are just proto-placards for the time being.

how do i spice up my life
>6-8 hours of sleep or sometimes no sleep for the night (those nights i usually just lie in bed thinking too hard about the things i regret)
>pee
>12-15 minute hot shower, 30 min if i'm in no rush
>get dressed, do hair
>brush teeth
>drink two mug fulls of hot water w/ lemon, take my vitamins (fish oil, multivitamin, vitamin c, biotin)
>off to school from 8:00 to 5:00
>go home and study/do assignments for 2-3 hours
>1 or 2 hours of vidya or internet or whatever
>eat if i remember to and/or drink some black tea (usually only meal for day, might be jasmine rice and some sort of meat+vegetable/meat+tofu concoction or quick takeout if i'm not too tired/lazy)
>clay mask like every other week
>brush teeth again
>bed anywhere between 8:30 or 9:00

yea

yes

how about both of them together?

Pick up a small hobby, user. Try something to do with the arts, like watching film, learning more about fashion, or painting/sculpture.

>

maybe


add cocaine in there somewhere

ignore the cocaine part didn't mean tot type that ;)

I do like coke but I've never liked mixing benzos with it. I woke up one day with a gram of coke missing and 6mg of xanax missing from my pill bottle, felt awful

If you really hate yourself, fentanyl. I wouldn't wish fentanyl dependancy on my worst enemy.

If you make eye contact with a girl in public for 3 seconds or more, is that a mire?

Only if she smiles, coyly looks away then looks back

Good list save for the self deprecating part.
Self deprecating (w/o going overboard) is actually a great way to signal to people that you're confident in who you are and what you look like.

No one like an upright ass that takes himself too seriously.

But what if you're both walking past each other?

Don't quote me on this but I think you should take those pills with a meal.
The fish oil ones at least.
Not sure if thats bullshit or not though.

What's a nice portable hobby to take up?

Preferably something non-electronic since I work for long hours in a secret bunker where I can't take anything electric.

Reading?

If you have an addictive personality no. If not only do it when you think it will look aesthetic. (we all know thats why you wanna do it.)
yep -self deprecation
yep
get some really damaged friends
Photography, Notepad drawings, Writing.
Thanks for making this and the fucciboy thread OP. Hopefully this will be a dawn of a new, better, less cluttered effay. All we need now is making it a bannable offence to post stupid questions outside of these generals and we'll be good!

if you're 16

this waiting to get to level ten where she smiles, I can confidently look a girl up and down if we're walking towards each other. I find that if I'm sitting in a restaurant or waiting in line, then making confident eye contact then being the first to look away and then never looking her way again is the best feel

Reading's alright but I go through books too fast and end up with too many. Twelve hours and I've long finished and that's just one night.

get a kindle, you can get them for free online then too

i'm agoraphobic. am i effay?

Thanks for starting this, OP

kindle

oh right non electronic
start drawing

No electronics

not effay

might as well start vaping

but if someone wants to read lots of books, why not just have 100 books on you at all times? Why carry one book and then be bored when you finish it?

Are you going on a five year camping trip or some shit?

How do I stop being a NEET in the summer? Especially towards the end when there's not much going on and I could easily be doing something better than browsing the internet all day. I've been trying to exercise at least every other day the past week or so

what brand of shampoo and conditioner does Veeky Forums use?

Go to museums or art galleries. Go hiking. Chill out in hip cafes.

sounds gay af

enjoy being a shut in NEET faggot for the rest of your life you close minded autist

100000% triggered

again. you asked for shit to do, I gave you some ideas, its your choice to be a NEET.

>tfw no hobbies

I play with a yoyo every now and then and drink with my friends

what are some easy to get into hobbies I need to make my life worth living again

sorry aint that dude you think i am
next time give advice fine but dont even care what a faggot is going to do with
you might help someone else

I'm a laboratory technician and produce music and perform on the side. I'm 22 and at the place I want to be in my life.

The only way you can live an effay life is to trust yourself, be a good person, and have the balls to do everything you say you're going to do.

> be a good person

lmao

You just need to find a girl to literally win life, am I right?

Is feigning psychopathy Veeky Forums ?

>The only way you can live an effay life is to trust yourself, be a good person...
oh boy

No.

Are you okay, user?

some traits of psychopathy are pretty effay but i'm sure if you're feigning it you're more like pic related

Girls usually ruin your life

My life is perfect, girls want to date me, just not sure I want to fuck it up all over again

Masturbation, yes or no? I have a hard time controlling myself

masturbation if you feel like you need to

I used to masturbate out of habit, i.e. start watching porn whether I actually needed the release or not. That's not Veeky Forums, but doing it once or twice a week is def a necessity

Any /f1/ here?

Fucking Toyota

reread it, get better books, or take up nonfiction.

god no, terrible habbit i cannot quit for ages now

embarrassing

>lol what a sperg he doesnt just carry around a single music album with him all the time

origami? get a big book of ones to do. also what kind of job do you have?

what if your depressed (seeking help) and your drive and willingness to do anything doesn't exist

moderately. when I jerk it twice or even three times a day it's usually a sign I'm miserable

Get a job.

How do I win my waifu?

tru

Is being gay and a misogamist effey?

I quit porn a few months ago, thinking of quitting masturbation too just for the testosterone gains

>>those nights i usually just lie in bed thinking too hard about the things i regret)


THE FEELS MAKE THEM STOP!!!

am gay but have hated every openly gay person ive met save a lesbian or two haha

open LGBTQWERTYs tend to be massive special snowflake attention whores in my experience

>tfw just want a qt lesbian gf
>everyone i know's definitions of dyke=purple pixie hair, morbidly obese and shitty 2006 band shirts
>everyone i know's definition of femme=pastel lolita japan vomit, jeffree star lipstick and ~being a passive-aggressive bitch desu uvu~
>just trying to pass aesthetically as a fashionable normie femme
>everyone assumes i'm str8 because i'm not a blatant tumblrina

well adjusted gay lives matter

hell fuccin yea, specifically if adderall (vyvanse is offbrand so fuq that)

only if a lack of short term memory is Veeky Forums

>Lack of circulation
what do you mean?

smoking reduces circulation

circulation of what? blood?

also, how does that affect your face? (ie. makes it dry, grasy, pale, thin, fat, what does it do?)

yes, blood. That's why smokers tend to come across some erectile problems too.
I'm not the guy who posted that, so I don't know exactly, but smokers skin and I mean smokers with 15-20 years of smoking do have a bit darker and more wrinkled face. It's not a myth entirely that smoking makes skin age faster.

is being in debt effay too guys???

I'm moving into college sunday, how do I not go full autismo and fuck up this chance for meeting people? If I'm drinking or smoking I'm more social but at forced events like orientation I just clam up.

pls answer this someone
ive been one semester in college and my only friends are those i made back in highschool

Be anyone but yourself, it may be a bit late to start now but work on your ability to lie about literally anything. Its worked for me thus far.

some tips on what to lie about or who to pretend to be?

make yourself seem more interesting than you actually are, it's not super hard but you really need to practice your poker face. I'd start small, try it on loved ones because if you can lie to them you can lie to practically anyone. Start creating personas you find interesting and try to put yourself in the place of the persona when you go out to clubs or whatnot. NEVER get shitfaced because lies tend to crumble when you are. This is all probably really bad advice but as someone who feels the need to lie about everything under the sun, I feel comfortable giving it.

what do you mean by shitfaced?

Drunk

>This is all probably really bad advice but as someone who feels the need to lie about everything under the sun, I feel comfortable giving it.
lol. meaning; had he not been a lying, he would not give u the advice. be urself user. otherwise ur just a fagget imo

op thank you for saving Veeky Forums

-long time lurker