What are the most /fa pets?

What are the most /fa pets?

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Mammals are too dirty.
Birds require ugly cages.
Herps require ugly terrariums.
Planted aquariums are obviously the best choice, especially if they contain discus or angelfish.

I don't want to be mean to the little pupper, but I'd probably go behind it, call its name, and then laugh my ass off watching it turn around

>buying pets because of their looks
Don't do this.

I own a staffy, not very Veeky Forums
>inb4 nigger dog
I actually live in Staffordshire, they're everywhere here and extremely cheap.

The only really patrician choice is pic related.

I have sphynx btw, pretty cool cats.

gimps are the only choice

I had to look several times before I realised what it was.

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Me on the right.

is that a guy?

Young desperate female models looking to make it big so they hang around you all the time and suck your dick and let you shit on their chest because you are a next level avant garde fashion designer who can't even do basic times tables

borzoi hounds best dog

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i want one of those now
w2c

What a nig

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he's probably wearing that dogs momma what a shame

precious puper

Why would someone put german shepherd's head and legs on a pug?

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Get the fuck out with your fucking meme dog

>this pleb doesn't know what a horse looks like

wh wh.. what about huskies with brown eyes?

the kind that makes me happy.

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Beetles are beautiful, but as pets they're boring as fuck because they spend most of their lives underground.
Freshwater shrimps are the best pet invertebrates.