Tfw you realise being skinny is the most Veeky Forums body type and working out is try-hard-hs-chad-mode

Yeah I'm pretty toned and still really skinny.

This. Don't be black and you are perfect.

>>/r9k/

A soft reminder.

I used to be a skinny chicken shit, but it dawned on me I idolized masculine virtue. Might and fight are what makes a man a man.

ITT: insecure manlets who thought they could lift their way out of being ugly

more like real life

in what scenario would a healthy sexually active woman want to fuck a twig instead of a muscular alpha teeming with testosterone?

it doesnt make evolutionary sense

Might makes right be it beauty, brain, or brawn. If you have all three? Congrats. Otherwise fuck off sport. Height isn't going to stop a roid rage "manlet" from tearing your boney appendages apart. You're weak, you're useless.

In today's society a man doesn't need to be strong in order to provide resources.
A good job is more attractive than muscles you're never going to use.
With money you can buy people with big arms to protect you.

And you pressupose that people from Veeky Forums do fit that category, lol?

She'd fuck the one with the superior genetics, a la face, height and frame.

I.e. not any of you gymcels.

>manlet power fantasy
kek

No one takes you midget looking faggots seriously, least of all women.

this guy clearly works out though

Bare minimum. Veeky Forums would call him a hungry skeleton.

But when you don't got that face

You're fucked then mang. If youa are average looking with a decent height, it's not all that bad. However, no amount of lifting can fix an ugly face.

bare minimum i.e. his body is still 100x more attractive than whats posted in thinspo threads here and 150x more attractive than the skinnyfat losers not his site posting about how they dont need to workout

Or still date you because of your personality but not really be that attracted to you because you're so skinny which doesn't seem an issue at first but then several years on the personality that was your selling point is beginning to grate along with the no-hobbies no-ambition Veeky Forums lifestyle and the fact you don't have the sex appeal to fall back on will eventually turn the relationship into a passionless routine ...

Good thing that this days even a "not so well looking face" guy can look hot too.

But that also involves confidence and charm.

Working out still helping your game tho
Stop making excuses you faggots

You're right, being skinny is the most Veeky Forums body type, and chad mode isn't Veeky Forums, but that's like saying having AIDS is the most Nigerian body type, and not having AIDS isn't.

Chad mode is better than skinny fuccboi famalam

yea im toned with a 24 waist. i am short though (5'4)

lol what? Tom Hardy is no way average, he just looks like crap in that pic
Implying that average Veeky Forums user could look like him

He's kinda scary looking to me. But hot atst. Very masculine
His teeth are fuckd up tho

And yeah you can. If you take care of urself as much as he does.

Yup sure. If you are average and groom well, take care of skin and body ofc you will look good. I'm just saying Tom Hardy has some seriously good facial features, no way that his face could only be average

what is your routine like should I do starting strength 5x5 what

Small guy

if you people stopped making up reasons why nobody will ever want to fuck you and instead spent this time socializing you'd all be better off

trying to argue about this shit is completely pointless for so many reasons, #1 being attraction does not work like you goddamn dweebs seem to think it does

hell this thread is proof of that! you all think different things are attractive (i.e. some of you are attracted to muscular physiques, some to thin, etc) and instead of drawing the conclusion that if even this extremely homogenic and niche sample group can't agree on this, the rest of the world won't either.

It's not that the people arguing "skinny/fat/fit/huge/whatever" are wrong, it's just you're attracted to different things! jesus fucking christ

>want to be skinny and effay
>but also not be a weak shit
Conflicting emotions

obesity pls go

Man I thought I wanted to be muscular too. Turns out I just wanted to fuck muscular guys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Go ottermode, girls dig it more than super ripped guys anyway

>tfw you wear really nice clothes to hide the ugliness that is underneath

Third time posting this.

Starting a 7-day fast tomorrow. Looking for somebody to do it with. We exchange e-mails and what not. For the fit.

u mean super jacked? Ottermode is ripped..

Yeah, you know what I meant

as in not eating at all?

What do you got scars or eczema or something

Water and tea are acceptable. I personally also drink coffee and 5hr energy.

He doesn't look like he works out for sick gains, but he doesn't look like a poor heroin addict either.

>tfw you realize no matter how Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums you become you will still be /r9k/ to every girl you meet

Not sure how much good that would do for me to be honest. I'd lose like 1.5 kilos and be dizzy as fuck constantly

you know you have a problem when you use the boards of a tibetan throat singing forum as adjectives

who skinny but /athletic build/ with muscular legs and ass

who /skinnyfat but suspiciously female looking ass wish legs and deltoids that are way stronger than the rest of the body for no apparent reason/ here?

I've tried both, personally I like Starting Strength better because of the progression I got out of it but you'll have a ridiculously under developed chest compared to your back and lower body; and half way through I even started benching three times a week to try and get more of my upper body. I didn't like 5x5 because it felt like I was stuck on the same weights with little progression. The only real advice is consistency, pick one and stick too it.

Agreed. Being thin is patrician.

Looking like you do heavy lifting regularly, or that you have to do manual labor makes you seem like a peasant

how to learn proper form? what weights do I start at if I've never lifted before?

Go read the sticky on Veeky Forums. For form watch Mark Rippletoes videos on youtube and grab the biggest guy thats form looks the most like the videos you watched, eg. straight back on everything. To learn form start at a weight where it's light enough that you feel in control when lifting and spend a week focusing on good form. For weights just start at a weight that's heavy but not uncontrollable, like if your squatting you shouldn't fall to the bottom because you don't have the strength to slowly lower yourself.

>skinny twink in Saint Laurent

Only if you're one of those athletic thin manlets you see in the sub 135lb weight classes.

Put your boner away his body isn't even admirable

Why aren't you fit like Rick?

i wouldn't

Nigga I'm getting my dick sucked and I'm skinny (laughing crying emoji)

I'm pretty sure skinny/skinyfat guys with a good face who are outgoing and well adjusted don't have much problem getting all sorts of women.

I have multiple friends who just kill it with women. I mean playing with 5+ girls at the same moment, despite the girls knowing it's casual, have no problem approaching random women and being successful etc.
A lot of them are 7 or 8s facially and their bodies are shit, either skinny or skinnyfat.

The problem starts if you're attractive facially, very skinny and not outgoing. Even if you dress well (and I mean normalcore well, if you do the sick Veeky Forums fits you're staying a virgin) you won't have much success with women, because you general image, physical combined with your demeanor, tells women you're "weak" so to speak.

The solution to that problem is to get bigger and fitter. Then you project a physical image of strength, of having your shit together, that offsets your lack of social assertiveness.

I can tell you from experience, because I look pretty good facially but I suffer from some minor social anxiety. Lifting and getting a bit bigger didn't help me with acting more confident much, I still have trouble interacting socially, and I still think everyone is looking at me when I take the train, judging me for some stupid reason.

But I can tell you I've had much more universal success with women. I had weirder girls approach me in the past, when I dressed in black and had long hair for example, but they were in some subculture or another. After getting buff I get attention and compliments from all sort of women, despite changing very little apart from getting bigger and fitting better in my clothes.

>telling a skinnyfat person to bulk

yes, because being bloated, double chinned and completely unsexy looking is much better

If you're skinnyfat, lift, get n00b gains and cut. You'll then be thin as hell but still muscular/athletic. You can then bulk from there.

I've never been attracted to muscles. Is something wrong with me? Looking at noticeably big muscles makes me feel disgusted while my friends love them.

Muscles are for impressing other dudes, not for being attractive.

>while my friends love them

No, nothing is wrong with you per se, but you're an outlier taste-wise.