Uneffay thing you do

>masturbate twice a day
>havent gotten my hair cut for two months but its still good because im a styling god
>save tons of images and webms of pornography on my computer
>also i browse this board, dressing a that is fashionable to me should be more organic but of course any organicness coming from someone who spends 5 hours a day discussing and learning about it is as artificial as it gets even though i reflect my personality and values in it
>i look at girls too much on the street, even girls who arent hot i just asess every girl i see after seeing so many models and good skeletal structure, i look for it involuntarily in the street and im like a creepy old (young) man because i stare so much. but i catch girls staring at me too maybe that balances things out no just kidding no it doesnt

also i used to do it i dont any more but when i took a shit and i knew i would shower afterwards anyway and i couldnt get it all out id kinda scoop it out from inside my anus with my fingers and wipe it off onto the paper, then i showered. also when i was very young i shat in the shower and stomped it through the grate, did that a couple of times actually, even did it in school once when i was alone after gym class

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>drink way too much beer
>use pinterest to vision board tv show i'm writing
>listen to classic rock

> read comics

effay

>Tv show I'm writing
Hey me too kind of
What's it about?

does 'uneffay' mean 'unethical' to you?

I trackerpost for hours on end

Do you have one? I love those little trucks

This

I catfish dudes for fun on Plenty of Fish (only mildly). I've also shopped a few of their pictures.

This.

We need to see them user.

>think about clothing and fashion and general when I should just be living in my style
>argue with retards on the internet
>wanna kill myself

that last one is fucked man

>Work at a LGBT center
>Read manga outside
>Smoke too much (cigs,weed,vape)
>flirt with dikes

Didn't care for my ass use to have streak marks doesn't happen anymore but still gross got called out in high school once for being so ed

>Masturbate 3 times a day
>Browse this site
>Watch too much anime and play too many gaymu
>watch myself get stuck in a nowhere town/city

Livin the dream :.()

>wear anime t shirts
>no theyre not as bad as dragon ball all over printed hawaiin shirts, they're almost indistinguishable from a band / corporate logo / etc t shirts.....but they are still anime t shirts.
>listen to bands i should have grown past at 15
>occasionally wear new era hats in #CURRENT_YEAR

Hey scene boy get outta here

>watch anime
>have no friends
>buy clothes just to wear them to the supermarket or fast food drive through

why

IT HURTS ME THE TRUTH HURTS ME

Smh kendall pls go

I know that last feel m8.

W2c outside effay hobbie/friends?

band examples?

>enjoy shitty yt content
>get bad grades
>have no game

school, down town areas, coffee shops

I make video compilations of instances in commercials where they use fake chewing sounds

>I'm unemployed
>I pick my nose
>I go on Veeky Forums and Youtube too much
all the rest is fine

mix of twin peaks/edward scissorhands/fargo aesthetic wise and x-files (aliens and shadow governments) that i've been developing for 2 years but i swear its not stranger things at all

Jeans part is no big deal as long as they're nice and you're not getting them dirty or sweating your ass off in them. But you better be brushing your fucking teeth and chewing gum or you goin learn real quick

>i look at girls too much on the street, even girls who arent hot i just asess every girl i see after seeing so many models and good skeletal structure, i look for it involuntarily in the street and im like a creepy old (young) man because i stare so much. but i catch girls staring at me too maybe that balances things out no just kidding no it doesnt

Why? are you me? I wish I could stop. I

Not that other guy, but that sounds really great. You named like all my favorite shit. I get why you associate that stuff together. I bet we'd get along. Oh well.

is porn Veeky Forums? I have 2.4tb of it

thanks friend, i appreciate it. maybe we would. i hope youre having a great day

>anxiety disorder coupled with narcism
>obsession with checking out myself in windows and mirrors to check if my clothing looks good as it is
>extreme obsession with checking out my hair in the reflection of my mobile phone and being unsatisfyed and insecure because of how its styled at the moment
>be influenced too much by what other people think about fashion, on this board aswell as irl
>look at my clothes 10000x times until they turn ugly to me
>like to go total drunk and do stupid stuff
>very open person and will tell my secrets or personal stuff to everyone
>do mdma, ket, speed and psychedelics
>lazy stoner attitude
>performance-fear issues regarding sex even tho I have a happy girlfriend, this issue makes me scared to even talk to girls
>overthink stuff way too much
>browse Veeky Forums all day on my mobile phone
>(controversially) frequent illegal rave parties and do hippie shit like go to psytrance festivals and tekno raves

i'm becoming increasingly racist

being racist is Veeky Forums desu

photoshop fb friends beach pictures naked

at least i used to not too long ago

i get drunk at partys and fall in love with girls that ive just met

>anxiety disorder coupled with narcism
>obsession with checking out myself in windows and mirrors to check if my clothing looks good as it is
>extreme obsession with checking out my hair in the reflection of my mobile phone and being unsatisfyed and insecure because of how its styled at the moment

Got the same problem, but its not that bad in my case. I would call it a disorder

>overthink stuff way too much

I fucking hate that, I had a pretty weird breakup and cant stop thinking about it. At least I dont feel like shit anymore.

I forgot
>all girls I fall in love with turn out to be bitches or mentally unstable, last one was a little bit of both

I'm the guy you reacted to. And funnily enough I share this too. Current gf is both and I'm still deciding on whether to stay with her.

should collab and do naked tombstones

Well I would say you should run, but thats probably because of the bad expiriences I had.

That sounds really good, man. I'd watch it for sure. You should start a gofundme once you finish writing it. I wanna see this come to fruition.

>Virgin
>Bad spots
>Obsessed with women's clothing but don't have the confidence to wear it
>Masturbate to weird submissive fetish shit

well hey at least im skinny

i dress badly

where you from?

>am skinnyfat but don't exercise cause lazy
>drink beer often
>wear vans cause they're cheap & I like the way they look
>wear a hat cause too lazy to put effort into my hair usually anymore

I hate myself and want to die

When I first came her in 2011, this would be considered as effay af. Threads like "how to get dark rings under eyes" and "tfw no heroin chic gf" were common. And jeans were not to be washed wery often.

What's up with all these posts of people who finger their ass clean. I was trying to write a response to a thread on /b/ yesterday were OP was concerned about his ass bleeding after he fingered it clean with paper for a few weeks, before it went 404.

Netherlands, why?