Bought Levi 504's on sale from the bay

>Bought Levi 504's on sale from the bay
>Kind of wish I got 511s instead

taper them

Why don't you taper my foreskin

I don't even know what the fuck taper means

Fag

why the fuck would you buy 504s when 505s exist

504 is better

amazing line man, really made me chuckle

>have like three pairs of 508s that I've worn for years
>lost one, ruined another
>buy two new 508's in the same size to replace them
>they're baggy as fuck like some kind of relaxed fit

what's up with levi's sizing? their shit is all fucked up senpai

>bought 501 stonewash in my size online
>its like a fucking blanket
>waist doesnt even fit

>buying levis online

Levi sis the most inconsistent shitty jeans brand. They are utterly inconsistent from one pair to another withing the same style#. Finding a well fitting Levis online is almost impossible.

>The Bay

Go to WINNERS
$29 Levis 510, 511, 514, etc

No 510 love?

you pay a tailor to get the jeans to fit you.
This is what most people do instead of being autistic.

>inconsistent
>consistently poor fit

choose one

>paying taylor

I do this at the dry cleaners for $5.99
picrel are 511s

bay sales are depressingly bad these days
fuck the weak cad

very fun guy 5/5

>Winners

Shitty

What the actual fuck are those "shoes"??????

>low rise
>stretch
>trash washes
not really

>tfw too fucking hot out to wear pants

you're trash you fucking twink

this, what's the alternative if I don't want to show my legs

Lighter fabric like linen.

lol

how did you learn to do it?

I'm fucking dying over here man

>bought 514's for some reason

Why are they so tight in the dick?
Why are they so loose at the ankle?

they're hyke stans

Sam hydes?

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