Switzerland is never invaded. Why?

Why does Switzerland get overlooked by the invasions of WWI and WWII?
Don't they have banks filled with gold to loot?
Switzerland is pretty small, easily overrun.
In the cold war, there was a special train that the Soviets took to do banking with them.

because they are surrounded by mountainous terrain and a well trained alpine army with an incredibly sound defense strategy. Not much in terms of resources to gain from that country anyway, and they don't do sanctions either so they are pretty chill.

The people who are in charge also has gold in those banks. Having a safe neutral ground is just too convenient, specially if there's no drawback.

> Switzerland is pretty small, easily overrun.
Not worth it. They are basically country wide natural fortress without easy way to exploit it natural resources.

>banks filled with gold to loot

That isn't how the economy worked in the 1940's. Having a bunch of gold in itself doesn't mean you have more money.

Why the fuck would anyone bother?

The land has nothing of particular worth,
The country itself isn't involved in any kind of political way that would generate enemies,
and mostly they're willing to make a deal with the current continental Hegemon Of The Century. Plus it'd be a bitch to invade.

I don't think Switzerland will ever be invaded. Even if dindus and muslims take over Europe they probably wouldn't bother going anywhere near the Alps, because niggers can't handle the cold.

everyone has guns
they have lots of gold
they have lots of mountains
mountains are hard to invade

>niggers can't handle the cold
So what do we make of Sweden? When the Swedish government finally collapses will all the Somalis freeze to death? Is there hope for Sweden yet?

Literally mountain jews.
They have everyone's money, they have lots of guns, and they intend to keep it safe.

>Before Modern Era
They literaly BTFOd every single invasion against them
>Modern Era
Invading and robing them would destroy the banks there effectively desestabilizing Euro economy, they are too much needed for AFTER the war
>Inb4 muh mountains
As if that was a difficulty when invading with an army thousands in time superior in number. Germany or even France could have cucked Switzerland into oblivion yet they needed them for after the war

>They literaly BTFOd every single invasion against them
Nigger, they got cucked into permanent neutrality by the French.

Alps, being neutral, being rich

Why didn't Hitler or Bismark want it when Pan-Germanic feelings were popular? Does noone actually think they are german?

Invaded by napoleon, maintained good relations with hitler. Next meme please

Even in Nordic countries they flood flood to the southern parts. In fact Oslo, Stockholm and Helsinki are on pretty much the same latitude and further north than that migrants are rare in all 3 countries.

jet fuel can't melt swiss alps

The French cucked them into neutrality AND invaded them nonetheless afterwards. Switzerland still uses Napoleonic territory organization btw. Also, the USA acted as a bank for after the war in a more convincing and usefull manner than Swizerland could ever wish to achieve.

They didnt got invaded because they were German unofficial allies in both WW and that allied Nations near it had more important fronts (for instance for France, the German front was a bit more urgent). After the war, they rat-ed their way back to neutrality as usual (like how they managed to get Geneva after the Vienne convention, just because it bothered the winners more that France would have Geneva, not because Switzerland desserved it the slightest).

The wart of Europe.

Switzerland was invaded by Napoleon. He even dissolved the Swiss confederation and shaped it completely new. It was pure luck (and a lot of good lobbying) that Switzerland got reinstalled after 1815.

>Switzerland still uses Napoleonic territory organization

Stopped reading, napoleon tried to impose anti-democracy initiatives that were repealed when he left you french cuck

BECAUSE IT HAS, AND HAS HAD FOR AT LEAST THE LAST THREE CENTURIES, ENOUGH FINANCIAL POWER, AND THUS, ENOUGH POLITICAL INFLUENCE, TO BRIBE, OR COERCE, THE GOVERNMENTS OF ALL ITS IMMEDIATE, AND RELATIVELY DISTANT NEIGHBORS, WHO ARE ENGAGED IN WAR, TO KEEP OUT OF ITS BORDERS.

SWITZERLAND IS THE JEWISH CAPITAL OF EUROPE.

>Switzerland is pretty small, easily overrun.
It's a country known throughout history for its badass unbeatable military which everybody hired

The Swiss bankers are called Gnomes of Zürich for a reason.

One finds the exact parallel in the Lord of the Rings and Mines of Moria. The Dwarves were too greedy in their search for gold and in the depths of Khazad-dûm they awoke The Shadow and Flame (ZOG/Rotschild)

The Gnomes of Zurich were derogatory caricatures of secretive, greedy, stiff Swiss-German bankers, pince-nez aquiver, who ruled over the land of secret numbered accounts for tax dodgers the world over.

With the world’s best financial intelligence service, they knew their stuff and seldom spoke, even in retirement.

They were not corrupted by the Jewish blood, but same way the One Ring (Greed) spoiled the dwarf-lords and they were working for the cause of ZOG and the international Jewish money Cabal (sauron)

>cucked by napolean

because they are literally dwarves

Just sounds like being smart.

10/10 read, what's a ZOG though?

>To interrupt the utility of bridges, tunnels, highways, railroads, Switzerland has established three thousand points of demolition.
>Those are the official numbers
>It has been suggested that to approximate a true figure a reader ought to multiply by two.

Good luck.

tw: empire francais

>Switzerland is never invaded
Someone forgot to tell the French

this would be only more reason to invade them tb.h f.am

While it may sound like I'm memeing currency is a spook. It's literally just a piece of paper that has meaning because your government says it has value.

Zionist Organized Governments

Because our schoggi and chäs are supreme and unbeatable.

>tfw no glorious Alpine battles

>no resources
>shitton of mountains
>shitton of milita
Its just unnecsiarry and hard to invade swizerland, youd waste a lot of resources and lives.
(insert quote from swiss general BTFOing the actual Kaiser here)

>When the German Kaiser asked in 1912 what the quarter of a million Swiss militiamen would do if invaded by a half million German soldiers, a Swiss replied: shoot twice and go home.

You have the Kashmir conflicts and the Sino-Indian War in the Himalaya, but this is just the poor mans high altitude warfare.