Go into clothes shop

>go into clothes shop
>staff starts talking to you

>zumiez

>poop self to avoid further human contact

>Hello do you need help
>Nah im good. Just looking around
>Alright tell us if u need anything
>Yeah sure.

Is like that 99% of the time

>Hello do you need help
>Nah im good. Just looking around
>Alright tell us if u need anything
>Y-you too.

Clerk:
>Hello do you need any help
You:
>pic related

>walk into used car lot in San Dimas
>ask if they have 1992 Geo Trackers, the official car of Veeky Forums
>those are THE hottest cars of 2016, usually sell in minutes
>sales rep tries to sell me a 1992 Chevy Suburban
>n-no thanks

> "Hello, do you need help?"
> "Well, yeah, I'm searching for shirts in an L size"
> "But you look like an S or XS"
>start sweating
>mumble "you dont know whats effay"
>"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, sir"
>scream at the top of my lungs "YOU DON'T KNOW WHATS EFFAY YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>run
>run like there's no tomorrow because my spaghetti has already fallen out of my pockets

I had this guy the other day who wouldn't want to fuck off after I told him I was just taking a look around

>staff member has the best fit youve seen all month

oh fuck I'm laughing waaay toooo hard lol

He probably was on commission

walked in to acne studios to try some jeans i wanted, three girls worked there (in a relatively small space too so its a death trap for autismos like me) and one asked me if i needed help, i said no im good. then i didnt find the jeans and had to ask her and she had to redirect me to another store where they had those jeans and i had to interact with other humans of the opposite sex more than i was comfortable with that day

at least the card she wrote the directions on was very pretty, i guess thats why its so expensive because you pay for their small pink paper cards too and not just the clothing you buy

>staff look at you non stop
>keave the store even if something interested me

don't they learn to leave people alone and not stare at them ?

*leave

pretty accurate

>staff is a pretty girl

*dies*

>He doesn't raise his arms up and scream "LEEEEAVE M-ME ALOOOOOONE"

plebs

>"Hello do you need help?"
>"Yeah I was looking for x and y"
>guy brings x and y
>realize you dont have enough money for even one piece
>"Yeah those are good can you take it to cash desk?"
>"Yeah sure"
>run away

>find denim(-looking) bomber online
>go to store
>stand outside and calculate ratio of customers to staff
>its less than 1:9

>don't go in

>drunk af
>go into luxury store
>staff starts talking to you

>Not thanking after every sentence
rude

>go to the back to look at the actual skate supplies
>staff forgets you exist

it's especially annoying because that's when i need them to actually unlock a case or get a ladder or something