Tell me about this guy

Tell me about this guy.
All I know about him is that he was a religious nutjob that cucked his way into the royal family.

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Fucked more women in a day with his gargantuan penis than your average user will fuck in his entire life.

He is Russian's greatest love machine. Also he is a real life wizard.
>Poisoned by Cyanide that enough to kill elephants.
>Still alive
>Get shots many time including on the head.
>Still alive and tried to fight back.
>Get bludgeoned on the head carried to the river nearby.
>Still fucking alive and tried to escape.
>Drowned into ice cold river
>Finally dead.

He was a certain man who lived in Russia long ago

The cyanide had been baked with the food it was in which made it ineffective.

He was a big guy

...

His eyes were very cold.

For you

That doesn't make the other 2 less cool also it wouldn't be more effective? I once did some Marijuana brownies and the effect of them were more powerful and lasted longer than the ones from an average blunt

He went to the monastic community of mount athos (famous for being an island that bans women from it) but left in disgust after encountering a lot of sodomy

That depend on which Cyanide they use. Different Cyanide have different boiling point. So, baking a batter full of cyanide may evaporate the chemical and make it less lethal.

>that cucked his way into the royal family.
you mean fucked. you kids should really learn what cuck means before using that word.

Basically, cyanide is pretty reactive and will bond to aldehydes and ketones (common functonal groups found in molecules in food) readily with the addition of heat.

THC is much more hardy than cyanide and tthe two aren't chemically related at all.

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

he was literally having sex with the tsar's wife

Cyanide weakened by glucose and Rasputin that night drunk sweet wine and eating pastry. Killers are screwed up with that basically.

he was supposed to have a big wiener

Big dick mystic, known to hypnotize.

>implying

Was the Tsar aware of it? If so, then you're okay using cuck, but if he wasn't, then you're just another parrot retard

Yes, he was aware about that hilarious piece of haters propaganda.

>believing anti-tsarist propaganda
Bet you believe he was fucking the girls too.

You're confusing cuckoldry with NTR

The cuckold, as referenced by Shakespeare, is any man whose wife is unfaithful.

>Romanov's German wife fucking left and right
>huh, can't be true, must be propaganda

Why with Rasputin?

I think I read one time that he got close to the royal family because the Tsar's son had bad asthma or some sort of disease and his "magic" could cure him. A more logical explanation was that his voice in prayers would put him in a relaxed state that would calm his symptoms down. Pretty much hypnotism but not really magic.

>known to hypnotize.

With his big dick.

> Local monk STOPPED bleeding with one WEIRD TRICK
> Local Tzar HATES HIM
Tsar Nicholas II's son Alexis was taking aspitin, and Rasputin, appalled at a Western branded medicine being used at the court of St Petersburg, ordered this stopped. He wanted more mystical remedies applied. The effect was instant. The boy was a haemophiliac, and aspirin's then-unknown blood-thinning properties were doing him no good at all. Rasputin's reputation soared as the tsarevich's bleeding quietened down.

He was said to have huge dick, but the reason for "why" it was said so(I don't believe there is any proof in it being some kind of exceptionally large) was that he was a peasant from the rougher part of Russia - which was something exotic on Russian salons used to semi-German aristocracy being the only people they've had contacts with.

He was also the "neo orthodox" kind of guy, those people did orgies on a daily basis back in the times so he probably did far better in bed than anybody else.

He had hemophilia. Supposedly the heir would be on the verge of death when Rasputin was in Siberia. He would say he prayed through and the heir would get better.

Kek. Rasputin seems like pretty comfy guy to be.

>He is Russian's greatest love machine.

heh
youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

but unfortunately, the whole myth has been debunked - he died pretty quickly, the whole tale around his death was to show he was the devil spawn

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/678502.stm

this wasn't a myth tho

see his pecker has been literally preserved for future generations to marvel at

>DUDE
>WEED
>LMAO

Stay in school kids, learn yer chemistry

It's the guy with the albino bat in Anastasia.

Had a 12 inch dick, which is currently on display in a jar at the Russian Museum of Erotica

its pretty gross looking after 100 years desu

There is no real evidence he fucked the Tsarina. By all accounts she was devoted to her husband till the end, with the 'rasputin adultery' myth being perpetrated by the Tsarina's enemies in government who she displaced whilst Nicholas was at the front.