Are they effay?

are they effay?
should I swipe right?

...

>barista
numales

>smokers
disgusting

me on the right

w2c everything on the left including hair?

Thats Jon Snow on the right. Dude on the left looks dope af

>Muddy Waters

burlington?

Yes, very effay.

SMOKING?!?!?!?!?!? LEFT SWIPE DAT

how to get hair on left?

reminds me of this

they probably lurk around here

UVMfag detected

they look like fucking dorks

underrated

...

I want to mug them. I'm not even Puerto Rican.

Vermont ?

VERY underrated

[Hook: Becky G]
This must be some kinda joke
If you think you're my type (not my type)
Poof you're gone in a cloud of smoke
I just left swipe
Bye bye
I just left swipe

[Chorus:Fifth Harmony]
Left swipe dat!
Gotta gotta gotta swipe it left
Yeah!
Gotta Gotta Gotta swipe it left!
Left swipe dat!
Gotta gotta gotta swipe it left
That's that stuff I don't like so I gotta
Left swipe dat!
[Verse 1:Becky G]
Look at you, with your shirt off
Flexin'
You're buff but you puff
Hashtag perplexing
Yeah, you work out- you're in shape
Okay
I like the six pack abs, but not the six
Packs a day

[Verse 2:Harley Morenstein]
Came across this photo of this green-
Eyed hottie
Whole nine- pretty face, tight waist
Nice body
But I couldn't overlook one small fact:
She smokes like an old man at a race
Track

[Hook]
[Chorus]

[Verse 3:Grace Helbig]
Mr World Traveler, your trips look
Expensive
Sittin' on a mountain top lookin' all
Pensive
I was just about to ask, how's the air
Up there?
But based on this pic, guess you don't
Really care

[Verse 4:AlphaCat]
Lots a chicks in the pic not sure
Which one's you
Them cigarettes take y'all from 10s
To 2s
And one thing's true 'bout your whole
Crew-
None of you cigarellas gonna be my
Boo

[Bridge:Harley Morenstein, Grace Helbig, AlphaCat & KingBach]
Smoking with a tiger?
Left swipe dat!
While you're on a hang-glider?
Left swipe dat!
Smoking while acting healthy?
Left swipe dat!
Smoking all stealthy?
Left swipe dat!
Smoking with a duckface?
Left swipe dat!
At a monster truck race?
Left swipe dat
Smoking at the prom?
Left swipe dat!
Even in a photobomb?
Left swipe dat!

love that song

weird, i recognize that guy. i used to live in burlington last year and i went to muddy waters basically every day

truly my jam

> numales

They have that Veeky Forums look to them not the beta redditor look.

I match most things on the list and I am not a cuck

boi on the right look like jon snow and madeon had a kid

no, smoking is gross and tryhard

they look fucking homeless. ew

dude on the right looks like julian smith

post pic

nice toyboys, but otherwise too young