How to be Veeky Forums and metal?

How to be Veeky Forums and metal?

Only listen to post ironic meme black metal
Don't overdo the style, stay subtle.
Wear shirts of bands no one has ever heard of
No colours on the shirt, only grey scale

Idk is it effay to be an autistic bbc sucker cock

go for the KING DUDE style

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well when wearing band tshirts, dont go for crazy over the top designs and shit because you'll just look like an emo fag. stick to black and white and red. dont wear band shirts every day. also dont be grody, try to have very immaculate teeth, hair, and not necessarily clear skin but wash it. dont wear chains or wear any sort of "merch" from any other "fandom" or whatever the fuck (like a batman hat or some stupid shit like that).

dead was so qt

Basically what I do now tbf

My eyes are blue though so I try to wear black/white/blue

Gf wears black/red though

Combat boots and black slim/skinny jeans are cool as well

cut the hair man, it doesn't look good. believe me.

t. American

>My eyes are blue though so I try to wear black/white/blue

Monochrome is almost the worst color scheme for blue eyes.

no

What they said.

dont do leather jackets
they look silly
keep it simple
boots black jeans and a band shirt should be enough

in russia we beat faggots with long hair.

Sounds like a great place to live

Bullshit.

No in provincial towns it's still a thing. You could be beaten for your looks.

Why though? Is buzzcut the cultural norm there or something?

actual pain is quite nice.
i wear long hair, got hate from Veeky Forums for it, but i like the dark side.

Not buzzcut just short hair. And again bright colors or not usual normie-core clothes are not welcome. Also you could get beaten for having tattoos, not jail tattoos just regular ones. Of course things are not like that in moscow or petersburg but that's like 5 cities like that in russia and it's pretty hard to move.

I think denim jackets looks cooler than leather ones. Unless you ride a motorcycle dont wear leather, you'll look like a tryhard.

Russia is a backwards shithole and you frozen fucks are lucky we didn't atomically bomb your ass.

>really immaculate teeth
I-I-I fail in this department...can I still make it?

By this i meant just brush your teeth (and dont have bad breath) if your teeth are fucked up and you cant fix them thats out of your hands but at least have good dental/oral hygiene