Are chads Veeky Forums

doesn't matter. they won life already

No but I'd rather be a Chad than effay

Chad and Under Armour go together like meat and potatoes.

Yes, face/frame/height are all that matter.

These guys are just chilling in their casual clothes, waiting for the girls to come over on a nice summer day.

I'd relax bro, perhaps concerning yourselves with others is affecting your life.

i genuinely dont want to sound like a bitter cunt, but how do these people live?
i've hung out with chads and the girls that chads habg out with and its awful, they dont like art, they dont like music that isnt just typical pop flavour of the month, they dont read, they only like action movies (you get my point). i get that theyre happy and thats good for them, but like what do they do? how do they fill their days? without art i dont think i'd even be a person, i'd just be like a plant or a vegetable or some shit

jesus christ

kill yourself

they go to the gym (probably) and play sports (probably) and go to work (probably) and watch breaking bad four years after the fact (probably)

who gives a shit

Watch netflix

I used to wonder about that too. Never was close to a normie until I got into uni

For these chads, the answer is menial work, lots of gym, socialising, tv and social media (fb scrolling is quite a huge timesink)

Gondola isn't spurdo

they talk to people

My sister is a Stacy and her bf of 8 years is a Chad.

They do like music, but just not music that you like. They do things like go to festivals, go out drinking and eating pizza, go to the gym, play sports, go hiking or to the beach, watch netflix, go to work AND school AND volunteer.

Some Chads and Stacys are good at artistic things like singing and painting. Maybe it's not "deep" enough for you, but they they are really busy people, so that's part of why they are happy. They don't have time to think about life and sometimes it's better that way.

You people need help.

I'm sure they're perfectly normal dudes. I wouldn't be so worried about how others/dress and act unless its overtly retarded and/or dangerous.

Nah, they don't have to care about fashion

Ever see a Chad try to make art?

But user, Chad's body is a work of art. It is his masterpiece.

didnt mean it in a cunty way at all, im a britbong so we dont get chads over here really. just the way theyre portrayed and shit makes them seem like they dont have a personality or anything

>tfw chads always complement how you dress and call you their bro/nigga
feels good

open your eyes cousin
the uk chad equivalent is the banteriffic lad you find on a night out in a wasitcoat

they want ur boipusspuss

yes

they have painfully protruding nipples

Who cares?

The girl you have a crush on / your girlfriend would instantly fuck the shit out of a Chad if given the chance.

This. Also, protip: the geekier/goofier a girl looks, the more she wants to get pounded hard by a fit, confident Chad.

Yeha, this is true.

How do I become a chad?

Be born that way.

Not really,most chads(like 99% of them) look ridiculous in clothes and fashion is about clothes

Chads dont give a fuck if they're Veeky Forums or not, they are chads and chads will get laid regardless of their clothing and shit

You have to be born from a rich family, in a wealthy socio-economical environment and have good genetics (no baldness, tall, good to great facial aesthetics).

At that point, you just have to get fit and enjoy life on easy mode.

testosterone

testosterone

testosterone

>they go to the gym (probably) and play sports (probably)
If you go to the gym you will not have the energy to play sports afterwards. Unless you literally have freetime 24/7. Going to the gym also doesnt fill more than an hour, even if you do it every single day. So they fill their day with other shit, which is mostly related to watching TV and browsing Facebook. Most of my friends are normies so I know what their average day looks like.

>implying you woulndt worship these chads cocks

i hate myself so much right now. im so fucking ugly.

that's what i think too

Jesus Christ, what's the point of having a girlfriend anyway?

You know that she'd lust and be wet as fuck at the sight of those fit Chads, even if she says to be in love with you. I couldn't stand it, I'm SURE that she'd be going to rub one out thinking of those perfect bodies and godly facial aesthetics.

We just can't compete.

What if I told you that your girlfriend would say the same thing about a bunch of women that are out there in the world. That's just the way it is.

Me too :)

It's not like I would blame her. It's like those guys belong to a different species, I'd deserve to be cucked.

I legit laughed

thanks user

fuck you

cuck

what the fuck

ginger ale

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Here is the average day of a college-level Chad, with no exaggerating:

>wake up
>early because you're excited to attend a Halloween party where there'll be tons of amateur Instagram fitness models in slutty costumes, some of which you've already banged
>get ready to hit the gym with the bros, ready to smash a Bench PR today and get mired by sloots
>go to gym, greeted by other regulars, catch 9/10 blonde staring at you, get her number and think that maybe you'll have the time to bang her soon, high testosterone makes lifting enjoyable
>take shower at gym, sculpted godlike body on 6'4 frame and 8x6 dick makes everyone around you feel inferior
>dress into your plain t-shirt and shorts, laugh at the pale skinnyfat guy who you saw was on the treadmill the entire time dressing into his Rick Owens or some shit like that
>get to business class a little late and sit in seat that 8/10 brunette saved for you; her beta orbiter stares at you with envy
>professor stops whole class to greet you really quickly, he's a real bro who has a $120k starting job for you straight out of college, who also has a really hot daughter
>finish class and 8/10 asks if you want to grab something to eat, she pays for it, obviously wants the D but you're saving your energy for a 9-10/10 tonight
>cont.

is being bisexual Veeky Forums

>Jesus Christ, what's the point of having a boyfriend anyway?

>You know that he'd lust and be hard as fuck at the sight of those fit Stacy's, even if he says to be in love with you. I couldn't stand it, I'm SURE that he'd be going to rub one out thinking of those perfect bodies and godly facial aesthetics.

>We just can't compete.

Yes. It is the most Veeky Forums sexuality.

>they dont like art, they dont like music that isnt just typical pop flavour of the month, they dont read
Im sure all of this applies to you, the difference is you pretend to like reading and art and music, but its likely all just a very surface level interest thats used to affect sophistication

have you ever... talked to a girl

moar

like... who even is bothering to type this shit out? who cares? this website is so embarrassing

go back to your containment board

Is this condsider almost chad mode?

Leave

Gay as fuck

These aren't chads . These are Tyler Brian Rick Matt Luke and Keith

They're physically attractive, but fashionable per se.

Noice pubes.

>tfw I am that orbiter

These are the Gronkowski brothers they are literally the chad deities. Guaranteed they could go to any college age girl and just point. Your girl would push you into traffic to get a picture with them

But my name is chad so your theory presents a paradox

*Not fashionable

you have muscles, but too much fat for it to really shine, i'd recommend losing a touch of weight
overall nice body though, and yeah at least trim your pubes lmao

pretty boys>>>chads

didn't realize that the crossover from Veeky Forums and /r9k/ was so strong

I guess a lot of you are robots in remission

I moved a lot so I never really developed social skills. I learn to make my own fun, and I do t admire chad lifestyles at all. I don't find going to the gym, working 9 to 5, drinking beer and watching sports, or going to bars fun.

>tfw I just want to fund a qt to play smash Bros with

He would be a Chad if he started lifting.

TITO DICK DICKMAN BABY

This. If you are attractive when you go to the gym, you'll be attractive even if you don't.

too bad Gronk makes more money in a month then you'll make in a lifetime

elias would laugh at these bafoons :]

beautiful bodies are Veeky Forums

EXCEPT i couldnt get those hot girls, but chads CAN fuck my gf anytime

goddamnit that dad chad

>no exaggerating
(not true, by the way)

In the least resentful way I can put it: no. Not because they are dumb reeeee normies whatever, but because they were borne extremely beautiful, get to fuck so many women effortlessly, and participate in so many social events that they don't (and shouldn't desu) care about fashion, or most art in that matter.

>Argentina is in Europe
hmm....

Righhht.....

Chads are not effay. They're very beautiful human beings, but they dress like shit which is not effay.

However... they do get laid at will, unlike any of us on here though.

youre so pretentious dude
alot of people who play sports gym to improve their body and hence the sport are you literally retarded
do you think youre so above them when you think about the meaning of life in your shower and then jerk off to hentai at night?

>argentina is nigeria
jajajaja

this

I agree that there are people who lead more interesting and fulfilling lives than normies and Chads, but its not most people on this board, or on /mu/ for example, who just think theyre so deep and enlightened

unless youre seriously invested in the arts or academia beyond a surface level interest (hint: youre not), or spend most of your day wortking because you need to provide for yourself/ a family, youre not above the normies, you just fill your day with a different brand of time-wasting

even feigning interest in interesting things is way more interesting and fulfilling than browsing facebook and going to the gym all day

nice user. thank u for posting that.

You are 100% wrong, what a fucking dumb ass

Also pro tip - if you're friends are normies, you're a normie too, no matter what you tell yourself when ur wanking it in bed at night

have you?

cont. please

They're too busy having sex and socializing to even begin to give a shit about philisophy and art lmoa