Holy crap how fat were you? I've never heard of anything like that before. Please post (spoopy halloween) pics.
Michael Phillips
who is that?
Eli Jenkins
anjelica
Jason Martinez
The codine doesn't seem to be doing much but this anti-bacterial mouthwash is killing my apatite. We'll see how it effects things. I'll be going through basically the same thing in 3 months so here's hoping it helps and doesn't hurt.
Colton Ross
Thin bois
Grayson Hall
I'm out. I'm slim but that's all about it, I like eating bread. I will never be thin and that's ok, I guess. Godspeed.
Owen Roberts
We need more.
Joseph Ortiz
>I will never be thin and that's ok
not with that attitude
Ayden Bennett
...
Luis Watson
i literally eat and bake my own bread all the time and still get thin
Kayden Rogers
helo fwamile daly remindar to stey hidhratted luv u soooo muhch tanks bye
Grayson Miller
John Lennon was really super into baking his own fresh bread and eating it, and he was rail thin.
Alexander Brooks
its pretty fucking fun to make.. same as any food you just track your calories. no bread diets are a meme.
Thomas Mitchell
>mealcucks have to give up something as basic as bread just to lose weight >crying every time they have a slice of bread >meanwhile, I use intermitted fasting and literally breeze through my weightloss and have big dinners with LOTS of BREAD whenever I want >mfw eating like a KING while mealcucks suffer
Liam James
Thanks for the reminder, I just drank some caramel black tea.
Julian Myers
You are already a classic on these threads, never leave, senpai.
Michael Kelly
Please dont leave youre my favorite
Aiden Harris
helo yes remindar to dwink rwegeler watar wit ur tae becas cafien dehirrate u hab a hugg i luv u tanks bye
Austin Martin
Didn't know that, thanks!
Jeremiah Lewis
polan? is tat u?
Bentley Campbell
Thanks. Unbelievable these worthless mealcucks not even able to have a BASIC meal.
Blake Collins
Too good
Nathaniel Garcia
helo no tis amerika. is tis spen? luv u tanks bye
Brandon Stewart
why is helper such a qtie?
Elijah Davis
>it's a I have no idea how many calories I ate for lunch episode
Levi Martinez
oh no did you eat out or something?
Nicholas Roberts
My favorite breakfast is one avocado, mashed up and spread on toast.
You should try it - would be even more God-tier if it was on fresh homemade toast.
Even though avocados are fatty, they don't actually make us gain weight.
They're extremely healthy for us, and they make our skin look fucking great.
Levi Russell
avos are good but they make you gain weight the same as any other food if you eat too much
Wyatt Phillips
Well, honestly, I'm just naturally very, very thin regardless of what I eat, so maybe it's not entirely fair for me to say that avocados don't cause any weight gain. But for me, personally, they definitely don't, and I know because I eat them frequently. Fruits and vegetables just make me feel energetic and healthy and makes my complexion glow, just like lot's of water does.
Eli Bell
yes helo merkin eet is gurmanie butt i lov bain
Liam Wright
Yeah. I was good, but, still hard to say for sure how many calories I ate. Ignore the brands, I just selected stuff that seemed about right with what I ate.
Nathan Rivera
Fucking twigs id snap you in half bahahaha
Gabriel Ortiz
bully
Logan Bennett
if im skelly and 179cm can i wear clothing in s i usually wear m and the sleeves of jackets are always too damn long
Dylan Sullivan
>tfw 5'6 >even xs shirts sleeves are too long >they are so small over chest that I even can't button them
Luis Kelly
avocado on toast is pretty heavy in the calorie department senpai
Jaxson Nguyen
410 pounds here. should i even bother?
Isaiah Jackson
depends on the brand and piece usually. if you're skelly, it should be fine but trying on s vs m is your best bet senpai
James Taylor
Yes
Luis Allen
post a picture of your belly
Tyler Murphy
I want to die. my legs and back hurt in the meantime though, so was thinking of trying to get thin. then I can always use a shotgun to kill myself later since i'm a burger.
no
Jason Green
how do you burry someone that is that fat? or if it is a cremation can they even fit that in the oven?
Logan Green
do you want to die before your 40s?
Kevin Ramirez
...
Carter Watson
...
Owen Gonzalez
yes
Cooper King
if you really wanted to die you would just use a shotgun right now
Kevin Jackson
I'm worried about my upsetting my family.
Jordan Wright
does anyone else find it a lot easier to stay on target when trying to eat fewer calories? like if i try to eat 1000 i'm more likely feel hungrier and go over that, whereas if i'm trying to have 600 or something it's a lot easier to not go over
Zachary Davis
cute
Levi Rogers
>friend plantain I am jealous.
Jeremiah Sanders
Really tasty so I just had one slice :3
Christopher Parker
Wow, *FRIED plantain
>tfw clearly lonely
Alexander Williams
it's ok senpai; you have us
Camden Robinson
That's a ton of calories but sooo good. I might eat that today.
Asher Gonzalez
>Even though avocados are fatty, they don't actually make us gain weight.
Camden Bennett
>needs more
Xavier Murphy
they sometimes need to cut limbs off to fit them in
Nicholas Reed
Kek, no, what I meant was, eating fatty foods like avocado or olive oil dimishes our appetite, and afterwards our hunger is curbed and we tend to eat less.
Adam Wilson
just reverse image search, there is a thread
Lincoln Jackson
get thin my friends
Zachary Bennett
>tfw want to be this skinny but cant stop eating bread
Nathan Davis
Yeah, I often find that it's easier for me to go a day without eating (I'm intermittent fasting) than it is to eat only like 1000 calories or something.
It's like you're still in fasting mode (mentally) when you eat a little bit, but when you start eating more you remember what it's like not to be on a diet and start cracking
Alexander Martinez
Look online for a naturopath in your area and make an appointment. Tell them your goal is to lose 225 or 250 pounds, and you need their help. Ask them if a fasting program would be safe for you to undertake, and then afterwards consider trying out vegetarianism, and seeing if that's something you can adjust to. A good naturopath would be able to help you. All this talk of suicide and early death can't be good for you, obviously, but if you're heroic in your efforts you can completely change.
Nicholas Turner
Source (legit curious, not just being a contrarian)
Cameron Ross
you should consider lapband surgery senpai. it'll save your life
Levi Parker
thanks, i've debated getting the gastric sleeve i think they call it. my cousin did and is now a lot thinner.
still not thin like you guys but certainly better
Benjamin Jones
Been hearing about this new thing called the balloon where they just stick a thick silicone ball in your stomach and fill it with saline so it takes up space and you eat less. Seemed interesting but also you have to wonder about long term, it doesn't seem like it would do much by way of helping your stomach shrink down.
Good luck friend and stay hiddhrated.
Wyatt Jones
I just photoshopped myself with paint. Got depressed because I am losing fat but not this ugly face.
Ayden Rodriguez
>photoshopped myself >with paint You retouched yourself (poorly) using Paint.
Grayson Bailey
qt tbqh (no homo), buzzcut suits you well :)
Bentley Perry
you're a pretty cute regular looking guy. You need better clothes and a hair cut. Maybe some facial hair too.
Michael Morris
Oh, it's one of the principles of the ketogenic diet:
Which is a type of extremely high-fat diet that's been found to have medical benefits for epileptics, and also apparently for certain diabetics. The premise is that the brain can use fat as a fuel much more efficiently than glucose/sugar, which is what +99% of humanity lives on. Some sugars are still needed, but evidently the body can adapt very efficiently to running on fats. People on that diet eat super-heavy foods, but little of it, and they're always very lean. Diabetics though, who have shitty glucose metabolism, can do really well on it sometimes. Also, I think the Atkins Diet is based on a similar idea:
Plus I've kind of experimented on myself, too, by consuming really large quantities of olive oil, and afterwards I always go long stretches of time without any desire to eat anything.
Ian Davis
Interesting. When I was a fattie in high school I went on the Atkins diet. It was really popular then. My dad got really into it and had these strips he'd pee on to see if he was in ketosis.
I do find almonds hold me over better than, say, pretzels. Also some days I'm hungier than others even though I had a similar amount of calories the day before, so I've always suspected some foods work better than others.
I'm a little hesitant to eat too much high fat, because the calories add up.
Jason Wright
Well guys I just had an avocado and it was everything I hoped it was.
Why can't you buy perfectly ripe avocados at the store though? When I buy them i want to eat them immediately and they're too firm. But after a few days i forget about them and they go bad.
Nathaniel Cooper
That's the problem with fruit. Hard to time.
Carson Taylor
Check meredithmickelson's instagram moment
Austin Thompson
with her making a duck face next to a dog?
Michael Watson
because otherwise they would have to replace them faster. if they put green bananas in the store, they can be held fresh for days. if they are already yellow, they go stale quickly. and if nobody buys them, they have to put them in the trash, which costs money and is a waste. Besides, most people who buy fruit in a supermarket don't want to eat it right away.
David Clark
I love you, guys. >paint >random user attentionwhoring fuck you expected?
Brayden Moore
I think the truth is, one can eat almost any amount of healthy food they feel like and not gain weight. It's worthless calories from junk food that leads to weight gain. You never see overweight vegetarians. Same thing with people eating a traditional Mediterranean diet - they're thin but they eat a lot of good food.
But I mean, we probably each have our own individual biochemistry, and the same food might affect different constitutions in different ways.
Almonds do that to me, too; that's a good example.
Noah Cooper
Hey, you could probably into Mark Renton-core pretty well.
Hunter Ross
i see tons of overweight vegetarians, the fuck are you on about? vegans are more likely to not be obese but i've still seen fat ones
Bentley Turner
Didn't see the movie, but I am slav - I already look like junkie and only wear Adidas and thriftshop brands.
Jaxson Thomas
What?? Literally just don't eat massive unneeded portions like an a troglodyte and you wont gain weight
A Mediterranean diet has numerous health benefits but it's not the "healthiness" of the food that prevents massive weight gain, it's the moderation and time spent eating the meal. People in that region of the world will sit down for like an hour and a half with friends and family They don't buy a big burger and shove it down in a matter of minutes so they can feel stuffed.
Eli White
do you also count the calories of the olive oil or coconut oil you bake in?
Parker Bell
Considering a tablespoon of olive oil is like 100 calories, you definitely should.
Jose Gomez
You could if you want to be super accurate. If you're usually right on the edge of your calorie intake, you should count them. If you tend to be a bit under, it doesn't really matter all that much.
Evan Bell
>dad bought me a new corolla >gained weight >binging Still happy though
Luis Baker
How much caffeine is safe to consume in a day/at a time? What happens if you have too much?
Luis Morgan
>one can eat almost any amount of healthy food they feel like and not gain weight This has to be a roastie.
Jaxon Scott
First thing that becomes a problem for me is my sleep schedule gets fucked
Easton Jones
yellow teeth can be a problem sometimes
Sebastian Morales
False it's all about calories
Leo Bennett
I guess I meant more like, will I have a heart attack. I don't really sleep much to begin with
What if I'm taking it in the form of pills or energy drinks?
Samuel Bell
It's a killer movie, really top-notch. I bet you'd like it.