Beard Culture

How to spot a nu male in 2016

>collective hivemind of a genetic attribute

>defining yourself based on what you look like and how other people think of themselves with similar genetic trait as yours

Damn I would eat that bread in no time.

itt: low test boys who cant grow a beard

No, girls dont like your "jawline" which is probably nonexistent to everyone except you.

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>having ugly goat hairs on my weak chin gives me a testosterone aura like going super saiyan

high test means shaving like your dad has taught your punk ass to do every day motherfucker goat fucker pissdrinker

>wannabe gilf fucker culture
>some faggot faking confidence from Portland in the only way he knows how looks like this and I wanna be as cool as him

Now THIS IS beard culture. Millenar beard culture.

>Hiding your """"jawline""""

>having to hide jaw/being jawlet
>high test
kek

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>coiffed hair and beard
>in a noise band
I think you got your trash genres mixed up famalam. This dude sells handmade candles and vegan leather keychains because his gf showed him her etsy following.

>Loafs by Shia

>roller derby
OH GOD DONT REMIND ME

i wish boys were allowed to wear dresses and makeup without being accused of their affiliation to shitty LGBT community ugh

>I wish I could crossdress and not be associated with people who are practically crossdressers

thats what im talking about
i dont want to crossdress
i want to wear dresses sometimes with no strings attached to this "activity "and also for clothes to lose their "gender role"

So you want to crossdress and not feel bad about it?

from your point of view, yeah. But honeslty i just want to live in a world where wearing a certain type of clothes would just be called dresing instead of crossdressing.
Just like it is for women now, they can wear as masculine clothes as they want (as lojg as they fit) and not be called out on it.
But with men it is diferent and i blame trans people and sjw for dragging it al in the wrong direction, instead of making it natural to wear whatever you wish, they make people feel depressed about their own gender and further consolidate the clothing stereotypes

Plenty of guys have pulled off women's clothing, though. Just not dresses, but they're borderline impossible to pull off without looking like a crossdresser because they've basically belonged to women for thousands of years.

just wear a roman toga, you fag

I like how a beard has become the no. 1 way to spot an enormous pussy these days

how times change

trannies and their inherently-reactionary concept of "gender identity" ruined this for you: most likely forever

t. babbyface

As opposed to having a babyface AND a beard?

beards are effay as fuck, as long as you are not an incel cuck.

all these triggered beardlets

keep shaving those 3 pubes on your chin, it makes them grow back thicker i heard. kek

I actually have a chin hon
No need to hide behind hair

itt: 16 years olds.

>hon

ok dear

>people think beards are better than jawline
>people think their beards dont actually smell like shit
>implying being lazy and looking like a caveman by letting your pubic hair grow is """"""manly""""""

stop being so insecure, im sure you look fine with your baby face

My beard doesn't connect all the way how can I rectify this

>I have a skull, no need to hide it behind hair