You can have any 3 people in history from any time period meet each other. Who do you pick and why?

Napoleon, Phillip II, Oda Nobunaga

Moses, Jesus, Mohammed

First man, last man, me

Napoleon was a loser and is closer to hitler and stalin then antiquated generals

"and why" was a pretty critical part of this thread families

>took on all of europe like 5 times by himself and won most of the time

funny definition of loser you got there lad

>Not Abraham, Jesus, and Mohammad

That would be funny.

Your young mother, grandmother and younger me.

We'll have an orgy - I'll probably even fuck myself

Napoleon was playing macro in the orient while the former kings generals cleaned up his mess, then he came back and declared himself dictator then lost

Phillip II, da Vinci and Clausewitz

Terence Mckenna
Rasputin
Aleister Crowley

I want to know more about magick and extra dimensional contact.

Cincinnatus, Augustus, Constantine XI

Caligula, De Sade, and Nero.

Augustus, Napoleon, and Charlemegne

Cato (either of 'em), McCarthy, and Robespierre

Mad Jack Churchill, Milos of Croton, and Commodus

Voltaire, Barbossa, and Charles V

Justinian, Augustus, Diocletian

Yngwie Malmsteen, Bach, and Mozart

The first one would be intesting.

>tfw Bismarck starts going red and smacking hitler for destroying all his work while Fred sits down to absorb his idea that his country is no more

More like the eternal hun regroups immediately only to discover merkel already conquered europe with the EU

Whilst of course hoping to complete the Umayyad dream of a Muslim Europe

Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha.

Watching them argue their perspective and why they are the truth would be interesting.

Napoleon
Peter I
Bismark

Voltaire, Charlemagne

Caesar, Napoleon, and either Hitler or Bismark

The ultimate Veeky Forums showdown. This board would never be able to handle it

Buddha

Jesus

Zoroaster

Thomas Jefferson - To talk philosophy
Teddy Roosevelt - Hunting buddy
JFK - To go out and pick up girls

Voltaire, Otto I, Augustus

First Man would fly into a primal rage and easily kill both you and Last Man because you're both weak and frail comparatively.

topkek

Karl Marx, Charles Darwin and Me.
Karl Marx because I have to ask him if Social Democracy as made Communism unnecessary as a tool of redistribution.
And I have to tell Charles Darwin that he should have called his book: "You are a fucking Monkey mate."
Oh and I want to see his face when he enters a Natural Museum while I play him clips of Kent Hovind.

Alternatively I get Black Hitler, Hannibal and some Pharaoh into the same room and I will make Hannibal describe to me how he hanged himself after realizing that Neither Carthaginians nor Egyptians were black Africans.

...

Molotov, Ribbentrop and Tanner

Jesus, Mohamed and Joseph Smith.

Saint-Just
Turenne
Händel

Napoleon
Augustus
Alexander

Alternate:
Voltaire, Aurelius, Joan of Arc.

socrates, plato, and aristotle

Gandhi
Dali Llama
Buddha
King Arthur
Obama
Hitler
Thomas Mann
Aquinas
Hermes
Chris Rock
Uncle Tom
George Washington
Voltaire

Do you mean any combo of those?

All ten of them.

genghis
cao cao
diogenes

>so how did germany go after I died
>well, we got into a two front war...
>wait what the fu-
>...twice
>What the fuck?!

Why also 2 of them were alive and met each other?

Why how would they react?

Buddha
Jesus
Diogenes

>Will an honest man be found?