2016

>he doesn't think women are people

fucking nice m80

>not ripping off a good style

painting one of your nails black is a pretty Veeky Forums thing to do but painting them all looks tryhard and gay as fuck

Related question: is crackled nail polish like pic related trashy?

fpbp

No, is effay

>painting one
go big or go home

>starterpack with literally the most popular things

definition of low effort

>tfw my best friend asked me to paint his nails
>yassssssss

Why couldn't he just do it himself?

shit's hard user, if someone else will paint mine for me im gonna take them up on it

t. offended normie

ikr

ITT: there's nothing more frail than masculinity

That's chipped.
And chipped nails just look lazy.

Crackle polish is a whole separate thing that was big in about 2008, where a special top coat that would separate when placed on another polish to create a scaled/cracked look was used.

you don't really need it for anything these days

just seems like a weird thing to ask instead of just doing it yourself

probably an attempt to cover up discolored smoker nails

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That image describes you, doesn't it?

would wear nail paint if it wasn't so looked down on. dressing weird and out there is fine but if you include painted nails with that boy suddenly people turn their heads

your point being...?

There's nothing more masculine than frailty
ftfy

>being this much of a spineless cuck

Not gonna make it.

nail polish on one hand to reach yung lean effay status

just don't bring it up on conversations, if people ask about it say you liked it so you did it
instant mild subversion and rock-and-roll attitude (if rock-and-roll still was synonym of cool)
ofc it would be much better if you actually thought that way instead of worrying too much about the message

more inspo?

painting your nails is the frailest faggy thing I've ever observed on this planet, not even sticking your cock in another mans ass is this frail

>Year of our Lord MMXVI
>not being not a fucking fag

woops forgot pic

>said while browsing a fashion board

you know you can look good, without crossing the line into weird territory

ayy thanks im not a native speaker so I couldn't tell the difference

transparent nail polish will be big for males in a few years.
mark my words...

Wearing a suit like that outside of formal context would definitely cross that line, especially if you're an awkward teenager.

trying to pretty yourself up beyond the most basic "wear suit on formal occasions" is generally considered faggy

>tfw 4 of those are me
but let's be honest, who fucking doesn't use twitter and snapchat

Me, I don't even have a smartphone

Plenty of people over 25.

I hate this stupid meme so much

>Brown shoes
>Black belt

I cringed

>MLS
needs to be updated to MLB

black nails are kind of par for the course for any goth type look but it is odd how much exception is taken to it (over tattoos and piercings for example)

And explicitly silence what I want to do with myself?

Where's the comfort OR fun in that?

Mexican detected.

There is L I T E R A L L Y no living male that has painted his nails and not AT LEAST fantasized about gagging on another man's cock once in his life.

>lmao you won't paint your nails, such fragile masculinity
>come on man just touch my dick, what are you some kind of fragile masculine guy?
>dude, quit being a bitch and just tongue another male's asshole for a bit

your tricks won't work here, ewige faggot.

t. Nu-male

Don't let the nu males get to you. That's how they push their agenda.

Baseball is the most masculine sport you gay Philistine

>baseball
>not hockey

fuggin dirt fairies :DDDD

Hockey is 2nd place. Baseball is more cerebral though, and true masculinity comes from being equal parts physically and mentally dominant.

Its not effay if you paint them all

Are you a girl or a boy?

The one nail/one hand etc. shit looks worse.

>Baseball is more cerebral though
it's literally the least complicated sport to play. The fielders just stand and wait for the ball to come to them and the batters only have to swing and run around the diamond.

Wearing nail paint and having gay sex are pretty different things.

This, lots of straight chicks wear nail šolish.

suits aren't always a solution

This is the lowest effort bait I've seen today and that's saying something

doesn't matter, there's always a pussi

I've been painting my nails since july, I just personally like it, never had problems with my masculinity, it helped alot on my self-esteem, but if you are the kind that cares too much about what others think, then it's not worth doing it, people try to make fun sometimes and call me a fag when they don't know me. Never had any cock sucking fantasy btw, earrings could be considered pretty gay back then, times change you know, if you aren't doing it just to be the "different" and show off as the postmodern guy, why not?
Oh and also, some girls try to talk to me just because of the long hair, painted nails, and general non-masculine wear, and im far from cute, so yeah, not bad actually.

where there's smoke, there's fire.

emphasis on chicks

post fit

girls luv talons

>Oh and also, some girls try to talk to me just because of the long hair, painted nails, and general non-masculine wear, and im far from cute, so yeah, not bad actually.
They're total dumpster fires, I know from experience. It isn't "just nail polish" or "just long hair", to them you're a fetish object, some weird feminine boy. Good luck never having a fulfilling relationship.

Oh, either that or they just think you're a fag and want to be your hag.

its like you're not embracing hedonism already

Death Grips is too hardcore for these kinds of people.

they dont actually actively listen to dg they just say they do to seem more contrarian and interesting to their peers

brandon begin

They are not causally related, but, they are correlated.

This means that taking dick will not necessarily cause you to paint your nails or vice versa, but that people who tend to paint nails also tend to like to get reamed out by manmeat... and vice versa as well

There is a correlation

you could say the same thing of Veeky Forums though

Except being respected by anyone with any kind of social standing

Wearing nail polish means you don't care if you look gay, y'know who doesn't care about looking gay, gay guys.

it's current year you armchair heterosexual

Never have never will.

Can you prove your assertion?

this is funny i literally painted my nails for the first time last night. i did a kind of shit job but i think it looks good

There is literally no living human that never had a gay fantasy

>to them you're a fetish object, some weird feminine boy. Good luck never having a fulfilling relationship
That sounds ideal.

R.I.P. Dylan

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He died? Smoking must have got him.

Rekt lmao

(testing)

when your favorite singer sings like a god and wears nail polish

Or guys who simply don't care about your opinion.

fuck off

>he thinks women ARE people

you need to quit user