Am I Veeky Forums?

>Looks like he has a yearly salary.

I clean up well, thanks.

Out of curiosity, how old do you think I am?

Thanks.

how much for bro

5K, Just want it gone before I spend even more money in it

>Out of curiosity, how old do you think I am?
Mid/late 20s.

decent looking guy with a really great body.

Fa? Not really, but doesnt really matter

Are you ex-military?

Classical fashionable, but not Veeky Forums.

You're fine as you are, don't try to be the latter, it's really not for you.

>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>she's virgin for meee
>ees too small?
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>much too thick?
>sucky sucky sucky
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>one finger???
>u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
>where you come from?
>u take all the way inside bitch…drink it
>vat to say? hmmm vat to say??
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis movie, what he say?
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
>ooo yeah, put the tongue inside, put the tongue inside...
>is it your real father who's going to watch?
>ooo, wrung hole...niccce

You're a fucking legend!

I'm 28

Thanks

No, I'm a mover and truck driver, my job is a 5-13 hour exersize a day and I hit the gym right after.

Believe it or not, I was 120 pounds heavier and the movie Magic Mike inspired me to look my absolute best.

I used to be into that stuff in my early 20s, now I'm just tired and focusing on other stuff.

Uhh

youre like, what women think of as well dressed, but not effay

maximum kek

i ttry

>OP's ugly doppleganger.

based Ethan Hawke

you're not Veeky Forums at all and knowing myself i would probably dislike you a bit you seem like an actually happy person who knows what he wants and is confident with himself, do you, you're set senpai

Don't post pictures like the one on the right online tho, it makes you look like a tool

>i would probably dislike you a bit

Out of curiosity, why's that?

>Don't post pictures like the one on the right online tho, it makes you look like a tool

It's my tinder pic, it does the job.

thighs insanely disproportionate, too much body fat, also you're muslim or something. not fa at all

>Muslim

Try again

I guarantee you I look 5 times better than you :^)

Jean Ralphio

Perfect. Amazing. Best on fa. Post routine.

You are Veeky Forums as fuck, my man.

Thanks. Back breaking labor 5-6 days a week and the gym 3 times a week after work, compound lifts like deads, squats, bench with isolations thrown in.

HIIT 3 days a week if I'm holding water or feel fat.

Thanks

Getting some manlet vibes my man

diggin the jon ralphio cosplay

this.
you know that you'd better hit the noose if you're under 6'3", right?

Those 'vibes' you're getting are just from me cucking you, my man. :^)

>mfw 6'1

You know, if you're this bitter, you should hit the treadmill, right? lmao

>6'1

nah youre 5'11 max, and im being generous

dubs confirm

Whatever makes you feel better, champ :^)

It makes me feel kinda ok to expose manlets
When will you learn

It makes me feel better to be admired on imageboards for autistic ugly teens

You know what feels even better? cucking creeps like you lmao.

No matter how much it pains you, I'll always remain 6'1 :^)

But I'm 6'4 little man. Let me ask you something.
Why did you post your photo here? Be honest. Do you need approval from teens/guys in early twenties?
You are weird. You can try to hide it but it won't work. Everybody knows something is off about you. You are very weird, posting naked pics on Veeky Forums. Maybe it's manlet insecurity, maybe something else...

You act like you are cool and don't care with your ironic smiley faces, but you do care. About everybody's opinion, and you care immensely. If you didn't this thread wouldn't exist.
Shame on you, little man

>Being this butthurt

There he goes again, acting like he doesn't care

Are you gay for me or something? like, leave me alone, creep lmao

Pretty much lol

I'm your neighbour you manlet, kek

And samefagging, still 19 posters. Very sad
What a weird little guy

I want everyone who posted in this thread to die, including myself so fuck .

Oh, that explains the impotent rage lmao

Tell your girlfriend to trim alittle next time :^)

Try again, cuck.

What a weird guy, posting his naked manlet body on Veeky Forums
Then calling somebody else a cuck, a creep. Zero self awareness, very sad

Thanks for the nice compliments, also thank you for the butthurt inducing jealousy I also get in real life lol.

Goodnight Veeky Forums

I'd fuck you hard

What a weirdo.
Don't come back, nobody wants to see your hairy malet body again

What a weird guy, takes the time out of his life to take out his bitter shortcomings vis a vis with his small endowment and or lackluster lovelife on some naked guy in some Doraemon fan BBS lmao.

Nighty night :^)

Why respond now, weren't you leaving? Aww, you care so much! Bye bye!

I'll be back more often with new pics to further rouse your butthurt for my amusement :^)

Boy or girl, I appreciate the sentiment lol

Jeez, I really gotta hit the sack!

Lool no

Sounds very gay. Just go already

Those are just suits. And not an impressive one. Sure you're attractive, but not Veeky Forums. And if you're not Veeky Forums, i don't care about your other qualities. [spoiler]Except maybe your intellectual quality (/mu/, Veeky Forums, /pol/, Veeky Forums)[/spoiler]

If you're only attractive when you're naked, maybe you should seek rates elsewhere. Maybe Veeky Forums or /hm/.

Veeky Forums is just too bro'ed out for me, the constant whining about tfw no gf and the lifting for women, putting them on pedestals all the time, the general air of insecurity put me off.

I might not be some skinny twink but I dig the aesthetics [spoiler][I][nohomo[/I] I secretly wear skinny girl jeans because they fit my quads and they're surprisingly pretty stretchy[/spoiler][/nohomo]

/Mu/: Super Eurobeat
/Pol/: Libertarian
Veeky Forums Haynes Manuals, import car mags

Flame away, I don't care.

Ok, I'm going to sleep for real this time; it's my only day off so I'm """making the most of it""""

Dude you're good looking, you don't need to be Veeky Forums. What would grills think if they saw you here? Go out and slay

You don't lift for women ? That's just the biggest bullshit i ever heard.

If women didn't exist we wouldn't need to """self improve""".

Not Veeky Forums at all.

You look good though.Not digging the hair style.

Don't really get the point of the right pic.

he lifts for men bro

Petty narcissist

mirin squads
core and trap looks like shit though.

jimmy kimmel ass

10/10 body.

Moe Szyslak's face, though. Sorry. You look too old for a 28 yo.

I lift for my job, the women are just perks of it, I guess.

My job was the hardest thing in the world, It was what I imagine hell was like and my body was sore each day, now it's so piss easy and fun.

Thanks, I know I shouldn't be here but the butthurt jealousy is fun to watch.

kek at first I thought it's kimmel too

Hi short stuff, must be bad when people like me (6'6") look down on you :(

Well, have a nice life, manlet!

wtf is this thread

satiating some doods ego

Ymmot makes quality underwear

Fucking greek god.