You have ten seconds to explain why you aren't wearing camo and/or military clothing right now

You have ten seconds to explain why you aren't wearing camo and/or military clothing right now.

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Because I'm not in the military

I own some camo just not in that color. I copped that Gosha Rubchinskiy orange grey camo sweater at a resale shop for 80 dollars with no tears.

Because it looks like shit desu

I am

70% of my clothing is milsurp

Because it's for kids/manchildren who want to live their soldier power fantasy, and I grew out of that when I was 12.

>manlets

>being jelly that you aren't in yeezys season 1 from head to toe
Plebians.

*on white people
asians and black rock the fuck out of camo

I have a long, narrow face, I look like a thinker, not a warrior.

Try hard faggot, people are laughing at you everyday.

I always wear milsurp, just not camo. Dingy greenish field jackets mostly

well you need to learn how to dress yourself first of all

go play with some feminist legos

what are you wearing then you monstercuck? pink sweaters?

/thread

anyone can wear anything and look like shit

all threads on Veeky Forums are now /thread

but I am
I love my Finnish army dark grey wool cargo trousers

>actually wearing woodland
shittiest camo there is

For everyone that doesn't know who he is: youtube.com/watch?v=QqPQrPwd1s4 youtube.com/watch?v=prLnavmKhfw
Also w2c jacket at 0:07 in thr first video?

you could at least post some of his better fits like in the video for nwa or cla$$ic

The real question is. Has anyone found where to buy this sweater yet?

I don't listen to him that much, I don't remember what he wore in his older videos so I just took the newest. Feel free to post better fits.

>implying yeezy season is desirable

Because where I'm from everyone who wears camo also wears wranglers and carries a clear waterbottle for them to spit into.

w2c a beanie that fits exactly like this

Everywhere i look its tiny short beanies that you can't fold or extremely long slouch beanies that you have to fold halfway up.

No one takes you seriously. You look like some douche that wants to get skull fucked by soldiers wearing their varsity jacket like their bitch.

Please explain the bottle.

Chewing tobacco. They spit their brown saliva into clear waterbottles because they don't care if everyone sees it.

Why just not on the ground?
I know it's fucking disgusting but don't dip cans have a little section you can put chewed tobacco in? I wouldn't know desu, but Swedish snus cans (quite similar) have a little section you can spit into.

Nope. I live in disgusting America.

Not on the ground because it allows them to chew indoors. They can't just spit on the floor of a restaurant or gym or something, so they carry around these fucking half-full discharge bottles and dribble into them every 30 seconds.

I can't really get my head around this logic. Are you gay or something?

e-even grey camo? in moderation?

Jesus that shirt is autistic.

Dude that's hilariously disgusting.

It's pretty unreal. About 1/10 people in my town are disgusting hicks, and about 1/2 of them do this.

Which means about 1/20 people in my town have these. Which means every course at my local community college has at least one degenerate doing this.

When I'm not wearing my camo MAGA hat or my wool jeep cap, I'm wearing this

This information makes it even more disgusting but hilarious

that sweatshirt is fucking goat

it'd be fine if he didn't have top buttoned

honest question, why dont they just swallow it

do you understand what dip is
the fuck

do you swallow toothpaste and semen too?

Because I self-identify as a heterosexual

I don't swallow toothpaste
And for the other half of the question, I browse Veeky Forums sooo...

Ohhh, look at me, I'm OP and I wear camo to hide from my feelings

Because I'm not a fag with macho man fetish.

Because I'm in bed.

im naked

Where to copperino that shirt?

alpenflage is based

this

>autistic
you know that word doesn't have a meaning in every single context, right?

asos

i know what dip is nigger, what i want to know is the difference between swedish snus and 'murican dip. why do americans need to spit in a plastic bottle while the swedes do not?

i didn't ask you what your favourite drink was

I'm taking a shit and I take off all my clothes when I poop.