How do I know which leg to put my dick in?

How do I know which leg to put my dick in?

one in each leg obviously

Balls in one leg, dick in the other.

i switch sides sides every day

My dick kinda chose for itself just go with the flow

My dick curves to the left so it naturally just sits to the left in my pants

political ideology

centrists don't need much space because they have a tiny dick anyway

this.and most men go to the left

I image this is because most men would use their right hand for tucking

Thats what I though as well, and something like 9% go to the right so that would make sense don't remember where I got the figures from

I dress to the right, but not consciously

>tfw dick too small to need to be slid down a leg most of the time

>tfw 2" soft but 7.5" hard
Laugh with me, brehs
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You sure your pants fit you? My dick needs to go to the left even when it's soft.

I wish I were smart enough to think stuff like this through :(

Well it goes to one side (alternates), but it doesn't go very far down the actual leg.
Weird typing this

Girls have it so much better, they can just wear skirts and don't need to put their dicks anywhere.

Greeks and Romans wore tunics which totally eliminated the problem though.

My mum always told me the only place a man should ever be "left leaning" is at his tailor.

I'm a good boy so I grew up to be a hard working right-wing conservative and my dick always hangs to the left.

Every now and then I put it to the right just for a change, it feels kinda refreshing.

>tfw wearing tight pants with shirt tucked in and you get an erection

Right-handed go right and vice versa
For easy access

fold it up master race. dick is too big and get self conscious. also it makes sex better because you hit girls g spot much better from a slightly curved up master race cock.

>having sex
>browsing Veeky Forums

If I putted it in any leg there would be no place for actual leg.

>tfw dick too small so don't have to choose

I go to the right. My dick curves right, 7L 5W btw. I have a huge moose knuckle problem, I've tried everything but nothing works. I currently wear boxer briefs and those do an okay job of masking my print but I feel most people notice it anyway.

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