What is the cuckiest shoe?

What is the cuckiest shoe?

those red wing ronald mcdonald boots

chelseas

Those aren't chelseas. Those are Jodhpurs. Jodhpurs are very cuck.

So are chelseas

>Cuckiest
Kys

I infer from your post that you wear the cuckiest shoe.

DMs or Redwings

There is not a cuckier shoe out there.

Whatever shoes "DRAYN DUH SWAWMPZ" voters wear.

My guess is Walmart's Own Brand New Balance knockoffs.

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the lower left lmfao

this. every goober I've seen wears these with cheap Walmart jeans, a t shirt, some vest, and occasionally a fedora.

Friend of mine has a pair of boots similar to this in grey suede though, loops extra lace around top of boot area, pants cuffed always too high and i cant help but cringe every time i see them. So basically, any mall tier boot like this worn badly.

wallys

Converses

Colorful converses with "quirky epic pizza cat dude weed lmao" socks

Modern Redwing Iron Rangers

>constructed in China with Chinese materials and then shipped to the U.S. so Mexicans can attach the aglets, legally allowing them to say "made in the USA"

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any men's shoe under size 12

[your shoes]

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jesus fucking christ it's like somebody shitted in my eyes, and i do not even hate yeezys

Timberlands. Exactly the same as any other boots at 10 times the price.

chukkas

The guys with meatloaf and canned fruit between their ears are not cucked often. Life isn't known for its fairness.

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Anything I don't wear

lmao

Anything I don't like or anything worn by those I don't agree with.

>lunar
>chukka
jesus christ why?

Iron rangers?

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all good answers

amazing

definitely NOT these. if I saw a dude walking down the street with these I'd clench my ass out of fear he'd fuck me just to show his dominance

Why cucky?

this is the most universal one

you have mentioned litteraly every shoe, why is this board so self-destructive?

>Veeky Forums
>not being a cuck
choose one senpai

any loafer shoe variant

The ultimate cuck is achilles low

They are the most MFA of hiking boots.

Which means, "Golly gee, I got those cool boots they recommended, now time to browse Art of Manliness while eating bacon!"

Which means, the sort of paper-thin drag king act that hipsters do, except without any of the irony.