Veeky Forums weapons

What are some Veeky Forums weapons to carry around town?

For me it is the flail, the most fashionable weapon.

— FOLDING KNIFE.

— ANY MODEL OF "LUGER" PISTOL.

— ANY MODEL OF "GLOCK" PISTOL.

— ANY MODEL OF "GLOCK" "SURVIVAL KNIFE".

Nice picks

How about the good ol' telescoping beatstick?

THIS

>recommending hand grenades

Sig 226 Legion edition
if you want to be a "man' carry a 1911
Hipster, go for a Makarov (you've probably never heard of it)
dude bro, carry a Glock
Weeabo, get a Jericho 941 and pretend you are Spike from Cowboy Bebop

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YES; I FORGOT TO LIST IT.

makarov
1911

leather shoulder holster

>weapons are an accessory
when will america blow itself up and stop ruining the world

>leather

DISGUSTING.

>cocks gun
*cha-chink*
Say that to my face IRL (not online) and see what happens.

>I have lived a sheltered life and have never considered that I might need to defend myself

Every person is good in this world, right? Nobody would ever try to hurt you, and if they did, you would be able to reason with them, right?

Quarterstaff

Hell yeah

Fairbairn-Sykes fighting knife gets my vote. The originals from WWII are the coolest and most effay ones, but the post war ones are also fantastic. I love their aesthetics, but it should be clearly understood that they're specifically for fighting and killing, not for all-purpose use.

THE CLASSIC

only answer gadaisukidesune

The minimalistic yet elegant pike

I feel like balisongs are Veeky Forums as long as you get simple ones like pick related. I like balisongs mainly because they can have a simple yet flashy entry into a fight and have a grande exit once it's over.

underrated

Illegal in Commiefornia :(

What's with all of these plebeian opinions? Is this soviet Russia? Show some pride.

kek the dog is like "wtf are these retards doing"

sabers, sabers and revolvers

>no Pollaxes
Why Veeky Forums? Why?

cz75 is effay af

flails are the most overrated weapon ever. they were very rarely used in actual combat and were generally kinda shit

a cavalry saber, of course.

>dad used to be a policeman
>used to steal his telescopic baton all the time when he was out and swing it around the house
god those things are fucking great

>Folding knifes
kek

also KYS tripfag

The most Veeky Forums weapon is a bow.

A cane

God I love the autism