Need advice

How to get rid of this shit on my nose, it's making me go nuts lately, also is there a way to get rid of face moles?

Black salve

you trying to kill me?

Seriously anyone?

Do a few hits of salvia, that'll clear it right up

if it appeared just recently, google "dermatologist [your location]" and get it looked at to make sure it's not skin cancer.

if you want to try an inexpensive option that might work, google "vinegar mole" to slowly etch the mole away.

if you want to try something that actually works, ask for it to be removed with a scalpel or laser at the dermatologist's office.

I heard vinegar would seriously infect and burn my nose.
Who am I kidding, It's not like removing this will make me look any better. I have shit hair, three other moles on face, a double chin, can't grow proper facial hair, a slimfat body shape and small dick I better kill myself.

Size of dick?

12 cm when erect
8~9 when resting

oh... I thought you were gonna say something else. Under 5 inches tho? Yeah you're not gonna make it brah.

Yeah, thanks for your honesty.

You can get it lasered no problem. However it looks quite big so there might remain a scar. I had a mole of similar size at the exact same spot on the top of the nose and got it lasered. The scar was still a million times better than the mole.
I've got other smaller ones removed too and no scar remained. No regrets for any of them.

However I paid 100 euros per mole, which adds up fast. I thought it would be cheaper in the US but I've read in a thread a few weeks ago that it's roughly the same. So expect to drop some cash if you want more than one removed.

Also if you have questions about the procedure ask away, but there's not much to say because it's so simple.

shave the pube

Pic of boipuci?

Cut it out with a knife/scalpel. Be safe and careful about it, but don't be a coward, and make sure to clean well before and after.

put out a cigarette on it

did it hurt?

post a better picture of it

He means your dick OP

don't listen to this fool.
high impact pornography has warped our concept of penis size, you're still probably above average (depending on your race)

Not one bit. It's like a poke with a needle you barely feel it.