Effayest instrument, yes or no?

desu thats pretty ugly even for a simple acoustic famo, sorry

where? I think in any situation you'd want a piano in you would be able to take a piano

like what

that was amazing, thank you friends

Soprano Saxophone

This
Or the cello

Sitar

no

youtube.com/watch?v=qecPQ0FB-64

But can it djent?
youtube.com/watch?v=9uW-TZ5_mbY

The pipe organ caters to that high heel SLP style, imo.

Me in my church organ fit practising on some Advent piece.
youtube.com/watch?v=qMpIsGQ_RZE

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looks like a mix between a piano and a cello

the ukulele is a patricians instrument

trash b8

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Effayest instrument played by an effay musician

youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

is piano used in a less traditional way effay? soundcloud.com/emonlavor/waiting

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Violin and organ are top tier
other bowed strings and pianos, the bassoon
then plucked strings and saxophone
then other brass

percussion instruments are for cavemen

Classical guitars are the most autistic and least effay of any type of guitar, even if they're really fun to play.

I can't quite put my finger on why but every time I see an unaccompanied guitarist I immediately hate them. Somehow people who carry guitars around manage to be unanimously faggy

>30 posts in
>nobody pointed out it's a seven-string guitar

Those are used to do basslines in samba.
youtube.com/watch?v=NvE_leVWEzk

Is my instrument effay? I play this bassoon in a symphonic band and i also play trombone in a jazz band..

Holy shit are you literally me? I used to play bassoon in symph, but my primary instrument was trombone. Jazz trombone is pretty legit, I still listen to JJ and Kai all the time

lol not at all, I play guitar, bass, piano and drums and produce. Of all of those girls always say that drums are the sexiest. but guitar is easily second, none of them give a fuck about producing or piano

And the violin just makes you sound like you're an autistic nu male cuck

>Tfw nobody appreciates the intricacies of drumming and assume every drummer is a caveman
>Tfw the greatest drummers run circles many musicians

arent you forgetting this fellas?

Percussion (excluding piano) is a lost art. There are so few of you, and thus very few opportunities to jam with friends. I very much respect drummers and always notice good drumming when listening to music.

I've been trying to learn how to get good Djembe tone for a year now, I miss being able to play vibraphone in high school, definitely going to have to get one in the distant future. Percussion truly is a lost art

I appreciate drummers but I'm also a dirty fan of "le degenerate post-african repetitions"
am I cool?

>appreciating afrobeat or traditional african drum circles is now degenerate

Alto is for bitchbois who don't have the embouchure for the clarinet or flute and have too fragile egos to be seen playing either, or lack the chops for brass. Bari is the best sax and you know it.

Oh shit I didn't notice, that's embarrassing.
I still maintain nylon strings are not effay

any instrument is Veeky Forums if you're really good at it AND HUMBLE ABOUT BEING SO

i love drums and kinda want to start playing

you're a KEK if you even think a black man is anything more than a subhuman

WORDFILTERS?!?!?!

FUCK THE MODS, YOURE ALL ROODYPOO CANDY ASSES

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Dude don't be such a candy-ass about it.

>grandmother is short Philippino woman
>grandfather is tall German man
>father is 6' and looks white
>mother is ~5'4", mostly black, some white
>Mother's side doesn't have much black features. Curly brown hair, narrow nose, freckles

>tfw 5'8", no freckles, brown skin, wide nose

Will I ever be effay?

thats not a violin user

No, because your father was a beta who couldn't get normal white woman so he married some subhuman in hope to get cheap pussy.

>bari
>not based tenor

this

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rate my guitar

theramin

Does that have a 5 way switch?
Positions 2 and 4 are the worst on a strat, idk why you add them to tele.

yeah, it has a 5 way switch

2 and 4 sound pretty good on this one

>Not the contrabass balalaika

kek

objectively yes

Ibanez JEM DNA
>300 made
>costs a fortune
>contains the blood of Steve Vai

Singing well will always trump all instruments. You can play piano or guitar, but if you can sing you will be sexier than both of them. If you can do both at the same time, even better.

Steve Vai is awesome but in a keep-it-to-yourself way. Most people find instrumental virtuoso prog rock to be autistic as fuck.

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Not an argument. How is the JEM DNA not Veeky Forums af.

Veeky Forumsgs here go for the most outrageous ugly shit every day.

Because it's autistic. It's more like a 3 wolf moon tee than a high fashion one.

Opened the thread to post this.

The rest of you are plebs.

Because the paintjob looks like the "melted crayon" shit you see on pinterest

It may as well be made with pallet wood and galvanized pipe to keep up with pinterest memes

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hngg

Also >Electric Green anything

Sharpie called, it wants its highlighters back.

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I'm just going to leave this here

No please, take that ugly piece of shit somewhere else

Bari sax < any other low reed instrument

Absolutely no.

I've said this in a previous similar thread, but most fashionable instruments are piano and classic vocals, but both of those are nowhere near as fashionable as music composition. And I'm not talking about your shitty highschool kid with a guitar kind of composition here.

If we're talking about what will garner the most attention from your average normalfag, it would be the acoustic guitar and average vocals combo.