I'm heavily depressive and I have a hard time setting my mind on a career and an even harder time keeping the jobs I get.
I've come to the conclusion that, if I was a girl, this is the point where I'd settle for being a prostitute and just trade my dignity for a good income but unfortunately, I'm male so I'm asking Veeky Forums this very simple question :
What can a guy do for a living that would be considered the equivalent of prostitution or in other words, what career lets you make a decent living just by selling your dignity?
Austin Phillips
Buy one of those credit card readers for your iPhone and charge for BJ's at your local truck stop.
Elijah Scott
all wagecuckery is undignified
just get some stimulants and sack up
Evan White
Geez, more bleedover from r9k...
Look, if you want a degrading job, then prostitute yourself. You don't need to be a woman to do that.
Jaxon Sullivan
>just get some stimulants and sack up What do you mean by "stimulant"? Stimulant like coke or speed? Because, frankly, sometimes I feel like I'm the only one not doing that stuff or at least the only one not doing it while working.
Jaxon Parker
get Veeky Forums
do gay for pay
Ian Parker
Cokes effects are too short. you can try to get a prescription for Ritalin or adderall, or try to get them by other means, or look into nootropics
Cooper Collins
That actually feels like a good advice, thanks
I still feel like selling my dignity for some easy cash, though
Jayden Powell
I've got chronic fatigue but doctors don't take me seriously so I basically had to fix myself
Andrew Hall
unfortunately, the male version of being a prostitute is being a soldier in the military or doing construction
Josiah White
Truth.
Landon Clark
>being a soldier in the military or doing construction Wow, pretty much everyone I used to know back in highschool went for either of those two. Tho, a lot of those who went for construction are dead today. Some of them had accidents and some others just killed themselves, I suspect the reason was crippling drug debts.
Colton Hernandez
if you aren't ready to take some cock in your mouth and ass then you aren't ready to trade you dignity away
Aiden Nguyen
For some reason, I find the Idea of taking a cock in the mouth more unpleasant than up the ass
Camden Jones
user, there is something that makes you happy. What is it?
Don't fucking overthink this. Gimme 3-5 things. This isn't a fucking job interview. What would you do if...
A) you thought you could make money on it, or would do it for free? B) You spend your free time doing it anyway? C) failure didn’t matter, and it could be eliminated from your history anyway?
Oliver Russell
If you have no self worth do medical trials. They prefer men (no menstrual cycle) and you can make several thousand per study.
Nathaniel Lewis
what if your answer to that question is that you'd just sit around and shitpost on Veeky Forums
Matthew Bailey
You don't have that option.
You can flip burgers but it doesn't pay
hooking isnt amazing either, you will get stds and 90% of work in that field has shit pay
Michael Harris
If you're this enthusiastic about it, maybe you should look into some kind of internet cam fetish service or something. Some kind of ultra-specialised porn for tips or whatnot.
> sack up Explain this meme.
John Gray
this. i did a study last fall, spent 14 days in a hospital eating good food watching tv, they stopped my heart for a minute at a time though for the study. did it 5 times total over the 14 days.
paid me 25k before taxes, walked away with 17k total.
Liam Watson
Offer your services to Veeky Forumsrealis and /b/tards for their entertainment. For a couple dollars a trick. I'm sure Veeky Forumsrealis could offer you shit-tier demeaning work for $2 a task, or /b/tards would maybe pay an easy $1-2 per item inserted up your ass or doing cam stunts for shits and giggles.
Lincoln Bennett
Drug dealer is the male equivalent of prostitute.
Levi King
>but unfortunately, I'm male so I'm asking Veeky Forums this very simple question :
nothing stops you trading your dignity as a man, there are plents of bears happy to put your shit on their cocks so stop whining and get on to work
Ryder White
If your bodyfat is under 30% though, no matter what you do, go spend money on salsa dance lessons. You need a class with more females than males (1.5:1 at least) and some female instructors, make sure they teach you to lead.
Even if everyone is old or ugly, just do it. Stick with it for 2 years, keep your head down, and GIT GUD. No questions. Make sure to practice and get better instructors when you surpass them.