What's the Veeky Forums approved Christian sect?

Donatism. Fuck the apostates in Rome.

Quakers.

>Protestantism
>right

Constantine is right, but let's all get together and vote mormonism for the lulz

>Constantine
The tripfag or the guy?

Coptics

this

We're mostly Catholics, just like Daredevil.

What does this mean?

That Veeky Forums is a Catholic board.

Are you Constantine, the girl that used to post before - what happened you said you're going to come back and talk about the books after lent but you did not hold onto that promise...

>girl

It's a girl.

hello newfag.

Catharism of course.

I'm calling the Pope.

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*assigns court chaplain to proselytise in your province*

Almost thought that was a ancient nuclear hazard warning sign

What Christians got against veganism?

none

>being a cuck

I need to ask the same.
In fact every true christian should seek to be vegetarian as far as he is capable to!

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What makes you think that?
You think God wants you to be some little twig boy
The bible says
>Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground."

God created these creatures for us and we can do with them what we please

The simple believer should be allowed to eat flesh as he cannot control his desires as noone can be expected to be free from sin,in the same way a simple catholic who hasnt voved to become a priest should not be expected to live as virtuous and chaste as a priest should.

Of course we shall rule over them, if we would not like with oxens agriculture would hav been much harder, but if we can we should avoid to taint us by consuming the flesh produced by sexual intercourse.

>become a twig boy
The material bodyand the material world in general is overrated in contrast to spiritual purity.

1. Roman Catholicism
2. Eastern Orthodoxy
3. High Church Anglicanism
4. Mainline Protestantism
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310. Getting run over by a truck
311. Evangelical Protestantism

Twig boy some of us have to have mussle In order to work
I don't know if you have ever worked job but you have to have some meat on your bones
We have been eating meat for a long time and God hasn't taken offense
Of course you aren't suppose to be gluttenous but you should provide your body with what it needs

Any of the Apostolic churches
That is, the Roman Catholic Church, the Eastern Orthodox Church, the Oriental Orthodox Church, the Anglican Communion, or the Coptic Catholic Church.

That game is terrible and you should feel bad

>Falling for the catholic meme

Nice liberal pope who goes against the bible fag.

Orthodox probably, I'd be shocked if there wasn't a person in this thread right now that hasn't jacked off to Byzantium

>Nice liberal pope who goes against the bible fag.
>buying into memes

OH MAN
POPE'S
GONNA
FREAK

You mean bogomilism.

>Freemasonry
That's just a club for people who have believe in God. I know many, many Catholic Freemasons.

If your gonna go by the Veeky Forums spam you have Othodoxxy, Cathlicuckism, and edgetheism.
More educated recommendations might direct you towards Buddhism. Knowsticism maybe?
Protestantism, Islam, and Paganism are memes here.

1.) Hussitism
2.) Arianism
3.) Oriental Orthodoxy
4.) Lutheranism
5.) Gnosticism
6.) Reformed/Preysbeterianism

Gnosticism is more than Veeky Forums

A better question is what are shit tier sects?
Pentecostalism, Jehovah's Witnesses, Fundamentalism, Catholicism, Scientology, Mormonism, Evangelicals, Revivalism, Faithful Word Baptist, Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod.
youtu.be/mAXQI8JALfk
Modern Brethren Churches seem to be cool though.