Most effay dog race?

Most effay dog race?

>dogs
>effay
Only Cats are effay. Dogs are gross and anoying

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Okay does anyone else feel me on this? I feel gross when looking at most dogs, and a large part of it is because of their gluttony. All they think about is food. They beg for it constantly, and when it's dropped on the floor for them they attack it relentlessly and eat it as fast as they can.
It nauseates me. I hate looking at it. They are gluttonous, disgusting creatures. I hate how loud they bark too, and how they bark at everything. They are completely pathetic

Cats do none of those things. I love my cats

Sounds more like you are afraid of dogs.

Thats okay, they can be intimidating if you are really sensitive.

I don't even like dogs but it's obvious that dogs are more effay than cats.

Also, Canaan dog.

No dude I have a corgi that I love dearly, but he's also not quite as gross or loud as most dogs

Here he is moving very fast

>most dogs
How did you manage to get to know most of the dogs in the world?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Doberman pincher is the most Veeky Forums race

Although I personally prefer Rottweilers, I agree Dobermans are definitely the most Veeky Forums breed.

saw this one, what breed it is? is that like an akita mix?

it was me, dio

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looks a bit like caucasian shepherd puppy

Not him but what?

>making me post this every thread
come on f am

Italian greyhound.

Borzois

youre goddamn right

/thread

also comes in cream if you want that palewave aesthetic

My dawg slick rick is pretty Veeky Forums

Hows my pitbull's fit

nigger dog is not effay

B-but I'm not a nigger

your dog is

Is this a reply for Cause that pitbull is white my man :^) hope this helps

nah it is a retarded /an/ meme to call all pitbulls niggerdogs

I don't particularly like this race but this meme is stupid

it's a qt

L O N G D O G G O

GOLDEN BOI COMFY NICE DOGGO


germon sheppor are nice
collie breeds of all shapes and sizes are v v v nice
australian shepporderino is fun dogger
newfies are top tier
labbos are greato
retievers in general


shit tier
>small useless bred to shit companion breeds
>shitbulls

This is objectively a shit opinion

pits are nigger tier dogs and idk how sweet your "baby" is, that dog has fighters down the line and dogs dont just randomly lose that shit. i wouldnt leave kids around a pit for any fucking reason

could say the same bout white ppl

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>comparing a breed of dogs specifically bred to fuck shit up to an entire race of people
>ishygddt

Nah, thats a pup pic, have had my dog for some time, he's getting his certificate to be a service dog, but i dont call him or my other dog my "babys" my gf does but they are just animals and like all dogs they all have predatory tendencies, so same can be said for any dog really

as long as you take care of your shit i guess you can turn him into an uncle tom but fuck it with same amount of effort you could probably teach a collie to do the dishes

If I turned to hindu, would I have a chance to reborn an a golden retriever? I want to die but being doggo would prob be nice

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saluki imo

but standard poodle for families. low allergy, very smart, several coat options.

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fuck man im getting a golden pup on the 12th and i can't wait any longer

remember to be a firm but good and patient doggy parent user, you can do it!

I don't know user, my kitty is a fucking eating machine. The little fat feline won't stop.

m8 most doggos eat everyhing you give to them, thats why you ration their doggo food so they wont get fat, or if they start to get fat, you give a bit less for a while so they return to normal weight

Tought my Australian shepherd to get me a soda from the fridge so its kinda close

my last goldy puppo died about 6 months ago and was only a year old :( i was too firm with him and i think he started to resent me for it since my gf was nothing but a sweetheart

not this time though!

my mom has aussies too, they are great, if not at times a handful. Older is now 12 so he is starting to slow down a bit. Too bad they arent very cuddly, they like being near but not right next to you.

:( thats sad, user

awh cute doge

This.

here's the pupper im getting the 12th

You see this cat? Let me tell you about this fucking cat, man

-raised by my two dogs so she acts like, one minus the barking
-has never once, not ONCE, NOT EVEN WHEN SHE WAS A KITTEN, shat or pissed in my house
-eats a modest amount, never begs
-sleeps in the bed, under the sheets
-quiet meow
-super small even as an adult
-nimble as hell
-sheds minimally
-likes being picked up and having her belly pet
-loves it when I make an "O" with my fingers so she can push her head through

I love this cat

:3 Have its parents had their hips etc scanned?

i couldnt honestly tell you :/ i've seen them though and they're decently old, look really healthy and dont hobble around. breeder said he came with a health check and all that though

sounds like a cool kitty user

cute pupper

you won the cat lottery my friend

The one you love and care for.

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Cats are Veeky Forums unless you own a cat and you have a litter box because then your house smells like shit and you're so desensitized to your shitsmelling house that you don't even realize it.

Having a cat is cool if you dont let it shit inside your home... Always thought it was weird that cat owners let an animal shit inside their home in the first place

>raised by my two dogs so she acts like
does she wag her tail

I'd say badly bred american akita

>Smug Chef

Make way for best dog, faggots

where do i find one of these without paying out my ass :(

Yes

He is dead dog now :(

Yeah she just politely asks to go into the back yard, so I let her out. Even when it's raining
Unfortunately no, not that dog-like

truth. got two of em

Oldest doggo, aint got much time left with her I think.

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Thata too bad. Looks like a great dog.
Rest well puppo

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Japanese Spitz

rip danny

rip

Those Russian hounds look pretty thin and aristocratic

any breed small enough to fit in my purse for that ultimate 2007 look

When you walk a large male dog, I always get a naughty picture in my heda. Double that for gay couples gleefully walking large male dogs.

I only get bitches because they're better behaved

I think Bulldogs are pretty Veeky Forums desu

Correct answers
but you better have a big ass manor with mad estate
otherwise don't get a dog
dogs inside the house is objectively un/fa/ and fucking disgusting

I imply that when I see you walking a medium to large male dog, I imagine that you i occasionally have sex with him.

Why would you think that?

vvery fast doggo

My cat is like this. It's nice sometimes but she is more clingy than any dog I've come across and it can get annoying. Especially now that it's winter and she doesn't go outside

poor doggo

Are you the creator of the ultimate music listening experience?

No, I could never get those damn toothbrushes to play my song

(unless you're referring to the penultimate music listening experience, the μCrate (because that actually was me))

working breeds or mutts

Wow that thread made me laugh to tears, you're a legend man. Also nice doggo

Thank you my love, I am very glad you enjoy my work

Looks like an Akita x German Shep.

jawohl

What the fuck is going on here?

>that fucking contraption

i am having laughing flashbacks

Here, I knew I saved it somewhere

Apparently OP is in this thread

F

The based basenji.

only well trained dogs are effay

preferably German Shepherds