What was the gayest thing that has ever happened in history?

What was the gayest thing that has ever happened in history?

Your birth.

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>implying OP was a gay ass baby

I get more pussy that you you fuckin bitch

Who was the one Roman emperor who dressed like a girl and let his guards pound his boipucci? Cuz that's pretty gay.

It wasn't gay because Elagabalus was a woman stuck in a mans body, s m h.

He was pretty gay.

The Battle of Platea

The motivation behind the Spartan charge at the Persian lines was the thought of raping men.

*she was pretty straight

Are you memeing right now? If not, than that's funny as fuck. Why did they want to fuck Persian men so badly?

That's not gay. That's manly as fuck.

>tfw no sexy Spartans to rape my tight boipucci

The invention of sliced bread

you see how gay this post was? you just ruined the thread.

Didn't Alexander kill a gay army in Thebes? It was a band of gay lovers that fought naked together.

your hand and mothers cat do not count asshat

but my vote goes for pic related

Plato

Eurovision song contest 2004

The ancient world was bizarre senpai

How did he get the dog upside down

Whenever catholics had the most power tbfam.

This.

And also a very close runner up is the entire history of the city state of Sparta.

> that shit was gay, yo

>sex with men
>no mom, it's tooootally not gay
ok bub.