Crime

What are some good ways to make money illegally?

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Sucking dicks.

legal where i live

None atm.

I'd work in the fbi, or better yet the IRS before attempting to commit crime.

You better believe that if you get caught committing crime working there you'll get spit roasted

Front-running then, maybe?

sell drugs
Steal things
sell your gf

Raise an army to press your claim to the throne of some country, then levy huge taxes on the serfs.

suck dicks illegally

Sell fake pharmaceuticals used for treating deadly diseases on the dark net for bitcoins. By the time people realize the cut-price aids/cancer/diabetes/whatever medicine you sold them was just talcum powder, they'll be dead.

Grind until you max out your imperium and then prepare a coup

punch mailmen. i'm sure there are people willing to pay for such a service.

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what the fuck

I gotta agree with you, that is really fucked up.

thanks.

Brilliant

Gather the following

>partner
>demolitions expert
>master acrobat and contortionist
>getaway driver
>hacker
>gadget guy
>conman
>distraction
>burglar
>pickpocket
>a sexy escort
>big guy
>inside man

Add corny music and try to steal something

I kill people for money. Though once I got bored and tried to train the son of one of the men I killed to be a hit-man and he found out after I trained him and tried to kill me

Romance scams. I'm not sure they're even illegal, but there's lots of lying and manipulation involved, so I guess it counts as fraud.

>people will go to darknet for a diabetes cure

>I'd work in the fbi, or better yet the IRS before attempting to commit crime.
Huh. Never thought of it that way. You could commit hella crime then. Especially in the FBI if you're one of the ones with a gun.

More likely than you think

Carding

Carding is dead

Who told you that?

It's still very alive.

It is all about automatic transfer systems now. Carding is childrens money

Educate me m8

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good luck getting rich

Educational purpose only, do not condone illegal activities. My self only being interested in computer software. Enjoy tyrones dick if you get caught

Thanks m8.

Is Lamp still around?

I admit I haven't really been around the scene much lately

Which movie is this?

Bump

break into houses, SWIM has done it a number of times, gotten about 3k in gold, electronics, cash. Stakeout a middle to upper-middle class neighborhood with single story homes, the actual chances of clearance rates or any level of investigation are minimal at best.

>Which movie is this?

Oceans 11

Fucking niggers I swear

Nobody said anything about consent OP

In Canada some guy was breaking into high end houses and made millions of dollars.

Before he was caught he was said he'd literally spend every single day at a stripclub.

B&E seems so retarded sketchy in a country so well armed - 3k from "a couple houses" thats fucking pissant money for all that work and risk.

I agree the risk out weighs reward for that guy but you'd be surprised.

In Toronto for example only about 25% of break and enters are ever solved.

You can only imagine the low solve rate of more inconspicuous crime.

Blapblap

shit senpai

From what I've read carding means you don't cash out in cash anymore, you buy products (with stolen credit) and ship them to some former-soviet shithole, and then to the US

Why don't you cash out though?

People still do it.

In store makes you so much more than online.

And d+p is still done...

The Mechanic.

PharmaPhag here. This was a thing with compounded chemo meds. Guy went to jail for selling mostly salt water. Aaay lmao.

Bump

IRS is still preferred.

>that many people
>not even veteran brothers
its like you want to be honeypotted

That's the dark knight.

ur in toronto ahlie fham

nothing ever gets in toronto lol or scarborough

How would one commit B&E and get away with it?
To be specific, how would I be able to spend stolen money without the government or tax collectors getting suspicious about me spending money while I have no job and am bankrupt.(hypothetical situation)

Say you won it gambling and then you bought a car wash.

Won't they check with the casino to make sure my story checks out?
Also why the car wash bit? laundering?
If so, why the need for laundering if I said the money came from gambling?