What are some Veeky Forums names? I will not let my wife's son be born without a Veeky Forums name

What are some Veeky Forums names? I will not let my wife's son be born without a Veeky Forums name.

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Suppiluliuma

It's more of a joke than bait you retard

brainerd

John. Not joking. Also acceptable:
Adam
Jacob
Henry
Mark
Joseph
James
Matthew
Paul
Benjamin

chad
bart
bob - not robert, just bob
todd
tim
dustin
chase

jimmy and carl too

Fact: All Veeky Forums names have more than three syllables but also have a catchy nickname

so i should name my kid balthazar?

Tyrell
Tyrone
Raquis
Jamal

That doesn't have a good shortened form

sharkeisha

rayquaza

Bront

Versacci

Rick Owens

Chad

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Lee Ving

Bort
Red
Mello
Calamity

yung rafsemen the third

YVNG GUNNATEETHE

tanner

This, it's so sad when people confuse the two

Wolf Wolfgang

And hopefully yours or her's last name is Wolfson, but I suppose the odds are probably against that.

Elias
Adrián (spanish version)
Hana
Sofia
Anabelle
Antar

>Henry
t-thanks

CoF

yeah, henry is a pretty fa name, congrats.
Meanwhile I'm stuck with my shitty name, "Mauricio".

Leonardo
Bastian
Benjamin
Axier

The nicknames for him are: Balto. Super catchy don't listen to autismo. It's effay imo

Probanza

For my son, Anton.
For my daughter, Ripley.

Bryce

Never have children.

Alexander

I personally like traditional biblical names but if I were to choose something it would be Atticus

Henry indeed

Boy/girl: Jordan
Boy: Jason
Girl: Jasmine

this tbqh

Nicholas(Mine), Alexander, William, James, John

Girls: Catherine, Elizabeth, Sasha, Natalie/iya

The importance is the regal/majestic vibes you get from a name. I was named after Nicholas II.

Pol is a good name.

is johnmichael effay?

We need the last name to create a proper name.

Also Valentine can go either way.

Is it Nicholas or Nikolay? Mine's Nikolay and it's alright.

Cameron, Devlin

LaPrell seems bretty gud

if ur naming after the faggot no if youre naming after micheal cera from arrested development yes

Asians confirmed for not being inbred.

Is having an apostrophe in my name effay? New people always tell me my name is beautiful

Fucking Newport lmao

>Newport
>naming your kid after a cigarette brand
Kek

Maurice is effay as fuck mang

>tfw named Alexander Henry

Enfanfre

Ekth

Felfuzu

Newhim

Zarf

Nikthu

Otbremnunu

Kevin` (` after word means very short scream after word)

Noppatith

Fot

Byrenthil

Ratbuonkenzopamketkith

Kelme

>KevinAHHHHHHHH

Odin

user, is Christopher effay? Nicknames include: Chris, Topher and Christ (not kidding. Some girls and guys call me Christ because they think I'm that nice).

My last name is Watkins, idealy id marry a more submissive girl who'll let me pick the names.

For girl;
Robyn Alise Watkins
Thalia Rae Watkins
Siobhan
(Something) Knives Watkins


For boys:
Caeser
Idk what else..

I would totally name my kid Kylo but that would just be stupid.

>my wife's son
cucked

>implying Rick has more than 3 syllables

Nicollo

>Joseph
I'm not sure about this, I feel like being called Joseph is too formal and 'Joe' is too informal

t. Joseph

calix
lovell

Alexander
Pietro

Nicholas.

But my Russian family calls me Nikolai. Which I think is the same as yours.

Monosyllabic Biblical names (John, Matt, Luke, etc.)

Something French

Something Greek

ian

Probanza

Leonardo

Bastian

Axier

anton sounds like the name of the annoying kid in class

this has gotta be fake right? fucking propecia?

Arthur
Michael
Chester
Roy
Leonardo
Raphael (rah-phi-el)
Douglas (never 'Doug')
Adamantus
Adrian
Garth
Kurt
Vladimir
Stefan (stehf-fahn)
Benedict
Brynmar
Brice
Lear
Isaac
Maximilian
Lysandre

Persia
Helen/Helena
Judith
Maybelene

Axel

yeah, it's okay, though not an elixir

Dominic
Demetri
Alex
Sam

>not felix
shittiest thread

Alex and Sam aren't Veeky Forums
Alexander almost is, Samuel is not

what about Xander

Definitely but I think normal people would find it odd you named your kid that; this is the case with almost all other names beginning with 'x' that isn't "Xavier".

Raul
Wilhelm
Abraham
Koaepelus
Ness
Dren
Tantive
Oppenheimer
Giorva

Wolf isn't effay
tanner isn't effay
only Mello is effay
lee isn't effay
none of these
none of these except perhaps henry as mentioned elsewhere

retarded

if we were concerned about normal people then we wouldn't be posting in a thread about Veeky Forums names :^)

there are plenty of normal people names that are effay

making "normal people names" fashionable and catering a name to normal people aren't the same thing

?
Xander is as much its own thing as it is an abbreviation of Alexander, perhaps more so since the standard abbrev. is in fact "Alex".
Not sure what you're talking about. I'm just saying that you don't have to make stuff up or go for super obscure names if you want your kid to have a really aesthetic one.

i was alluding to where you said you think normal people would find it odd to name someone Xander, and my larger point is that it isn't Veeky Forums to care what normal people think

and perhaps a heightened sense of style is to be ahead or above normal perceptions of what is stylish, and to have the normal people catch up

I see

careful not to fall for it

this is my name; I take kindly to the sentiment, but that name isn't effay

Oscar Wilde is the most Veeky Forums name of all time
take from that what you will

I've got a very uneffay nog name that I cringe at whenever I hear it. AMA

oswald
arthur
jacob
alan
evan

What about José?

>Marcus
>Julius
>Augustus
>Virgil
these are all acceptable

Works if you spell it Cavanaugh.

kek