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I'm moving further north in the wooded areas if Bernie happens. Rather be a neet in the woods than in the ghetto of the cities.

I guess that makes sense.

Every company worth their salt has two sets of books. The IRS books which has every deduction possible, and their normal books which has every expense possible booked as an asset.

Ive submitted both of those forms to the banks and they dont give a shit. Gross revenue, and assets. If it's not property or a fucking milling machine, they don't care.

tell me merchant, what's so special about them?

>He isn't incorporated in Delaware

Lol stupid goy

>IRS would actually get 40% of your 30,000 income
you get taxed that much on $30,000 income?
wtf
in australia you don't even pay ANY tax until you go over $28,000 a year

you're retarded, stop watching tv

just go to the bank in person, show them your records, and pitch your business to them.

they have some pull in who gets a loan and who doesnt. if you can sell them on why your business is a good investment, theyll be more inclined to loan to you despite your low reported income.

and if they dont loan it to you, go to a different bank. im sure there are several banks in your locale that you havent gone to in person. look at smaller local banks and credit unions. you may even be able to set up a deal with two or three banks where they all go in on it to limit the risk, although if your business is that small it probably wont be worth the hassle. but set up a business loan appointment, and go woo them.

cmon op its like youre not even trying.

>dont pay any tax under 28k
This is Trump's proposal as well. Under 25k = 0 taxes. He actually wants a new IRS form made where you write "I win" and send it back.
MAGA

1. Get an American Express Business card
2. Use the card to purchase everything
3. Pay monthly AMEX bill on time
4. Watch your business credit slowly creep up
5. lurk on creditboards forum for more tips
6. on credit applications, you put down your business gross revenue, not the net revenue.

I wouldn't give a loan to a tax evader either.

Bernie's not happening. It's going to be Trump vs Hillary and he's going to bully her until she an hero's in the middle of a debate. Don't worry, he'll bring manufacturing jobs back and tariff all commie imports. Then he'll shill for Trumpcoin to become the main currency and we'll live in a decentralized, low tax nirvana.

Merchants are shit, they give you 100 and ask for 50 in interest. Most are being outlawed except for really shitty states that don't mind the asians/mexicans being exploited

Yes. Don't listen to the socialists who claim the U.S has a low tax rate.

The government double dips, forces your employer to pay payroll tax, Social Security and Medicare, on top of what the taxes the employee pays.

If you're self employed or run a business, all these taxes are dumped on you and you see it unlike your average slavewage worker. WITHOUT these fucking taxes, wages would be over $15 on an existing $10 an hour job.

Trumps plan works. Yes, we still pay payroll tax but it's a significant relief from what we have now.

His tax plan is going to be what converts all the hipsters and gibsmedats over from the dark side.

You boomers crack me up. Get your head out of your past.

That's exactly what I did and guess what? My shit bank didn't even have a loan officer there. They OUTSOURCED him out of state. I hardly got to talk to anyone in person, it was all over the phone.

I went to 3 other banks, no loan specialists on site. They outsourced because it's too expensive here. Every time I apply, 2 points get knocked off my credit score. Another jew institution keeping people from succeeding.

Got the card a year ago. Amex took an entire year before they were willing to approve of me, not that easy.

No shit, that's what I did. Gross revenue always.

You try a credit union? Also you might talk to the Chamber of Commerce

None of the Credit Unions near me offer SBA loans

Wew OP, sounds like you are feeling the bern already.

basically every answer you've received you've responded to saying "tried that, cant".

So what else can you do? Seems like banks are not going to be an option right now.

How long has your business been up and running?
Have you tried crowdfunding? I know it's cliche, but it works - especially if people love your product.

Have you networked with any people interested in your brand to invest? Pitched your company to potential investors and asked for an investment?

Would you sell a portion of the company to the right investor?

Have you been in business long enough to demonstrate rapid growth that requires expansion, and projected the growth that would come from whatever you plan on doing with the money?

Maybe the company is too young and not generating enough profit? Maybe you eat shit for a while to appease the jew banks and get to the next step? Or maybe you go rogue and say fuck the jews and find investors on your own?

I dunno man. It's your company. Think outside the box. Or don't. Whatever

or just dont cheat your taxes for a quarter lol cmon OP

lol there's that, too...

This. I've already fluffed up the last two quarters and I'm hoping this pays off. Banker told me 2 quarters is more preferable.

I'm also a dirty jew... I mean friend, but my business is so easy it really doesn't need to attract attention because some other goy could easily copy me and right now I don't need competition.

People will eventually catch on and become commonplace, but for now I'm hoarding all of my money until the gravy train is over, which could be in another few years.

any income tax that is, but don't forget oz gst at 10% plus taxes and other levies at council level and on items like petrol/fags/alcohol etc.

>work as a tax lawyer
>publish a report for the IRS, management and for third parties
>each with different numbers
Which numbers do you want famalan?

WHY DO NONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKS KNOW HOW A PROGRESSIVE TAX SYSTEM WORKS.

You are not being punished for earning money. The percentage of your disposable income going towards taxes shrinks rapidly as you gain income.

And why did you think under reporting your income was a good idea? Why didnt you just over report expenses?

Fuck you

Do you think they are trying to keep you down because they are Jewish?

Bullshit, I went from making 43 K a year losing 39% of my paycheck to taxes and health insurance/retirement accounts. I got a raise to 53k and my health insurance and retirement allocations stayed the same,but now I lose 41% of my money.

Trump wants to tax dividends, though

Should have hired a professional to cook your books.

>you arent being punished for earning more, they just take away more and more of it
it's like you've never worked

Where do you people live? top tax rate in usa is 39%. And that does not apply to those makign 53k. Infact you dont even change tax brackets between 43 and 53 thousand dollars.

But hes trump on a physical level

>he hasnt heard of Obamacare