How do I get as thicc as b4nny?

How do I get as thicc as b4nny?

She

have a huge brain

blaze needs to drop that haircut

doesnt suit someone for his age

what the fuck happened

anyway tagg is best twink

>paddie is playing IM next season just to play scout

have a bad diet consist of cola, redbull and all other drinks with corn syrup. have fad breakfasts made out of sugar, soy products and milk, skip lunch instead of having it rich. coffee it up after 5pm, eat right before bed instead of pacing 4 hours before to have an insulin spike.
eat for bulking up, skip sleep but never workout

no idea who these people are but the 40 year old with long hair, wearing a pokemon shirt and a beanie really cracks me up

That's Nursey. He prefers to be called a girl, even though he's pretty ugly. He also mains healslut.

drink a lot of alcohol, eat pizza often, don't do any cardio. worked for me

>2017
>pro tf2
HA

who even are these people

Top NA tf2 team. Yeah, that doesn't really mean much in the current year.

Honestly surprised people are still trying after the absolute disaster that official matchmaking ended up being.

i foresee nursey killing himself out of depression within the next decade

People still play TF2?

b4nny has been on a very low carbs diet for over a year and excersizes every day

it became the quake alternative, since reflex never got traction, and overwatch is a first person moba

>a gamer on a low carb diet
meh.. even if that's true, he looks like he's been drinking or not getting enough healthy fats.

HAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE WTF

I didn't know b4nny was this t h i c c wtf

>just to play scout

And to ditch b4nny, of course.

>tranny
yes of course

This. What the fuck are you all talking about?

I didn't know fa was into tf2

Who /ozfortress/ here boyos?

that website is fucking unbelievably hard to navigate

but yeah /austf2/ represent

jesus christ what a bunch of fags

whos hands on strip shirt guy??

Paddie

is ster effay?

There it is Veeky Forums. These are the kind of kids that post here. The same kids who go out and buy the latest hypebeast pieces. The faggots on this board who think they're dressed well just because they spent a 1000 dollars on a shirt.

where do you think we are

can you guys fuck off back to tf.tv thanks

Post fit user

paddie looks like if the jew from big bang theory was effay

That's by far the worst pic i've ever seen of ster

Clockwork is effay.

i really hope this is bait

dont you mean warzone.ozfortress?

senpai dev-zero has blessed us. ozfort is literally a website from 2003.

blaze's (far left)

>it became the quake alternative
what?
>reflex never got traction
early access game. its supposed to be a spiritual successor to cpma, too. what does this have to do with tf2?
>overwatch is a first person moba
oh my god you're retarded

tf2 is dying competitively, its not becoming an "alternative" to anything. valve tried to revive it with matchmaking but fucked up. no one seemed to care about it in the first place anyway. at this point, overwatch is draining it of its players. (see: ster)

you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about. please don't make another post

I was just surprised that Veeky Forums likes tf2. I play but I wasn't expecting so many people to do as well.

>ster
>competitive tf2

good one 8^)

LOL WHAT IS THIS
show and muma both look really nice

>tf2 matchmaking
>competitive

nice try

muma looks like shit dude

paulsen is the most Veeky Forums person playing high level comp atm

fuck off Russell

a tf2 thread on Veeky Forums ?

ma3la is the only halfway respectable person to play tf2

>ma3la
Surprisingly effay desu

his IG is @wyattriver

>tftv frequents Veeky Forums
I guess this explains why everyone was sub-130lb and >6' in that thread

heh