I noticed a girl in my class wearing Vetements today. Have I found a possible Veeky Forums waifu??...

wear full archive raf and a lang astro parka and roll your eyes as you walk by her. if that don't make her wet she a dyke

haha

I hooked up with a Veeky Forums girl from class one time. Long story short she was vapid and sucked to be around. Seemingly like most of this board, people use fashion to fill a void in their personality.

Anyways, i'll tell the story in case it's helpful

>Sit near her one day
>Skip class one day
>Sit next to her one day, ask for notes, chat.
>compliment an item of her fit (complementing whole thing kinda feels desperate IMO), and begin discussion on fashion
>Start sitting next to her regularly, but not every day
>Find out what she's into
>Ask her to something related to one of her interests

Also, like always, keep the conversation about her. People love talking about themselves, and don't really like listening to others boring lives.

wear an XXL Slipknot shirt
If she asks you about it, say that you don't know what band it is and that you're wearing it ironically (haha) because it's "edgy"

That oughta get her.

two of those are guys

this.

>she was vapid and sucked to be around. Seemingly like most of this board, people use fashion to fill a void in their personality

this, had a Veeky Forums gf for 2 years, and after the novelty wears off you realize how boring and vapid their lives are.

>she was always commenting on how bad random normies on the street looked
>never wanted to go see a movie unless it was some doc about norwegian pottery in the 17th century
>only listened to music ironically
>huuuge sjw
>never knew her dad (ofc)
>always talked really slow and monotome, like she just woke up
>no ambitions
>liked the idea of living with housemates in some shitty rundown apartment, instead of working to buy your own house

I'm fucking laughing imagining this.

um, wear vetements?

Oh, you cant afford tha?
You cant afford her.

Shes clearly all about that P

...

holy shit SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME
WHERE CAN I MEET HER OP

>um,
uhhhhhh, tumblr, much?
ugh!

>>never wanted to go see a movie unless it was some doc about norwegian pottery in the 17th century

P U R E K I N O

while it's true that she's pretty vapid, let's not kid ourselves here.

If she played video games you wouldn't be calling her "boring and vapid".

yeah no shit all the rich asian foreign exchange kids floss out all the fucking time.

but I don't play videogames

speak for yourself

gosha is fur neo-cultural wiggers whileas givenchy, vetements etc is for rich teenagers

wear a bigger coat and sit next to her

full rick

its easy user grow a pair

>sit next to her next time she wears vetements
>literally say "hey is that garment from vetements? i really like what they're doing"
>if she's not completely pretentious about her clothes it should be easy to get a conversation about fashion at this point. (just ask what other designers/brands she's into, etc etc)
>even if youre not a good looking guy, girls love sharing interests with boys, and boys who are really into fashion are hard to come by so she'll like you for that
>start sitting next to her regularly, discuss other things than fashion, get a friendship going, get her number, add her on fb, follow ig and all that
>if she's remotely into you it should be easy to arrange something out of school with her at this point. you could do anything from asking her to the museum, or you could ask her to go see a band you rly like, or flat out dinner if thats your kinda thing. best option would probably be to ask her for drinks on a friday/sat.

dont be so awkward. rejection sucks but its better to try and fail than to not try at all.

>hey is that garment from vetements? i really like what they're doing

wow have you ever spoken to a human before?

what could POSSIBLY go wrong from saying that?

what is your point

This is my dream girl desu senpai

I would change it slightly and not say "i really like what they're doing".
Instead compliment that it looks good on her or something.
Then ask about if she's seen the other stuff from vetements (which see prolly has).

>only listened to music ironically

ask her "is that a vettemantz jacket??????? i prefer like raef psyminz"

kk you might have found the dream female
i have no advice, but i can wish you the best of luck

Ask her how much she paid for her fake AliExpress vetements jacket, then bore her with all of your rick ownes knowlege and how you worship his throbbing cock

How to say vetements

What?

"vitamins"

real talk: vetements is fuckin wack

vocaroo.com/i/s1WWwafZcqlA

it literally means "clothes" in French

real creative huh?

wrong, faggot

obviously, yeah

it's ironic clothing for tumblrsluts and art hoes

you're already fucked if you're asking the most metro/homosexual board on fucking Veeky Forums for straight relationship advice

wait really? i need to know this. makes the photo even better

w2c qt gf who is into fashion

hahaha
haha
lmao

:(

This,

user is the least autistic person here.
Sitting next to girls is the best way to meet them in college. Literally used to sit next to the hottest girls in class the first day because you are going to talk to them eventually. Most people do not move places in smaller classes so you have all quarter to make small talk/ invite them out. If they're interested they usually would talk first even.

kill yourself davil

>korean (?) girl in my asian studies class
>wears comfycore
>quiet but smart about the topic of the class
>get put in group with her during some tutorials
>we're doing the same essay topics for both of our essays
>walk together to different building after one tutorial
>awkward moment where we finish talking about schoolwork and just stand around for a few seconds, not saying anything
>she says bye and wishes me luck on my essay
>she doesnt come to group study session another student organised
>see her at exam but she's with a group of other people
>leave without speaking to her
>never seen her again
h-haha

Sicc

lol whut? o,0

if you need to ask you never will

>actually a 5/10 hapa with an ugly as fuck white father but still have slanted eyes
>hide fucked up teeth by not smiling
>family was too poor to afford me braces
>that's why I buy replica clothing to boost my insecurity about wealth and appearances
>spend all day studying, have zero personality, hobbies or social skills
>wear my taobao replica vetements hoodie to class one day
>disgusting fat, acne ridden keeps eye raping me
>complain about it at women's book club
>go back to studying

>actually a 5/10 hapa with an ugly as fuck white father but still have slanted eyes
>hide fucked up teeth by not smiling
>family was too poor to afford me braces
>that's why I buy replica clothing to boost my insecurity about wealth and appearances
>spend all day studying, have zero personality, hobbies or social skills
>wear my taobao replica vetements hoodie to class one day
>disgusting fat, acne ridden white-cis male keeps eye raping me
>complain about it at LGBT women's book club
>go back to studying

accurate

>taobao replica
l-london

i know this feel like the back of my hand

>h-haha
Lol, good read. In the future, just pick anything to talk about and try to ask her questions about other things. Better feeling cringe than regretting not pursuing friendship further.

wow i thought she was korean or chinese. if shes jap then dick her asap

i read this as 'suck her dick asap'

>she was vapid

>she was into obscure documentaries about the history of art

pick one.

also, only boring people get bored.

who are you

kys

>There's a qt boi that's fa af in my class
>Asked him how he got into fashion
>Veeky Forums
oh fuck should I still?

either way works

if i see a girl wearing an oversized vetements hoodie or bomber im marrying the bitch on the spot frfr
if i find out its fake she getting cock slapped in the face

You know, in eighth grade my crush gave me great advice with girls.
Just talk. You have nothing to lose and I think everyone is more interesting than they give themselves credit.

tell her to add me on fb and ill make her like you im the ultimate hypeman nigga

he is probably reading this

i get it

I wouldn't. No sane person speaks openly about Veeky Forums

even better desu

>things that never happened
every Veeky Forums user is in the closet about it

goddamnit chris get a life

wear the same shit every day until the fabric starts to emit your glorious pheromones, don't brush your teeth, breathe in her face, etc