You're in a club in berlin and the guy in the middle slaps your gf's ass, what do you do ?

You're in a club in berlin and the guy in the middle slaps your gf's ass, what do you do ?

hug him

hugh him
g-get it hehe

*unsheathes cyber katana*

grab his ass
it's so obvious

*teleports behind him"

*unseathes katana from INTEROPs strap GORE TEX strap pocket*

heh...nothin personnel kid

*blows fat cloud*

Pull out my phome and enable the tracking device that was left on his softshell layer after slapping my ass.
Also, where can i cop a cute waterproof girl like the one on the left?

>Berlin
I'd comply to his request for me to fuck his wife

slap all of their asses

they slap our asses

ass-slapping party

>slips phone out of gravity pocket

Ask him to slap my ass next.

Challenge him to acronymjitsu battle

take them into a dark corner and and have a massive shit eating orgy, because its berghain you know

>implying he would get past Sven in that dress

kyk

that old shawty in the tekware getup is bae af damn

is that william fucking gibson

god he's really living the dream

Apologize

Yep he's been close to Errolson since like 2008

kill them all then say i did it in the name of allah and arresting me would be culturally insensitive and get off scott free

good catch
wow

Dude loves techwear, he's a baller.

I would not fuck with those guys, they are prepared for EVERY situation. I bet you they're wearing radiation proof underwear right now

Damn Heinz is looking good here

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>good catch

It's fucking obvious. He's right there in the middle of the picture!

Not him, but it wasn't obvious to me. I've read Neuromancer, but I only vaguely know what he looks like.

Pretty cool that he's dressed like that.

this nigga funny

>when the whole squad is lit af and about to break into a corporate building

This is kind of heartwarming
>write cyberpunk fiction since the 80s
>always wanted to live in the world of your books
>it's the 2010s and you're in your 60s
>you fear your life is coming to a close and you may not be able to experience your ideal future
>smart phones become a thing
>you can now be the all-black lightweight waterproof cyberninja you always dreamed of being
No wonder he looks so happy.

inform them of the sick fits they have

*teleports behind you and unzips JC-35A ACR Multifunctional Parka*
"You think this is a game?"
*Quick release zipper flap on sleeve opens to reveal Carbon fiber and iridescent butterfly knife*
"You need to be more agile to defeat me"
*Quick flash of the knife blood spurts from your neck in a mist as I vanish into the urban jungle*

Heh

So cute uwu

Teleport behind him...