Take the bus

>Take the bus
>it's overcrowded
>some fucking whore steps on my geobaskets, leaving a black stain on it

>buys geobaskets but takes public transit
P Ri O R I TI ES

>wearing fashion victim shoes on public transportation

>making the assumption that you don't deserve it

You are supposed to wear them casually, let them get a little worn and lived in. That is part of the luxury, not caring.
Only plebs and poors cry like this.
Rik's shoes are a little scuffed, sometimes dingy. He is fine with it.

environment

>geobaskets
>ever
Pls tell me they are the short tongues at least

How is op going to lick Rick's ass with a short tongue faggo?

Tru tru

>be wearing pristine white shoes
>go to class, overcast but not supposed to rain
>one hour later, walk outside it's fucking pouring
>have to walk up an ungodly amount of stairs to get back to my dorm
>get to the beginning of the stairs, mud is literally flowing down them in streams
>shit just got real
>painstakingly walk up the stairs caring not to step in any fucking mud
>wind is so strong this high up my umbrella is pulling me every which way and turning inside out
>get to literally the second to last step
>trip and kick the edge of the stair
>toe of left shoe now completely covered in mud

theyre white shoes you stupid fuck
they go on your feet
which is where the dirt is

>not walking barefoot in rain

you walk on the soles, not the uppers, you fucking retard

thats the joke

>faggot buys "expensive" shoes with his life savings to be a real life fashion victim

nice projection

You can probably clean them really well, and they'll have a nice color to them afterwards.

Stark white shoes rarely look good, anyway.

>y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you're p-p-p-projecting

i'm pretty sure you are

the fact you used the worst pepe picture ever conceived lowers my opinion of you even more

>frogposting
>stuttering

Ugh.

If you are so intelligent that you are able read people over the internet, try to focus some of those magical powers into weather foresight next time.

now now I may be a genius but I'm not a fucking weatherman

the joke is someone owning geobaskets

yeah you got 3 quarters of an inch of rubber between the uppers and the dirty uneven terrain that the earth is made of. Im sorry that you put something white on the ground and it got dirty, user. Life truly is a hell-scape.

White shoes are supposed to get dirty. You can use dish soap and an old tooth brush or you can cry over spilled milk. What are you filipino or something?