How do I become a male escort?

How do I become a male escort?

stretch and try to not to cry

Be Young. Be not fat.
Advertise yourself on homo sites. Get contacted by 56 yr old fat guys. They pay you to hang out and suck their dicks.
Mission accomplished.

I was thinking taking business women out for a meal and painting them.

be me

LOL

oh my god I'd love to be this naive.

there obviously are callboys for women but even then its more of a fuck and pay than a romantic dinner

Apparently in big cities like London a lot of women want too eat out but don't want to go alone so hire a gigalo to take them out. It can involve sex.

There are 100 gay clients for every female client.

Do they just want dinner?

Yeah they gobble it down.

KEK

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How is this funny? explain

Get a Grindr and ask every person who sends you a message if they are generous. Know your worth and don't undercharge. I can generally pull $150-200 just for dinner/cuddling. I won't have sex with clients but I could make at least 300-500 if I wanted to.

i wish i was more open to homosexuality, id just retire now and do this

how old are you? self rating out of 10?

19 and I'd rate my self an 8 or 9/10. It's gonna be next to impossible to do it with women lmao.

My dad did it in the 80s. He was a model too which probably helps.

sorry pal but ur not a 9 or an 8. 7 maybe

you haven't even seen what he looks like

fags

sage

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projection

What are you like 12?

Sorry, but if he were an 8 or a 9 he would have plenty of other opportunities than whoring himself out on grindr.

Also, saying that "it's next to impossible to do it with women lmao" tells you he's not that attractive. There are plenty of ATTRACTIVE male escorts who make serious bank by selling services to women.

Good one, user