Are men's chokers in 2017 Veeky Forums or not?

Matt Lauer entering his final form.

Show me a man wearing it right then. It's never Veeky Forums unless your definition of Veeky Forums is: "what will get me the most dick?"

You just described pure Veeky Forums though. Breeders can never hope to ascend to our level.

what the FUCK is that

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been on Veeky Forums for 3 years, chokers started popping up about 6 months ago, I never looked up the origin, basic bitches from my town wear them now

were you medically blind in the 90's and early 00's or?

imagine Matt Lauer on his knees wearing his coker obeying his Daddy Al Roker

It's good that they finally dun brung you sum tricity Billy-john.

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Ok. Easy. Gee user you sure are stupid
>>implying Verlisify isn't a real man
>>implying Bowser doesn't exist
Kys

Here you go. Verlisfy (champion of Veeky Forums) and Bowser, champion of /v/

>Verlisify
Christ, that wasn't a name I thought I'd ever hear here.

IDC, I'm hopping on this ASAP

Recommend me one from an online retailer that's black and the same width and I will post pics of me wearing them once I receive the order and if the thread is still up

Regardless, I'm copping.

those are collars
different things

OP here, I didn't have a retailer in mind. I was kind of hoping to get some recs. in this thread.
Peter Marino my boy
bonus points for bicep chokers too

Not for bowser, but verlis is debatable >>hearing it before

no they are just a meme not fashionable at all

I wish i had the courage yo

>furry
>attached pokewalker
>THICC
>attached chain plus tag
the image is low quality, but this is not debatable

Are we sure that's not a shock collar?

This is the kind of shit that made me leave those two cesspools of degeneracy for this one.

Time to move on to /wg/, I guess.

>3 years
How new. Stop posting this instant faggot.

>you again
No, you homo, they're not and you never will get that answer no matter how many times you make this thread. Get off the board.

Hehe
What's the difference? He can still be choked. It's just a different style of choker

No it looks bad with the Adam's apple.

>>you again
Mate, this is my first time on this board since around Thanksgiving. I promise you I've never asked about chokers before.

I have worn them but I already dress like a faggot autismo so it doesn't matter.

but chokers are cute

Just stole my sisters choker. I kinda like it.

Now throw it in the trash and you'll have done your sister a favor.

V is cute not the choker senpai

they all looked pretty good in chokers in blood sweat

it still underlines you can't look very masculine wearing it

it looks pretty gay and submissive unless you´re macho as fuck, even then you´d still have to explain the dog collar

bingo

you just have to embrace looking like a knob

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I think chokers automatically make a guy or girl look 1 or 2 points cuter, can't put my finger on it. I think it frames the jawline somehow? definitely super cute.

look at this nigger potato nose, bet you didn't notice it at first because of the choker- it works.

Sure, if you're gay

idk why yall are kinda defending them.. even gay dudes wearing them is super cringe

Veeky Forums has people defending every weird fashion
Veeky Forums is not good at looking good

that looks good

I didn't notice because of his wonky hair if anything.

Just got back from a party. Qt asian girl complimented me on it and gay guy did as well. Straight friends ripped on me though.

Given that a choker is like a bullhorn to the world that you want to suck dicks, I'm not really surprised gay men complimented you.

The girl probably wanted a show of the very same thing.

Nice choker faggot

holy fuck you fucking homo

nice digits though

having friends is not Veeky Forums

if youre gay then its fine

I wonder if guys can take over the choker thing and steal it from girls

Well I was flirting with the girl so she knew I wasn't gay. Gay guy had no idea.

Stole it from my little sister.

Neither is wearing a choker but here I am doing both

Nope pretty straight

Only if you have the pharaohs spirit inside you

W2c millennium puzzle necklace?

this looks good, don't listen to the mean comments

goth doesn't count

fa is about anti-norm fashion

your grandpa's closet

in....EXODIA

nice nails

It's the big gay earring that makes you look ultra queer.

In Greece all guys wear this one. And we usually just get the left pierced.

>Greece
>i.e. the inventors of gayness
of course

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it really wasn't that funny

I can't tell if he's a white supremacist or a bear

bear obviously....

>choker
>hairy chest
absolutely disgusting

If I flew to Greece would you suck my dick with that shocker?
I would pay good money

Its wayyy too much trouble to shave plus girls like it.

Ive moved to california now, but nah man I aint gay

>how sure are you it's an accessory
>looks to me like some dumbshit internet fad he learned about on facebook
Why are you telling me a fad can't be an accessory

Also why are you 16

>how sure are you it's an accessory

that fucking logic, dude. you got serious brain problems.

That's not goth that's ultra wave neo supraemopunk, gawd.

inb4 black belt at sucking dicks

more like black belt at sucking BBC's