Super pissed right now. Grew my hair out for 6 months so I could get it to where I wanted, went to fucking Judes (never again) and explained exactly what I wanted her to do, showed her this exact fucking picture. My hair is even the same fucking texture as pic related. Bitch pretty much shears it all off, leaves like 2 inches of length in the front, and pretty much military faded in the back. Looks fucking horrible. Back to square fucking one I guess, 6 more months of growing it back.
Fucking rage.
Why can't barbers follow simple instructions, even when I give them a LITERAL PHOTOGRAPH.
This isn't even the first time this shit has happened.
TL:DR What the fuck is wrong with barbers?
Blake Howard
You didn't go to a barber. A barber is male. And they know how to cut a males hair. You fell for the salon meme.
Thomas Kelly
I guess so. I never liked Judes but I figured, with their popularity, they would be good. There was a Greatclips right across the street, and some place called "Daves barber shop" close too.
Seriously though, 6 fucking months of growing it out for some bitch to completely ignore what I said and just sear it all off. It's like she just listened to NOTHING I said.
Carter King
*Shear
To make it worse, I have work tomorrow. Ugh....
Jonathan Hill
Sucks. Took me a while to find a good barber in my area. Salons don't know how to do anything except play with girls hair before they go to prom and charge them hundreds of dollars for it.
Wyatt Smith
ANOTHER ONE? STOP MAKING THREADS FOR SELF INTEREST. THERES LIKE 4 HAIRCUT THREADS ALREADY UP.
If you are a moron like OP, here are some tips >go to catalog >control/command+F >search hair Boom, there it is. Now you don't have to write a retarded blog for a new thread.
Ian Perez
REEEE
Benjamin Perez
if you literally can't communicate with your hairdresser then you deserve to get a shit haircut. If i have any problems when I get a haircut I speak up straight away before the damage becomes permanent.
Grow a spine you fucking loser OP
Sebastian Collins
Yeah, but Judes is supposed to be "for men". So tired of these idiotic barbers. I've had more bad haircuts than I have good. They ALWAYS cut it too short, no matter how many times I fucking tell them. It's like there is only one length a male could every possibly have set in stone in their minds.
Or I could just make one myself to explain my individual situation. Take your quads and fuck off.
Anthony Wright
So my telling her 4 times, and showing her a fucking photograph isn't enough "communication"? Maybe they should try listening and not being mentally handicapped to the point of a fucking dead moose.
What should I try next time? Maybe write an article on the foundation and history of hair cutting leading to the direct dimensions of my haircut, then tattoo the shit on her face?
Angel Hall
so as soon as she fucked up you stayed quiet until it got worse and worse? kill yourself dude
William Brooks
She had already sheared off almost all of the length down to two inches. Should I have walked around like that? She didn't do it slowly. The fade was going great the:
:CUT CUT CUT
Gone.
Caleb Moore
Yes, just make ANOTHER ""individual"" thread like the others. Dude fuck off.
Jack Brooks
Just because you posted that, I probably will make another individual thread tomorrow. Just too piss you off. This is fucking Veeky Forums, now a well organized file folder. Who gives a shit if you see similar threads. How many threads have I seen about footwear, or mens jackets? A bunch. But I'm not a whiney cunt so I just scroll on.
I bet you think strippers really like you. Dumb fuck.
Eli Flores
Not who you're responding to but you're missing the point. This isn't about upsetting people it's about the fact that when you make a bunch of threads for the same thing each one gets less attention than they would all in one which splits up the posters and slows down each individual thread.
If everything pertaining to the same subject would stay in one thread there'd be more regular activity.
Also, based on the way you're responding im going to assume you're underage or autistic. Whichever you are, I think you should just stop posting in general.
Carter Nelson
>I think you should just stop posting in general
No.
Also, I don't give a fuck what you "think". How's that float with you?
Thanks for bumping the thread though.
Samuel Thomas
What a childish mindset. You really are the problem with current Veeky Forums and the website as a whole. >this is the chans we can do whatever we want >How many threads have I seen about footwear, or mens jackets? A bunch. But I'm not a whiney cunt so I just scroll on. >Waah how come he gets to and I can't! It's not fair!
I'm pretty much with said. All you did was make a thread because you got upset. That's pathetic, man.
sg'd and reprt'd
Ethan Butler
Bruh this hair is short as fuck. Like, three inches. Barely reaches past his eye. You have to wait two months. You'll live.
Now come back to me when you've spent a year growing out six inches and they fuck up a haircut. Then get back to me.
Easton Gomez
At least you still have your health, user.
Xavier Reyes
jesus chirst just find a local barber you actually personally know.
amerifats really are retarded
Christopher Robinson
A year for six inches? What are you, black or something?
I'm an alcoholic, lol.
Sure, just let me sign up for the "befriend a fucking barber" website.
No. Body. Cares.
Robert Garcia
fucking kill youself op
Ayden Hill
maybe try going outside once in a while, use that alcoholism i do the same.
People love it when you can drink a shit ton.
Gavin Powell
/thread
Austin Green
They do. I'm pretty high functioning for the time being. Plus I work at a bar so...you know.
Brody Bailey
The question is are you a stupid nigger or what
Use fucking Google and see that your hair grows 1/2 an inch a month. 12 months / 0.5 = 6 months.
Jacob Brooks
12 / 0.5 = 24 dumbass
Carter Martinez
fucking kill me
12 x 0.5 = 6
Brody Myers
Hm, guess mine just grows fast as fuck then.
Jackson Kelly
...
Nolan Harris
I met my barber during carnaval (dutchfag here).
My hair is receding but he covered it up perfectly and i have been getting compliments for my haircut everyday feels great.
hes pretty young and balding to so he understands try to find someone like that.
Gavin Clark
No i dont know. What do u mean user
James Hill
You Dutch are so weird. How the hell do you meet random barbers at carnivals?
I dunno man, I just drink a lot.
Alexander Wright
get drunk talk shit, "ooh wtf you're a barber in my hometown? I'll swing by tomorrow".
best decision i ever made.
Luke Turner
Go to an actual barber and not great clips or some chain
Caleb Hill
Pf
Colton Green
Be honest, how fucked is my hair?
Carson Stewart
This is you
Bentley Garcia
Getting a haircut today at an african barber's
Jackson Wilson
Kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger
Justin Bennett
looks good man, I wanna get mine like that
Landon Brooks
I like it.
Parker Brown
Taking this pic to the barber on saturday.
Will update with result.
Adrian Perry
Don't know what to do with this hair, need to either figure out how to style it or find a good cut for my face shape. How do i be pretty?
Jaxon Brooks
How can I get hair like pic related if my hair is naturally straight and lies flat? New to hair stuff so I have no idea what i could put in it to make it do this.
Colton Russell
Went to a salon because im a gayboi and didnt want a masculine cut. it was my first time not at a barbers, so i was nervous, but not only did they give me a free massage, they also gave me complimentary brownies and hot chocolate! and just to top it all off, i really like the haircut they gave me too.
i had a really nice experience allaround, im definitely going to go back next time. the place I went to specifically was called The Lounge, and its based in Soho - id recommend it if youre a Londoner like me.
Cameron Nguyen
You look like a butch lesbian, who you attracting what?? with that haircut no way Senpai
Josiah Cooper
Best day in a while
William Russell
i havent ever really had a problem attracting guys desu im pretty muscular and quite personable, so its quite easy for me. i think gay standards are quite different to hetero ones.
in fact, i actually have 3 simultaneous FWB relationships going on atm :-p
you look underage but i guess your hair is nice despite that
Gabriel Ross
>androgynity is bad Spotted the poser.
Landon Lopez
what can i do to make my hair not shit? i am going for a couple of jobs soon
have you tried growing it out? also id say keep your fringe out of your face in the meantime
you look like a cutie
Luke Wright
wtf is that?
thats the most autistic hair ive seen
Aiden Harris
...
Bentley Ross
r8?
Alexander Gomez
clean shave. now
Cooper Bell
would look better without the shaved-in side part.
but even then it's highschoolteachertryingtolookcool/10
Jaxon Morgan
I look terrible clean shaven, tried it last autumn.
Cameron Garcia
It's nice man. I love the proportions and volume, nice cut. Hair looks almost dirty though
Brody Walker
I'm probably growing it out for the next six months or so, I just don't know how to keep it manageable in the meantime. That pic is a little more unstyled than usual because I spent most of the day doing lab work and not talking to anyone, but I usually have the fringe to some extent because I've got a huge forehead.
Jayden King
So the left side of my hair always has more volume than the right side, which makes it real tough to do a symmetrical style where it all goes back. Anyone have tips to fix this?
Joseph Cook
I started growing out the top of my hair a bit more and I also started using pomade and I'm really liking it. The pomade can last a couple days between shampooing my hair. I woke up with my hair like this so I barely need to try that hard to get it how I like.
Owen Rogers
Didn't mean to reply with this post.
Lincoln Hall
lol no
Lincoln Barnes
lol u just cared haha
Bentley Harris
basic fuccboi/10 get thee to Fabric to pull a drunk slag.
Nathan Young
Central London salons are ridiculously priced, but I've never had a bad haircut from them. Chains and barbers (even the fanciest ones) have been consistently shit in my experience.
Nathaniel Price
>got highlights in my hair because of a dare >looks fucking terrible
how do i get this shit to fade quickly?
Christian Ward
I got a undercut a couple days ago & I love it.
Oliver Bailey
Little bitch faggot, you're a shame to my race
Wyatt Smith
1 8
Henry Fisher
Hey Veeky Forumsgs I have medium-lenght wavy (kinda thick) hair now and I'm clueless as to what kind of styling product I should use: pomade, styling cream? please help!!!
Brandon Morris
This is good if you want a slight shaping effect without the stiffness of hairspray or wax.
Plus it smells divine.
Grayson Rivera
you care OP
now put yer balls to the wall fuckboiiii
Noah Reed
varg/10
Jonathan White
it's a molko mullet
Easton Phillips
What do I tell a barber to get this haircut? What length would you guess the top and sides are?
Ethan Myers
I was thinking of getting an undercut, how do you keep it styled?
Luis Brown
Sorry this was meant for
Jaxon Jones
just bring the picture
Christian Reed
PERMANENT
Connor Adams
hey asshole, what's your problem. I dont come here everyday like you do probably ... I expected to find a hairstyle thread and there is one , what else is more important in personal style and fashion then a good haircut
Jaxon Stewart
sorry I mean him
Joseph Moore
An all too familiar problem for me too. After they fuvked up my hair for the n-th time i decided to start showing instructions i drew myself on my phone... It's a work in progress still but will be going to a totally new hairdresser next week and will post results
Thomas Smith
2
Jaxson Hill
Bakstreet's back , ALRIGHT
Chase Roberts
dont listen to these fucks .. it looks good on you, and fits you... more important is how does the other side look like?
Josiah Clark
what's the name of this haircut?
Brandon Collins
Nah man. He's got a slight overbite and not much of a chin. The beard really works for him.
Brody Anderson
I brought the pic to a few different people and every time they cut it too short. I figured maybe it'd be easier to just give them lengths.
David Rivera
the yung leo haircut lookin good asf
Liam Harris
bowlcut
Brody Reed
When my hair isnt weighed down by the lenght of my hair it puffs up like it does on the sides of my hair. What do?
Henry Anderson
My last haircut was October 2014 I kind of want to cut it again and go for the young leo which is what I had before I started growing it out but I'm afraid of the same thing that happened to OP happening to me I really don't want a fucking macklememe haircut again and I can just see them fucking it up.
Owen Watson
your fear is clearly showing in the length of your hair
Easton Adams
best young leo i've seen in a while
Aaron Young
use some hair wax you dweeb
Kevin Martin
Is there any way to wear a manbun or ponytail without looking like a faggot?
Adrian Butler
yes be japanese
Luis Reyes
Nice eyebrows
William Morgan
>hot_asian_dude.jpg >looks like a bum
Incidentally, I need help from you, knowledgeable people of Veeky Forums. Is there a hair styling gel/pomade/fiber/cream that is simple in ingredients without noticeable skin irritants?
I have skin problems, acne, scalp, etc. Skincare products always try to avoid a long list of ingredients, especially known skin irritants.