Assist boss in job interviews

>assist boss in job interviews
>cute young girl early in the morning
>actually seems competent but is clearly stressed
>ask her a tricky technical question about a tool she mentioned she's used
>it would have been fair enough if she said she doesn't know but she tries to figure out an answer
>shuts down completely and nearly starts to cry
>boss asks her to calm down and gives her a minute to compose herself
>she ended up getting the offer anyway
>we will share an office if she accepts

Might be a bit awkward haha.

Just fuck her in the asshole. That should break the tension.

>stand up to shake candidate's hand
>raging hard-on
you have seniority op. prima officium
it is your right

Her squirming barely gave me a semi.

>asking tricky questions
fucking stupid

I had to justify my presence there somehow and my boss had the basic stuff covered.

>>asking tricky questions
>fucking stupid

Fuck you. I need to know how someone is going to react when faced with something they may not be that familiar with. And if you put something on your resume or say that you know it then 100% of questions on it are fair game.

Maybe she'll pep up when you give her the D

gf her

be nice to her and act alpha and fuck her in the ass before the boss gets his chance

>before the boss gets his chance
Isn't sexing a subordinate incredibly dangerous? Legally speaking.

maybe you're gay. have you considered quitting and sucking cocks for money?

No way, you have that market cornered.

>nearly starts to cry
do you seriously want someone who breaks down and cries this easily working for you?

>cute young girl
oh i get it

What kind of job (what field) is this? Depending on the job, this girl could be trouble if she handles stress that badly.

Bioinformatics, computer lab work.

>do you seriously want someone who breaks down and cries this easily working for you?
It's not particularly stressful at work most of the time.

Cool. I think she'll be okay.

I've worked in software product development and when aggressive schedules are pushed and there is actually some level of responsibility/culpability, I've found that women are incredibly useless, crying all the time whenever the heat is on.

And they wonder why Silicon Valley doesn't have more women.... In a high-pressure, long hours start-up, most westernized women either don't want or cannot handle the pressure.

wow defensive. why are you such a homophobe pls check ur privilege

How do you select against useless women?

ok

Fucking roasted

By hiring men

>How do you select against useless women?
nature is still working on that one

REKT

fucking lel
thank you for that OP

She accepted the offer and will be starting in June.

Pic of girl? I want to see if it'll be worth.

I'd rather not share pictures of co-workers on a Dardanian brachygraphy board. Doubly so since the only pictures I have access to are publicly available ones.

But I'd say she's a solid high 6 or even 7.

She dressed like a character from your animus to the interview though, pic related. I wanted to describe it but I don't know what this sort of very low-cut dress worn with a shirt is called so I just drew it.

I wonder what she's gonna wear to work.

Good we need people who cry under pressure in our business. That's a valuable asset

The only other options were two dudes who clearly had no idea about the sort of work we do and a seemingly competent Pajeet with an accent so thick we couldn't understand half the things he was saying.

>emotional and incompetent
>she's hired anyway because "tee hee qt 3.14 lol XD"

Can a world run on pussy passes and cunt credit be sustained long-term? Can we really allow bitches to slide all the time and pick up their slack without severe repercussions?

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