Can afford a private chef

>can afford a private chef
>can't trust my girlfriend alone with another man in my house

are woman chefs just as good?

Get a fat one? Come on man, the fat chefs are the best ones anyways.

Generally, no, men are better. But I think some of that is due to men being better under pressure rather than raw culinary skill. So a female chef will probably be just fine.

Plus theres an outaide chance you might be able to get a three some out of it too.

if u cant trust her, u shouldnt be with her.

what is your annual salary (before tax)
what is her annual salary (before tax)
what is the percentage you get taxed?

>can't trust your gf

make sure the chef can make some dishes that your wife's son will enjoy

>>what is your annual salary (before tax)
620k
>>what is her annual salary (before tax)
60k?
>>what is the percentage you get taxed?
34%

No, there aren't really any good female chefs.

I assume this is USD, well then, assuming that this is true then I would get a chef to at that amount of income.

What do you do?

If your gf doesnt like you that much that she will cheat on you when you are making 600k a yearthen she defs isnt the one for u, u shouldnt be with her anyway if you can't trust her.

>What do you do?
landlord desu

I have cameras in the house so if she cheats i'll know i'll probably just get some fat chef like the other guy said. only been together 1 year so I don't fully trust her yet

She's going to Desi Collings your ass.

spoil this for me i don't get the reference

Slit your throat with a box cutter a la Rosamund Pike in Gone Girl.

You can definitely find a good female chef. Whoever you pick there is no way to know that they are the "best" that you could have gotten.
Just find someone that makes stuff that you like.

if you make that much why would you even have a girlfriend? just fuck escorts and if you want kids gets surrogates.

Holy shit, is the all rich people are fucking crazy thing actually true?

what do you mean? crazy for having cameras? that's for safety and it also has the benefit of spying lol. or my paranoia is crazy?

No. Hire a personal detective who also has hacking skills. Might aswell research previous relationships to check for infidelity

wow how long did it take for you to get to that level?

im currently a baby landlord with one (1) property bringing in around 1k per month after all costs (not including random costs)

What does your real estate portfolio look like? Is it mostly commercial properties?

/thread

I still amazes me that men will date or even marry women they can't fully trust.

It's like sleeping with a cobra in the house, why in the fuck would you do it?

And yeah, male chefs are better 90% of the time.

no she wont fucking cuck you you idiot

all women crave money and think about it this way - would u be banging alpha chad user who makes 600k a year and drives an expensive car + makes some fat fagshit his wagebitch OR would you rather be banging a poorfag chef that you would have no future with.. not going to mention the risk there would be if she actually cheated on u

i think u have nothing to worry about 2bh.. and with that much money u can get any middle class girl

>are woman chefs just as good?

Depends if you like baking. Female chefs tend to underperform in restaurant situations but they are often god-tier bakers.

Also, you're either fucking paranoid or married to a woman who's not worth your time/money.

nah, women chefs are far worse at fucking.

Why the fuck are you assuming people act 100% rationally? Of course people make poor decisions based on impulse all the fucking time. To trust people not to do this is really retarded

Assuming you're not just making all this up, which you probably are, I definitely agree with you. Cameras in the house and OBVIOUSLY you do not tell anyone at all, ever. If your girlfriend, wife, etc knows she's being watched then she'll be on her best behavior while at home and just go out to fuck other people.

It sucks that you have to treat significant others as enemies in the modern US but, oh well, that's how it is now.

also, isn't it that theres lots of women who divorce their rich husband, and end up becoming wealthy themselves? Ive only heard of it happening with 7 figure husbands though.

My advice is, don't expect her to cheat or not to cheat, everyone is unreliable. However, be prepared for any given situation, and not be surprised for what happens in the future.

>treat significant others as enemies in the modern US
I wouldn't say its seclusive to the states, but I won't say you're wrong. But, the whole idea that the basis of marriage is love, and not powerful connections and finances, is actually a nascent idea. For the most part of human history, marriage has been about political relations, and as an example, there are still people who follow the conservative system by asking the woman's father for permission as a requisite procedure

Most people are sex and money grubbing demons who have no concept of loyalty, and this has been true since the dawn of mankind. Its weird people want to revert back to our caveman routes, instead of evolving.

Sorry for going /pol/ on you.

There is no such thing as trust. Only delusion.

Maybe you'll be lucky and the person you decided to trust doesn't betray you, but trusting someone doesn't mean that they won't betray you, but only that you've convinced yourself (for one reason or another) that they won't.

As long as you can't read people's minds, you won't be able to be sure about what people's intentions and lies.

Would you trust a business associate to not fuck you over without a contract, just because he's your lifelong best friend and you think you know him pretty well?

Are you telling me my dream of becoming a poolboy fucking American cougars in their husband's mansion is all a lie?
Do you think there's grounds for a lawsuit against Brazzers?

Spoken like a true cuck.

I have dated 2 women that were 100% loyal.

I knew without any doubt that I could trust them no matter what.

im depressed as hell and this post brightened my day. thanks, really.

Protip: Don't marry

You're a fool

>100% loyal
This level of certainty is a huge flag that someone is generally full of shit.

>There is no such thing as trust. Only delusion.
>Maybe you'll be lucky and the person you decided to trust doesn't betray you, but trusting someone doesn't mean that they won't betray you, but only that you've convinced yourself (for one reason or another) that they won't.

if you can't trust her why is she in your house?

>Reading comprehension
I'm not saying that there are no trustworthy women/people you absolute retards.
I said that trust is subjective and trusting a person 100% doesn't guarantee 100% loyalty because it's all in your head.
Therefore you can never be sure if they will betray you or not, as trust is just the self conviction that they're good. Maybe you're right and maybe you're wrong, but you can't be sure just because it looks like they're loyal ald will forever be.

This isn't only about sentimental relationships and significant othes, but also about all relationships and people.
I personally decide to trust people for things that aren't extremely vital (because otherwise life would be unbearable, always worrying about everyone) but keep in mind that it could always happen, and I'm careful about trusting people with important things.

When I say "Only delusion", it doesn't mean that trust is always broken, but that trust means nothing.
It's like a degree from a school that lets anyone pass. Maybe they were good students or maybe they weren't, but believing that that degree is a guarantee of their skills is deluded.

>Spoken like a true cuck.
Yeah, because blindly "trusting" your wife to be loyal and letting her be able to fuck other men behind your back (and be ok with it) isn't a cuck thing at all.

Surprisingly,not every person on Veeky Forums is a sociopath that doesn't require love and affection...

maybe if the idiot didnt make her sign a prenup. Women are pretty fucking stupid and greedy.

I hope you're trolling because if you guys are actually this much into cuckoldry you really should kill yourselves. He's right, by the way.

>As long as you can't read people's minds, you won't be able to be sure about what people's intentions and lies.
This this this this this this this.

>can't trust my girlfriend alone with another man

THEN WHY ARE YOU WITH HER?

RETARDED LITERAL KEK.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY 4CHEN