How true is this Veeky Forums? Notice how he dresses like us too

I never got out as a kid because I lived in the middle of nowhere and my parents wouldn't let me do sports. I'm not a virgin but this shit was spot on.

>earphones
>walks too fast
>long strides

so everybody who doesn't live in a provincial shithole is a virgin, then?

people who walk slow should be gassed desu. fucking hate it

Virginity stoped being a concern in high school and certainly wasn't an insult in college. How old is this board really?

p-pursue girls?
w-what do you think I am some kind of normie?

>/brit/ memes being posted on Veeky Forums
NOTHING is beyond our reach

It was first posted on /r9k/.

>my hair overreacts to wind
WAKE ME UP

Why the fuck would you make prolonged eye contact with strangers on the street?

I'm not a virgin but this describes me accurately. I've slept with loads of girls and have a gf but I'm still too anxious to properly socialise. I slept with a girl who was way out of my league then afterwards asked me if I'm autistic,

>How true is this Veeky Forums? Notice how he dresses like us too.

its bullshit, Im almost a wizard (=30 yo virgin) and I walk pretty chadish. never wear headphones when walking and often talk to strangers like helping tourist with location etc.

must be the power of Jesus...I used to be heavily socially anxious 5 years ago, now it seems like things are falling in place

i do it all the time for no real reason, maybe to make sure they're not looking at me weird?

people usually look back at me like i'm crazy

can't wait to lose my virginity so I can finally walk normally

>I slept with a girl who was way out of my league then afterwards asked me if I'm autistic,

ouch fuck these normie hoes man

used to be me 3 years ago, I got a bit better but still get manual walking and awkward arms / hands sometimes

hello it's me

but user girls are scary

T. Lifelong virgin

most of this shit was me not too long ago

now, all that really pisses me off is when i'm walking with a group of my chad friends in a tight hallway and they pay no attention to people coming from behind who obviously need to pass us because they have things to do

fuck

walk looking down sometimes and too fast, thats about it. oh yea, eye contact is awkward too

walking with friends doesn't count, this applies to when you happen to be walking alone

guess i'm mostly clear then, except for eye contact

>walks too fast
I'm not too fast, all these fuckers are way too slow

>Im almost a wizard (=30 yo virgin)
>I walk pretty chadish

What are you, a volcel, you fucking loser? No one who's an actual Chad calls themselves a Chad.

Got me on the slow walkers and politeness thing but thats about it.

>tfw fit all of this except for the forward craned head and back slouch

jesus christ.
also because my hair overreacts to wind i keep touching it and my hair gets gross fast fucking kill me

I have talked to many girls and none of them even want to be friends with me nevermind have a relationship

he's just saying he emulates their behavior in a failed attempt to blend in user

You're probably handsome. But admittedly my biggest problem is a lack of real effort, though the few efforts I have made didn't work out. I get easily discouraged and i'm an anxious fag as it is.

The worst bit is im not even autistic. Oh well got anal.

>hair seems to overreact to wind
>pretty sure head is straight
>look forward, maybe a bit below parallel
>avoid eye contact
>back is straight
>try to walk as far as possible from everyone
>hate people who walk slowly with passion
>hands in pockets
>walk as efficiently as possible, doesn't feel manual anymore
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slower than me because it takes a lot of effort to walk slowly
>walk unnecessarily fast
>long strides
>wear ankle boots and black/white clothing

How virgin am I? Is this redeemable?

This is working so well on the people ITT because these are very common attitudes and gait properties that are just never really talked about

Maybe she was putting in hours volunteering for a social work program

Fuck, this is for this

"the virgin walk" has been a /brit/ meme for months, some sperg on /r9k/ finally drew it up

at least he's not a manlet

Pretty average looking but i do play guitar and skateboard and you know how impressionable most bitches are. Just pick up some hobbies that are considered 'cool' like cooking, photography, music whatever and be painfully average or even awful at it but hobbies are the best gateway to social contact. Dress up a bit metrosexual and have just an adequate enough social skills to approach a girl who's basically asking for you to give it to her and there. bitches will pretty much bend over for you.

it has been an /r9k/ meme for years you fucking autist

And now try to imagine the straight opposite walk.

"The Virgin Walk":
Gives a fuck about walk.

To those insecure about this image:
1. Notice how many others on Veeky Forums, a fairly normie board to an extent, are insecure about the exact same thing
2. Notice that you most likely haven't ever noticed anyone else doing this even though some others undoubtedly do
3. Notice that you didn't even realize this was an issue that could be identified until a British shitposter tried to connect it to virginity

it's not a meme

There are a lot lurkers from /r9k/ e.g. here though.

I guarantee 85% of the board has forward head posture. it makes you look retarded from the side, but not very noticeable from the front. Too much screen time

Where do you pick up girls?

This is the ideal male stride.

I noticed it on multiple virgins in high school before I even started going to /r9k/ and before said shitposter started pushing it.
Some parts of the image are bullshit, but there's an actual manual walk that some insecure beta nerds do.

iv had sex with 30+ women i and i walk exactly like this

fuck i used to do this until 2 years ago then i simultaneously fixed all of them.

i used to be an insecure, sad virgin

now im an angry, ripped virgin and girls dont believe me when i say im a virgin lol

Holy shit literally me..Delete this please

Pursue them with my long strides?

People who walk slow are annoying

...

what if I do all of this bar the social anxiety and virginity aspect and wear colourful clothes?

How come this was easier when I stayed in the dorms last year but now I'm a hermit again

>Everybody thinks their hair overreacts to wind
>Thats why everyone uses headphones
>Pretty much all humans avoid eye contact with strangers
>Overtaking slow walkers is completely normal as well

This image is just taking a lot of things that everybody does mixing it with a few autismo things to give it authenticity and then attributing it to being a loser in order to catch insecure people.

Nobody notices the way you walk.

I'm pretty sure the image was made to bait out responses like this

How do you fix manual walking? I've had this problem all my life

just relax your faggot ass and realise that 99% of people pay the most attention to themselves and doesn't even realize you exist.

This is me except for the posture issues. I keep my head high and back straight like a normal person.
But everything else is spooky accurate.

Fuck, this got me....
I was insecure about how I walk too. Pic related I had a friend take of me..

>LaVar Ball

fucking kill yourself you coon he's the biggest cunt in college basketball

>he takes exactly 5.6 steps within a 30 second time span, each one ranging approximately 0.67 meters from the previous location
>he walks at a 88% vertical angle at a 2% horizontal tilt

kek when will virgins learn

Veeky Forums is not a normie board lmfao. It's full of foreveralones incel cucks from r9ks, delusional faggots who think fashion will compensate for their ugly looks and shitty body and hypebeasts.

None of the Veeky Forums boards are normie. Yes, even fit is not normie at all. very few people on fit are normies. a bunch of them are forever alone bodybuilders, shitposting DYELS, and ugly skinnyfat and fat people doing 5 x 5 beginner routines for 2 years.

how do you walk properly without over doing it!?

10% of fa is normie

30% of fit

imo

>lmfao
>Veeky Forums is not a normie board

fuck off normie. this board is LITERALLY the most normie board there is. this board is full of underagefags into streetwear struggling to ensure theyre the best dressed amongst their high school peers, redditors, tumblr users, and a generally large population who dont visit any boards beside Veeky Forums.

kiss

>10%

Fucking christ man. Not because of looks, but because of bad that is for your body. Walk naked in front of a mirror and just look at your torso. I used to have terrible anterior pelvic tilt and started working out my core and glutes and that helped a ton.

See a physical therapist before you need lower back surgery.

>losing your virginity corrects your posture

>losing your virginity makes you unemployed

You guys are setting yourselves up for disappointment when you lose yours.

This is autist or someone with social anxiety.
Virgin look reminds me of an obnoxious teen who makes lots of sex jokes, brags, wants to look cool and follows the latest trends but still manages to stay cringy.

to add, I'm myself an autist with social anxiety, wear always sunglasses and headphones and around 10 years ago when went to university, I kind of walked that way but looked more an unapproachable rock star (stupid comparision but don't know what else to say) because of all black clothes, thick messy hair, platform boots and fast walking. I didn't look down and people game me the way.

Veeky Forums is not autist because beginners post there, it is autist because it is full of gymcels who think they get a girlfriend, improve their social skills and have a perfect life just by lifting.

Veeky Forums is the most teenage board here, full of normie teen talk that you see on tumblr or anywhere. Reddit malefashionadvice is autist, you can compare those.

>hair seems to overreact to wind
HOW do you not get this to happen?

it me

Fuck that pic hurts.

fuck i walk like this and i'm virgin...
someone know how to quit out of strong social anxiety?

>don't know how to interact with grills
>i'm friendless forever alone shit
>if i go out i think the people laughing at me

pls help

Most of our generation has this problem to a certain degree. Our spines just aren't meant to accommodate hours of staring at screens and cell phones all day.

I've actually been on mission to correct my posture lately. Assuming you're not too far gone, you can make pretty vast improvements in a matter of weeks if you work at it.

Ironically, I think the most normie board on Veeky Forums is /b/. All of the special interest boards are varying levels of weird.

I'm a 24 and a half year old virgin. Is it too late to turn my life around?

No it's not. I'm older than you and lifting has really made my life a lot better. Nobody believes I'm a virgin, i take good care of my body, lift, eat well, work hard. but at this point I'm not looking for a random lay I want wifey

hahaha wtf

pls be bait

Nice trips.

I am 25 and still struggle with this. The politeness and all. Whenever girls are in the subway I get too nervous thinking that they may think I am some kind of creep (which I am, but an inoffensive one) and will call a cop or something.

>you can make pretty vast improvements in a matter of weeks if you work at it.
how?

i know someone in real life who looks EXACTLY like this.
i'm actually pretty sure it was made for him because of the likeness

>Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
Why would you change your own pace. That's beta af.

I hate slow walkers because I'm fat and somehow theyre slower than me. Drives me insane

nice quints

>why would you try and adapt yourself to other people
I guess autism is an ALPHA MALE TRAIT according to you

>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
Whoever made this clearly lives in a third-world state. I dare you to egotistically stroll about like some bon vivant Parisian dandy touring the Tuscan countryside in the middle of Manhattan on a weekday. Go ahead, try it.
I fucking dare you.

we don't even need to know how you walk to know you're a virgin with a comment like that