Who kicked the most ass; Templars, Hospitallers, or Teutonic Knights?

Who kicked the most ass; Templars, Hospitallers, or Teutonic Knights?

Hospitallers

Teutonics definitely seen the most action

>Templars
Bankers with swords

>Teutonics
Killed more Europoors and christfags than kebabs or mudslimes

>Hospitalliers
Actually did shit and BTFO mudslimes repeatedly.

The saracens

The hospitallers still exist as an actual entity, Templars got wiped out by some frog too lazy to pay his debts, and the Teutons, while still existing, is a meme order.

Mongol horse archer

Didn't do a ton of ass kicking but the Knights of Saint Lazarus are cool. They were mainly a hospitaller order but could remove smooth skin kebabs when they needed to.

>Bankers with swords

Teutons were the most successful in terms of overall achievements, however, Hospitallers were the most successful in the long run since they didn't get fucked over by their host countries like the Templars or Teutons.

The Teutonic knights became Prussia in the Reformation and Albert's line formed the German Empire

Prussia and the Teutonic Order is not the same entity.

The only asses the templars kicked are the ones of harmless civilians.

t. saracen

Teutons since their order actually forged out an actual country.

Well actually the Order was instrumental in creating the duchy and settling that area with Germans. Without it we'd probably just have had Brandenburg.

Vikings

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Hospitallers

they were still alive well after the peak of the Crusades, giving Suleiman a run for his money, and outright defeating the Ottomans at Malta.

>we

They were fishermen that terrorised unarmed civilians. Vikings were shit

Their only opposition was unarmed civilians? No wonder they were able to conquer England, Normandy, and Russia, and extort hundreds of thousands of pounds of silver from France and England so easily

t. assblastedmonk

Hospitallers

Kicked ass for hundreds of years and they're still around (so are Teutonics, but those guys were dicks whereas Hospitallers never did nuffin wrong).

the question is, should i buy a comfy wool hospitaller cloak for $89.95?

Depends on how autistic you are

autistic enough to wanna stay warm during the winter

Do it then, dork. But for real, if you want it and can afford it, why not?

because i don't know if i want a hospitaller cloak or a generic earthy-colored cloak

You could pretend you are in Middle-Earth with the generic cloak.

Are you using it for real combat (real metal) or larp?

neither, i just want a neat cloak to stay warm n' cozy in when i need to, i might wear it outside sometime

and besides, cloaks are cool [spoiler]because lindybeige told me so :^)[/spoiler]

Yes they are
When they are not that thin
Lindybiege is very cool and he knows what he talks about and that is really unique today on youtube

>and he knows what he talks about

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh sometimes, take anything he says about history with a grain of salt

Or language

Templars. Best in combat. Middle of those three in political scale. Best in ambition and range.

Bit pricey. But fine if you're a reenactor or Freemason.

A few several grains you mean, unless you just accept that he exclusively means England.