I know shorts are definitively not effay but what are some good shorts that won't make me look like an adult child

I know shorts are definitively not effay but what are some good shorts that won't make me look like an adult child

come on guys damn baka

IMO dressy shorts are kind of like a sweater vest. They're geeky.
If it's hot and you have to dress up then you still wear pants, tough shit.

If it's hot and you don't have to dress up no one cares if you wear some rugby shorts, or something. They know why you've got the shorts on and if they aren't wearing shorts they probably wish they could.

the fuck are rugby shorts?

Stop posting idiot

aka booty shorts

if you live in a civilized country you are not getting away with that shit

Wrong lmao

The only places that have a problem with booty shorts are thirdworld shitholes where meathead homophobes are allowed to exist

easiest thing to do is to dress preppy
it's probably the closest you'll get to Veeky Forums in the summer

some cheap champion mesh shorts above the knee are effay

The only acceptable length of shorts are just above the knee. Any shorter and you look like a faggot, any longer and you look like you're stuck in 2003.

this. and to add, no baggy cargo shorts unless you still carry a school backpack

what kind of shoes does one even wear with shorts

You guys are autistic

Yeah wearing pajamas shorts is ugly but wearing Chino/denim shorts is totally fine for spring summer

Don't wear jorts, don't wear shorts that go below the knee (6-8 inch inseam) and don't wear cargoes

You should be fine

Meh, I think denim shorts are fine but maybe it just devolves into camp too easily.

I think shorts are fine when the climate demands it, especially if you're being active during the summer i.e. walking around outside a lot. Plus my legs are fucking sexy so I got nothing to hide if they fit well.

Just because you got dubs doesn't mean you made an argument.

actual rugby shorts aren't even that short lol

it's only not "fa" if u ain't got gams to show off

what does Veeky Forums think about corduroy shorts?

i'm thinking about hemming 3 pairs of cord pants i thrifted for a buck each into shorts.

Veeky Forums mostly not, but i like jorts

Those green shorts would go good in your Rhodesian soldier cosplay user

I dig it

Corduroy is supposed to be warm. Making shorts out of Corduroy is silly

still trying to find these

Oh my God I need these

these are dope too but idk where to get them

W2c shirt on the bottom

more fire but yet again i have no idea w2c

>shorts are definitively not effay

scuse me?

Unless you have chicken legs

RO Pod Shorts or something

Try grailed/instagram/FB groups

thunder thighs

auschwitz

come on bud back to pol

These are fire someone know w2c?

jesus christ I know you asshats like to like like 12 year olds, but goddamn

Nice stutter