If you don't have atleast $5000 worth of clothes on right now what are you doing with your life?

I'm taking a shit responding to a shitposting OP about my shit. That's where I am. Not bad desu.

oh my god. I hope you're actually not that rustled

so all luxury brands are pajeet-tier? xD

shhh. just let me suck your dick

tens of thousands but don't tell everyone XD

I recommend tailored made suits from New york

You know back in the day we used to call this literal fucking fedoraposting

>let me suck your dick

That's not how you respond to an insult on Veeky Forums. Back to Leldit.

tfw u make 8 figures but you wear a t shirt, hoodie, and track pants. Comfy trading is good trading.

Let's see here, I'm lazing about at the moment:

>M&S cotton trunks
?? £5 ??

>made-to-measure grey flannel trousers
~£120?

>made to measure white silk dress shirt
~£90?

>bottle green velvet smoking jacket
~£600?

>bottle green velvet slippers
~£180?

Would add up to about £1000.

I wore a £2000 suit and £400 shoes to church this morning though.

They can't wash the sweat shop smell of elderly Chinese, which is why our company flies us to Italy for fitted suits, staying at the high end resorts.

>no socks

>no trousers

>10€ boxershorts

>0€ t-shirt

10€/5000€ noice

>He goes to church

Enjoy wasting your min wage bux on nice clothes cuz you are going to stay poor. If I work with someone professionally that attends church or any form of it they are automatically put in the retard bin.

I don't work with people, they work for me.

I'm Veeky Forums and look good naked, clothes will never matter to me. I look better in a fitted target shirt than you do in a $3900 tux

My daily outfit is fairly basic - $400+ shoes (Trickers, Carmina shell, Common Projects), $400 Seiko/Hamilton watch, and a $180 Mitchell wallet, everything is non flashy HM tier clothing, so about ~$1100 total. I live in a poor country and have a good job though.

Not blowing money on useless clothing.

My online brokerage doesn't care what I'm wearing.

my laundry duh

You need to be 18 to post here

ITT : people who are mad because the mall is closed.

i will never get poor fags into fashion. that's a gold digger domain, why the fuck will a male be interested in any other clothes than a black shirt and a pair of jeans.

Volcom shorts- $30
Volunteer shirt- free
Nike socks- $5
Watch ~$9,000

This is the worst.

I just realized expensive watches are gold chains for white trash who made it big.

my wadrobe is about 30k total

Technically I can say my outfit is worth $5000 even if I got it at Goodwill.

>£400 suit
>£50 tie
>£100 shoes
>£500 watch
>£40 misc accoutrements

Only £1,090 worn and this was for a job interview. Kill me I guess.

>tailored made suits from New york
>Italy for fitted suits
neither of you plebs knows what you're talking about.
Everyone knows that Bangkok, Thailand is the must go destination for tailored suits, shirts, slacks, etc. Then there's the sex-tourism as a bonus.

Sweater : $20
Jeans : $40
Socks/underwear : $10
Shoes : $80
Laptop on a chain around my neck : $2,000
Watch : $300
Glasses : $150

Total: $2,600

Damn it

>expensive watches are gold chains for white trash who made it big

I know rite?

I know rich and successful people who wear Casio, Seiko, Sekonda, etc or their fathers watch. My brother and uncle earn way more than me and my nephew, but we spend more on jewelery.

Also, in 'The Millionaire Next Door' book,
It says that most millionaires wear Seiko or similar price range watches, not Rolex, Cartier, Jaeger, etc

You can buy Obama's watch for a few hundred.

i go to church and i probably make way more than you

Selling someone clothes with your name on it for triple digits >>>

>me and my nephew
>my nephew and I.
Name brands and fancy jewelry are no substitute for a decent education.

reddirt atheist newfag, pls go

I work in IT so thankfully I'm not expected to impress people with how I dress at the office.

Maui Jim Titanium Sunglasses - $5 from thrift shop, used ($250+ retail)

Armani T-shirt - $10 - charity shop ($90+ retail?)

Calvin Klein Modal Lounge Pants - $30 (eBay - liquidated stock - $60+ retail)

Sandals - $2 from local market stall (I buy stuff like this local when travelling to save on luggage and give it away)

Tateossian Black Diamond macrame bracelet - $150 (minimalist)

Custom-made 3-carat flawless black diamond 'sharks tooth' style pendant on black leather cord - $3,000 (looks like a $5 surfer necklace, deliberately, it's more like insurance.)

Clothes - $47 cost, 'worth' is more abstract.

Jewelry - $3,150

>If you don't have atleast $5000 worth of clothes on right now what are you doing with your life?

Why would I spend $5000 on clothes?

All you need is clothes that are clean, look good and fit you well. Paying a 500% markup because it has a man on a horse 5x5 logo on the top left corner of your shirt is downright retarded.

>clothing
>liability

lrn2biz, faggot

Dude you post on Veeky Forums, I don't think you're going to very many important executive business meetings.

>>Name brands and fancy jewelry are no substitute for a decent education.

>2016 AD
>correcting people's grammar on an Indonesian electrical retailers forum

What matters is being able to communicate effectively.
Grammar evolves.
Language evolves, especially on forums.
Everyone understood it.
Deal with it.

There are people more successful than you who are illiterate, semi-illiterate, blind, deaf, autistic, etc

Doctors seem to do ok, despite having notoriously messy handwriting that would be dismissed in elementary school. I used the same sick note for 5 years at school because it was fucking illegible.

This whole thread is gay as fuck. I hate millennials.

Op i can get 1000 dollars of clothing on sale/at marshals for less than 100 dollars. And a person with 50 bucks and good taste will look better than someone with 500 bucks and shit taste.
Also op u probably like to view urself as pat bateman, but im glad im not u because id rather be good looking than stupid like u

I am handsome as shit and look great in anything. Suits look best on me because my torso looks like a mannequin's. I look better in a £100 suit than you do in your D&G £830 one.

>throw 'ur coupons in the air
>bargain shoppers unite

Official Thread Theme Song
youtube.com/watch?v=r9yKyhgOIuY

>This whole thread is gay as fuck. I hate millennials.

Try leaving a millennial imageboard created by a millennial and used by millennials for the purpose of discussing anime(a mostly millennial activity).

>implying the rich and the famous don't anonymously post on Veeky Forums
>implying celebrities don't shitpost on /b/ and /pol/
Do you even Hugo Boss?

Tila Tequlia is an irrelevant psuedo-prostitute who became irrelevant again after her sex-tape so she needed some new edgy way to bring attention to herself again

>SRS/JIDF detected

Who the fuck is this irrelevant whore?

Is she even white? Kek

Pretty sure that ladyboy-looking whores would be the first to get gassed by hitler

2/10 pls get an education.
Helpful Hint: Hitler considered the Asians honorary Aryans.
Fun Fact: Germany and Japan were allies.

>lurk moar, newfag. Maybe browse the archives.
Tila was shitposting on here while you were still in diapers

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She is not white though, does that mean she would kill herself?

Who are you quoting?

I'm sitting on my computer chair in my undies like a normal person.

Tila lost meme status a long time ago, go to hotwheels chan where you can be with your own kind, you unchangeable dinosaur.

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>5k
>impressive
lel
I'm wearing a 50 dollar watch my boyfriend got on sale for 30 dollars that he gave me for our three month anniversary. I wouldn't sell this watch for anything less than ten million dollars, so I win.

Being gay is a sin

Then I've been a naughty, naughty boy ;p

Zenga Suit
3,995
Parker Co. Shirt
445
Zegna BLACK shoes
995
Zegna Tie
445
Zegna Pants
1-2000
Parker co. cufflinks
100 somthing

>5k in total
>impressive
I own a pair of 3gran shoes, but that's not the point. Anyone who measures success by selfcucking, is pure cancer. The nice things come with success, not the other way around. I buy fashion because I legit enjoy it and it lasts me. I've had the same Gucci sneakers for 4 years in regular use. Still in great condition and planning to use them for the next 2 years. I don't care how expensive, but how long itll last me. I paid for my last keyboard 150 and it lasted me 8 years, hoping this one (Ducky 4 Shine RGB) will last me the same.

Shkreli owns a 2 mil album, if that impresses you somehow and makes you respect him, you don't belong here.

No underwear user?

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My Work Clothes (also worn out if need be)
>$100 Shirt
>$100 Pants
>$150 Leather Boots had them for 3 years.
>$100 Belt
>$350 Watch - I Want 5+ Years of use
>$800 Total

I wear like 20 Target shit around the house.

Dress shirt, tie, pants, shoes, watch, and jacket do not add up to $5000

>St. John's Bay® Worry Free™ Flat-Front Pants
$15
>Sketchers RelaxedFit™ shoes
$20
>thick black socks, not sure where I got them
$1
>cheap dress shirt and belt
$20
>massive gold ring
$1,200

>being comfy at work
Priceless.

For everything else, there's MasterCard™.

I buy clothe from Walmart, should I be ashamed?

You're a black human right

I'm very white.

*mexican

Ethnicity:
Black -3%
Hispanic -17%
White -71%
Other -9%

>2016
>not posting naked except for watch