I've decided to get a masters degree

What could I do with a masters in business?

bampf

My cousin's husband got one and became some variety of middle manager at GE. He had to move around a lot, however.

That's all I know, but here's a bump til someone else more knowledgeable comes along.

apparently, not google shit

You would look good for a promotion to a director's position in a company you already work.

The job market around here is horrible and I fell for the college trap, so I have no work experience

.Google doesn't have Horo as a mascot though.

>The job market around here is horrible and I fell for the college trap, so I have no work experience
DO NOT PURSUE A MASTERS.

You are an example of "over educated".

Work experience > education. Get at least 1 year of work under your belt or you'll be fucked since a company doesn't want to hire a guy with zero experience who thinks he knows what's up because he has a degree.

Then I will not take out further loans to get a Master's, and will instead focus all my time and energy on finding someone who will take a chance on someone with no work experience... Thank you, user.

Buy some ethereum

Intern if you have to man. Just get that experience, maybe find yourself a nice company to work for that hopefully has room to move up in. THEN you get your masters. This will give you the room you need to move up!