McDonalds

+ diet coke or black coffee

the secret menu

>diet coke

>mfw autists think there is special names for all this shit and get laughed out of the store when they ask for it and the employees have no clue what your talking when in reality you can just go and ask them to put whatever you want on your burger
same goes for autists who ask for no salt to get fresh fries when you can just ask them to cook you fresh fries

Have to agree McChicken is the best thing to order. Fuck the rest

Fatass poorfag

more money to spend on asos garments

>anything other than a stack of cheeseburgers

i hate all of you

It's a McDonald thread wyd

what, motherfucker

back to Veeky Forums with u

maybe in australia they're too fuckin retarded to handle the process, but McDonald's fries are par-fried before freezing, then fried for a second time to order -- and kept hot under a timer so they don't sit for too long. This is inspired by the belgian double-frying method and ensured perfectly crisp non-soggy fries.

fascinating

i work at mcdonalds

ama about my un Veeky Forums job

do you have any nice pins

no, all they gave me a shitty looking pin-on nametage

hang in there bro you'll get some cool limited edition swag-ola sooner or later

tips on making a mcdonalds uniform look a little more effay?

if you already have a uniform and its ugly say you lost it and need another

if you have a visor loose that too, they have dad caps

they have a catalog of uniforms ask to see it, ask if you can pick it out if you're cool with the manager they'll probably let you

buy your own pants

the ones they give you fit and look like shit

i use suit pants from zara

buy the non-slip shoes that don't look autistic, its hard but they exist

if your manager is a retard like mine you can just buy all black vans or something and say they're non-slip

Can you tailor the uniforms without your managers noticing?

it depends on what your manager is like but i don't see why they would care even if you did

as long as you not making them skin tight to show your ass or something you'll be fine

It's the most caloric one as it's being eatean by an anorexic heroin chic

>$3
It's 2 for $2.50 here in Maryland.

>not getting a medium coffee

All sizes are the same fucking price u retard

real answer

do you have to talk to people a lot? and do you have to move swiftly?
i move/talk/respond kind of slowly so people think im stoned a lot. would they get mad at me?

jesus christ why do you people feed into the bait

this is why Veeky Forums is shit

2 McChickens
2 Apple Pies
A McFlurry
Medium Fries

my restaurant is kinda small so you kinda have to move swiftly

you have to talk to people if you work on back drive, front counter, or front drive.

if you go in for an interview ask to work on the grill

you won't have to talk to any customers there, just coworkers but you could ignore them if you really want to.

theres this one kid that works on grill where i work and he never says a word to anyone

It's Medium fries and a Mcflurry of your choice. And then you dip the fries in the Mcflurry.

thx for the bump

>going to mcdonalds or eating fast food in general
why

>fatty same fag

A single black coffee and the wifi password
Their food is garbage, and I worked there
Their coffee is ok

2 McDoubles (No Onions)
1 McChicken Plain
1 Medium Fry
2 Apple Pies
1 Oreo McFlurry

w2c hat

tfw you bust your ass on the floor and they see your brown bottom sole.
I worked a lot in food and its hell
Hopefully I land an easy job at a clinic soon

...