Speedos sizing

So I wear jeans waist 32. Jeans size 32 are actually all slightly loose on me.

Otoh, Speedos even in size 34 make my ass look HUGE and feel like they are size 28 and look ridiculously tight on my inner thighs. Wtf?

> size 32 waist
FAT

emaciated anorectic faggot

Don't forget you're in Veeky Forums, fatty.
Also, filtered.

at least I'm not fat
probably stronger than u anyway fatboy

>Igor
>fat

would suck his fat juicy cock desu

fucking gross
literally middle-aged dad body

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not at all

what

>tfw cant wear speedos because you get instantly hard when your remminded of the summer you spent at boyfriends house when his family was away for a month and you would lay by the pool in your speedos and fuck multiples times a day

up for relevancy to my interests

My legs aren't fat at all. If anything, my legs are too skinny. My butt is hard. But my butt is HUGE ._.

Speedos stretch, get a 28
T. Swimmer

size 34 cuts into my inner thighs and squeezes it and looks bad

I hate my big ass. My legs are too skinny. My ass is pretty hard, but still saggy. Also cellulite :(

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These are not the speedos btw, this is just cheap chink square shorts. They are ok.

I have speedos by speedos, by puma and by nike, all make my ass look horrible and squeeze my inner thighs

the Reeboks are size S and fit me perfect, also have a olive one in laundry
my fav swim shorts

Now give me a compliment and closure, you disgusting little fucks

FAT PIGU

also it looks like ur butt was sewed on 6 inches too low

>it looks like ur butt was sewed on 6 inches too low

I could be clever and take a shot from waist level and look liek i have long ass legs

I wanna grab tat ass and never let go.

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well that would probably do it for me too

you look like squidward

put them on

Coming from a water polo player/swimmer, Speedo suits fucking suck and do not look good. Try a Zumo suit or even a Turbo suit.

This
how can we tell you how they fit if we can't see you wearing them