How to be handsome all american boy? pizza, baseball cap, what else

Can I get a quick rundown on these two?

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>white
>anglo-saxon
>protestant
>male

thats about it desu

photoshop your jaw line

Quick rundown on them:
-Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs,
in contact with aliens,
-rumoured to possess psychic abilities,
control france with an iron fist,
-own castles and banks all over the world,
-direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line,
-will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city),
-own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth,
-first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies,
both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-They learned fluent French in under a week

Can i get a quick rundown

Mike mew and the bogs hidden son

this is such a shitty meme

fuck off

Their family motto is known as:

We control the British crown,

keep the metric system down,

keeps Atlantis off the maps,

keeps the martians under wraps,

holds back the electric car,

keeps Steve Gutenberg a star.

You can always have too much of a good thing and this guy does. He just looks ugly with such a defining jaw/chin

Oh it's another "how do I look like a milquetoast square chined, platitudinous Instagram model with no real talents or skills aside from looking handsome young"

>Americuck
>effy ever
fuck off mongrel

You retards, that's just what they want you to think. There's no fucking aliens, Antarctica is the final frontier

>milquetoast
This isn't bloodborne wtf are you talking about
Hah