Need.Money.Fast

Hey biz! Tomorrow I will exactly 10 days to somehow get $300. I don't have many resources. Please provide some ideas to get money fast online or in person.
>inb4 suck 300 dicks
It's already on my list. Seriously, no memes plz.

Ask your parents

No can do, they broke senpai

Uber driving 24h

Go to a public area and hold up a sign saying "Need money to feed family".

Begging is a surprising lucrative endeavor. As long as your willing to swallow your pride, you can make 300 in no time easily.

stocks

Can't make money on stocks if you don't have money you tard.

borrow 20 bucks from 15 people.

take a loan fag

>taking out a loan to invest in the stock market
this is only viable if you are already reasonably certain you are going to commit suicide

If OP can take a loan, then he can just use the loan towards the $300 he needs. Stocks was a retarded suggestion any way you look at it.

no, you can always take another loan out to pay the first loan off, or use your credit card.
you dont ever have to go broke

god fucking damn it some people are fucking just retarded, feels like you are from the US

no i am not from us? who is us? retard how would i know where you were? us? us? us? whos? Who is us? you?

You are just proving how retarded you are

Who are?
I think you are wrong and should apologize
geez

use the money from your job

Cut lawns?

Panhandling pays far over the minimum wage usually. Still fairly deporable in many cases. I remember seeing someone who had no arms and used a metal rod with a KFC cup on the end instead though. I gave him a little something.

can you write? i need a writer who some marketing (common sense) skills.

Yeah, I'm eloquent kek. Please don't be trolling tho

What kind of life crisis requires 300 in 10 days

This, OP. I too am interested

payday loan
credit card
autoloan

You'd tease me If I told you.

C'mon OP. This is Veeky Forums. No one teases on Veeky Forums. We are all adults here.

i will give you $300 if you suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a smile.

May I ask what platform you are using

do you want us to help you or not

>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not. I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa taking a celebratory drink on Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see in South Africa they don't hunt lion or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger made my first 100 million dollars. This is something you need to ask yourself, can I pull the trigger on this deal amd make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.

RobinHood for Android

Otherwise I use InteractiveBrokers

i will give you $301 if you suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a bigger smile.

i will give op $310 if suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a smile hen licks off the last drop from the tip with a cheerful wink.

i will give op $311 if suck my dick deepthroat and swallow with a smile hen licks off the last drop from the tip with a cheerful wink and much more later. As a smart investor not going over $311.

Why don't you sell food or treats

$7.25/hr * 52 hours * 80% = $301.60

literally get a minimum wage job you stupid lazy fuck

This is why loans exist, retard.

robinhood is only available in countries that support liberty (i.e. murrica).

what can i use as a yuropean?