Need.Money.Fast

Hey biz! Tomorrow I will exactly 10 days to somehow get $300. I don't have many resources. Please provide some ideas to get money fast online or in person.
>inb4 suck 300 dicks
It's already on my list. Seriously, no memes plz.

Ask your parents

No can do, they broke senpai

Uber driving 24h

Go to a public area and hold up a sign saying "Need money to feed family".

Begging is a surprising lucrative endeavor. As long as your willing to swallow your pride, you can make 300 in no time easily.

stocks

Can't make money on stocks if you don't have money you tard.

borrow 20 bucks from 15 people.

take a loan fag

>taking out a loan to invest in the stock market
this is only viable if you are already reasonably certain you are going to commit suicide