What's a Veeky Forums cocktail?

least effay drink

Hennessy and Sailor Moon

Nah ur a pleb

vodka and coke
if you're ordering some extremely fancy cocktail chances are you aren't at a very Veeky Forums place

>vodka and coke

Manhattan
Scotch (neat)

Bleach and vinegar, neat

Cheap Whiskey like Jameson, a beer(some shitty white trash cheap one), or Tequila.

I'm there to get fucked up, not be some cunt-head drink connoisseur.

>Tequila on the rocks

Whiskey on the rocks.

Buncha nu-male incel faggots ITT.

Campari soda, vodka soda or dark and stormy somewhere cheap or dive-y. A Negroni or Manhattan or something like a Waldorf cocktail somewhere nicer or a champagne cocktail like a Kir Royale or Death in the Afternoon. Most apple ciders and dry white wines are fine for me too

Jägermeister pure or with coke, vodka with orange juice or red bull, and good old Nordhäuser Doppelkorn with ice tea when I want to get piss drunk. Beer mostly Bitburger.

mixed drinks are for liberals

absinthe

gin on the rocks

Jäger with coke and vodka with orange juice? Shit, are you me? Delicious drinks, I always make mine stiff as fuck. Haven't had the third one, gonna look into it. Try Jägermeister with Dr. Pepper, for the spice it brings- fantastic.

This guy gets it.
Always drink alcohol like a man, straight and unmixed.
If you gotta be a pussy, you're only allowed to put the bottle in the freezer, and that is it.

I'll try it out.
Mix korn-ice tea around 30/70 if you like it stiff.

whatever is cheap or house specialty

Double shot of whisky, hard cider, jungle juice

white russian or a cuba libre

but i usually just go for a japanese whiskey or whatever local beer the place has on draft

Gin Rickey. It's summer after all.

drinking straight gin is a great affectation to have

singapore sling

So, at least we all agree that gin is the most Veeky Forums liquor, right?

Whiskey sours are pretty great, if you go to a bar that froths egg whites to put on top don't be hesitant, it's delicious.

Yeah, I'd agree with that. Classic but not pretentious. Versatile. You can drink it straight to get fucked up or in mixed drinks if you want to have a good time. I like a sloe gin fizz myself.

I remember being in highschool

South Side.

tequila is best served neat at room temp. Maybe a single ice cube.

whisky, cognac, gin or rum neat.

green tea straight out the tin can

Whiskey, neat.

Complete opposite

MOSCOW MULE

Hendricks' gin and Tonic

top shelf liquor on the rocks or straight.

any other answer is wrong and can't be proven otherwise.

virgina black on the rocks. If your bar doesn't have it then you aren't Veeky Forums, kids

Simple, either Vodka & Diet coke or Gin and light tonic..

Cmon Veeky Forums them wasted cals.

water

Redbull and human blood.

Cuba Libre.

Non cocktail would be quality whiskey neat.

pink gin

is it effay to drink too much also?