>5'3"
>85 lbs
>No breasts
>No ass or hips
>Gap tooth
>Minor stutter
>Too big eyes
Fml. I am fucking sick of shopping I'm the kids section and no guy will ask me out because I look 12. I'm fucking 19 and still a virgin. Farthest I ever went was giving a hand job to my older brother's friend when I was 13
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YOU ARE A GIRL, YOU ALREADY HAVE A HUGE ADVANTAGE OVER ANY GUY TRYING TO LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY
ALSO 19 IS STILL AN ACCEPTABLE AGE TO BE A VIRGIN CALM DOWN.
nice blogpost.
this is a board for fashion and apparel, though.
read the rules before posting.
Sounds like a Shadbase character.
by the way youre describing yourself you sound pretty unique, post pics to help illustrate
boy all these creepy replies coming asking for pics lmao
Holy shit a legal irl loli there are tons of guys who want that.
i think you are going to make love to her like when they had sex scenes in movies desu
>starts thread on Veeky Forums complaining about appearance
>is creeped out when asked for pics
U French? Wanna meet up? I'll give u the baguette ;)
>19
>oh im a fucking virgin ; ((
FUYCKG WOMEN FUCKING FUCK
That aside, I'm quite confident that there are hundreads of men who would and will find you attractive.
Post body/fit pic with timestamp
you realize youre a pedo if your asking to see pictures of a girl that looks 12 right?
kill yourself
>I'm fucking 19 and still a virgin
But Veeky Forums told me you could just fuck a chad
I'm male.
27, fit, good looking face, good job.
kissless virgin because i'm shy and fear rejection so i don't ask girls out.
kill yourself, not even playing. I hate you.
It was a blowjob when you posted this in the body issues thread.
You're probably just aiming too hight user, try going for guys who are into anime and shit.
Unless you want it "to be special" in which case, keep that motherfucker in tact until a Disney prince sweeps you off your feet
Trust me, you don't want to see what I look like. I'm not like the stacys you guys all drool over.
>tumblr
>shitpost
what a surprise
Post pic
Guys here are so desperate i dont think they would give a shit if you are ugly, they'll still jerk off
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id fuck you
You don't look 12. I'm disappointed.
bULLSHIT YOu're 85lbs other than that this applies too
Typical "uhhh im so ugly boys hate me" when in reality they are actually attractive, sounds like attention seeking to me
Idk if this is legit or not but if that actually is OP, you have nothing to fret over.
I would fuck you as well live In norcal
There is no way you're 38.5kg with those thighs and arms.
Pathetic to lie
Wanna come to Idaho?
Sure. i love potatoes
Im 90 lbs and my thighs aren't even as thick as yours
Thread is b8
You look fine. Quit complaining, delete your thread, stop posting, and go ask some decent looking guy out or if you're that desperate to lose your virginity go to a frat party or something, christ.
>i love potatoes
we know; you already said you want to fuck her
god this thread is such a fucking cliche
your problems aren't even real fucking problems, guys love petite girls
it's your personality that's the issue, if there even is a fucking issue
but that's just what you wanted to hear, isn't it
I sure gave you a confidence boost didn't I
fuck you
>I'm fucking 19 and still a virgin.
Every time a woman complains about something a laugh tracks comes on.
Where are you located? I fucked 2 virgins these last 2 weeks
>19 and still a virgin
That's normal as fuck (I'm a guy though). I lost mine when I was 19, and just 4 months from turning 20.
Also, you're a grill. If anything, some men will like that you're a virgin. The man should take the lead when it comes to sex anyways. The pressure to be experienced is not on you.
>That's normal as fuck
The average American woman loses her virginity at 12.
girls lose their virginity earlier than boys
>Farthest I ever went was giving a hand job to my older brother's friend when I was 13
Story? Please?
This is either bait or you are mad dumb.
***citation needed***
American women are so fucking entitled.
To get laid all she needs is tinder, spends her day wearing the same leggings everyday, drinks that stupid Starbucks unicorn frappe all day or pumpkin spice bullshit.
My favorite thing in the goddamn world is the shamrock shake from McDonald's, I haven't ate it in 3 goddamn years I don't even remember what it tastes like.
Sit there reading men's fitness and shit, lifting and setting down heavy objects every other night after work.
Strap my $3000 road bike to my car and drive to the beach every Saturday before the sun rises rided up and down the entire coastline.
Put the bike up. Jog half the distance (fucking hate running) and I'm still somewhat fat.
Fucking haven't had french fries in I don't fucking remeber
it's a general rule in every culture you daffy cunt. you can look up the statistics yourself if you're not aware of that extraordinarily well known truism
this is what has become of Veeky Forums
holy fucking shit dude
Holy fucking shit dude, what a ride
eyo where you at girl
lemme pipe
this is fucking incoherent
>language is my domain
top keks
What a cutie
It's biology, you stupid fuck. Men and women, psychologically, tend to play very different roles in relationships. Women are the selectors and men compete to be selected. It doesn't matter if that sounds unfair to you.
>5'3"
implying this is a turnoff for guys
we don't give a fuck about your height as long as you're not a midget, short girls can still be hot
guys will literally fuck anything with a minimum appeal, you must be very ugly
The thirst is real
Oh my fucking god, what a fucking attention-seeking cunt.
I bet the picture isn't even her in the first place, just OP's crush.
So have what you want, , YOU ARE VERY FUCKING CUTE, STOP COMPLAINING. PETITE IS GREAT.
>I'm fucking
no your not!
no shit you have no tits and no ass, you're severly underweight
I was 13 and my 17 y/o brother had some of his hockey buddies over for the night when our parents were gone. They had some beer and I ended up drinking one thinking I was cool. My brothers friends started watching porn in front of me and one guy started taking it a little too far and whipped his dick out in front of everyone daring me to touch it. I jerked him off in front of everyone and he came all over my blouse. That is the full extent of my sexual experience.
The guy tried to fuck me a year later but there was a rumor he had herpes so I said no.
What happened to the blowjob you said you gave him in that other thread?
Anyway, that's an incredibly slutty thing to have done as your "only" sexual experience.
This post of bait, but you can go for a cute aesthetic
A lot of Japanese brands would cater to your size
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kek
>that description
Real life anime girl.
bait??
if not
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Fuck you you stupid bitch I hate you
This w/out all the autism
Bullshit, were not cavemen. Girls have too much power in today's society when most of them are incompetent and have no inherent value other than producing children
>Bullshit, were not cavemen.
I'm telling you why that happens, not that it should
yeah but thats some serious autism there user
I've never given a blowjob to anyone.
This thread is so pathetic.
i'm 97lbs and 5'1 and my thighs together are as thick as one of yours, you look more like 113lbs, quit fibbing
Low 7 on a bad day, better picture low 8 no worries
Hair is whack tho
I can fix that
How?
He'll put his penis in your mouth then remove it then put it back in and remove it again, while pinching your nose
lmao
Typical effay thread
M I N N E A P O L I S
I'm french as well pls be my Veeky Forums gf
Will you cum in my mouth?
>gap tooth
L o n d o n
C H I C A G O
Post more pics, have you tried using tinder? You will have your selection of men
on a semi related note, when i go to clubs sometimes i will notice that when I'm dancing, a good amount of girls will start to congregate around me on the floor. but after a while they move away because I'm too afraid to dance with them so i just kind of turn my back to them and keep dancing while looking at the floor. if they come close to me like that how should i try to initiate a dance with them? just ask them? like hey do you want to dance?
also another story from last night
>dancing on a stage
>girl comes up to me and asks to dance
>start grinding like a retard because i don't know how to dance with girls
>she stops after a little bit and says "I'm gonna go have fun"
>continue to dance
>later that night Im walking to the bathroom and she stops me
>you have such a pretty face
>r-really?
>yea!
>t-thanks
>compliment her tattoos then leave
also a lot of girls think I'm gay
gosh its difficult being autistic
Yeah, don't think about it that much. If your body tells you not to do it, it will only be good for you
You sound cute as fuck
she can fuck anyone
3/10 you are fat
Eat less tubby
this isnt op yall are dumb as fuck
REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
Honestly she's not attractive. The most below-average girl I've seen, but not horrible either.
Sorry OP just an honest opinion instead of sweaty NEET thirst.
Yes
beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You sound cute though.
>My favorite thing in the goddamn world is the shamrock shake from McDonald's, I haven't ate it in 3 goddamn years I don't even remember what it tastes like.
you are such a fucking bore. i'm sure everyone would appreciate it if you stopped posting