Prestigious Jobs

Do any of you have prestigious jobs? Or are you just hopefuls tryna do some learning on this board?

I haven't been called into work for 3 weeks..
>blue collar logistics warehouse

Just buy ethereum

just kill yourself

I used to until I retired.

I'm a credit risk analyst which sounds like hot shit to people who don't know any better.

90% of the time it's boring as fuck but I can trace profits in the $1M+/year range to work I've done.. so that's a nice little factoid to put on a resume.

I work for the state. My title makes me sound important, I am just middle management.

On the plus side:
Pay is pretty good
Union
Work is easy as shit
Get paid to browse the internet on my phone most of the day
I can push my work onto fresh college grads

Run my own business, clearing 150k+ a year, room for aggressive expansion.

Should also add
>did not finish high school

I own 7 restaurants currently. Looking like I'll end up at about 11. So that's pretty alright.